Things that give you the sh1ts

[Psyber]

Getting pinged doing 121 between Tintinara and Coonalpyn - the officer hands me my $220 fine and says "normally that's a caution but I've been told off for giving out too many cautions"
Yeah thanks

He'd obviously overlooked the fact of modern policing that revenue raising rates over common sense, and the triviality of the offence, and has been pulled into line...
I still think 150 is a more reasonable limit in those situations.

[aceman]

Getting pinged doing 121 between Tintinara and Coonalpyn - the officer hands me my $220 fine and says "normally that's a caution but I've been told off for giving out too many cautions"

Yeah thanks

You know the rules FC, just don't break them and it won't happen again.

The crap thing is, is that I wasn't deliberately speeding because I know that stretch of road between the two towns is notoriously patrolled 24 hours a day, either by camera or car.

I unknowingly crept and paid the price - and I wasn't showing cleavage

The secret ingredient was sadly missing.
It's marvellous what a bit of t*t does for a male, as a baby and and as a grown-up.

[Dutchy]

Spending the last hour hand watering my front and back lawn before the 42 degree day tomorr only for it to start raining as soon as i stopped

[JAS]

Spending the last hour hand watering my front and back lawn before the 42 degree day tomorr only for it to start raining as soon as i stopped

Swap you some of that...all the snow that had started to melt yesterday has frozen solid...currently -6 and trying to walk anywhere is not fun when you live part way up a hill.

Regards
JAS

[brod]

I thought Id be a bit clever and do the grocery shopping late tonight...and it was bloody busy

[A Mum]

Well I thought I'd be clever and do ours tonight instead of tomorrow - bet I have the same problem !
I'll just have to keep telling myself - patience - patience - patience......

[Booney]

Seriously folks, who goes shopping in the last 3 days before Christmas?

You know it comes around about this time every year....

[A Mum]

Seriously folks, who goes shopping in the last 3 days before Christmas?

You know it comes around about this time every year....

Have you heard of the food you eat on the day Booney !!
Do you want us to buy said food a week or two before - mmmm yum - NOT

*Insert hands on hips - disapproving mum stare on face emicon*.....lol

Do you think I reallllly want to venture out there? - No !
Do I have a choice - No !

Maybe christmas food shopping gives me the s**** !

[shoe boy]

Im with you mum shopping tonight for me.

[Wedgie]

I'm with A Mum, Im not buying mt prawns three months out!

[Pseudo]

Dick Smith Electronics.

A particular item is advertised in their current catalogue.

The 3 outlets within cooee of my place didn't have it. Marion outlet said they'd be getting some in by yesterday. I called up to see if they had, and no, weren't expecting any until next week now. The guy checked his computer and said the only place in SA which had any was Elizabeth!

Found myself in Adelaide so popped in to the outlet in the basement of Myers. The guy behind the counter here reckoned he had some delivered and he nipped out the back to check. Sure enough they were delivered but they were still packed and he didn't want to unpack them. I left town shortly after, and promptly got a phone call asking me what colour I wanted.

FFS - if there aren't any in the state (bar Elizabeth), why advertise it in the catalogue?

[Rik E Boy]

Seriously folks, who goes shopping in the last 3 days before Christmas?

You know it comes around about this time every year....

Have you heard of the food you eat on the day Booney !!
Do you want us to buy said food a week or two before - mmmm yum - NOT

*Insert hands on hips - disapproving mum stare on face emicon*.....lol

Do you think I reallllly want to venture out there? - No !
Do I have a choice - No !

Maybe christmas food shopping gives me the s**** !

LMAO. Booney the fisherman has landed another one. A Mum Shark!

regards,

REB

[locky801]

Weather forecasters that tend to keep getting it so wrong

[RustyCage]

Weather forecasters that tend to keep getting it so wrong

Yeah I wish they had got it right today and that it actually way 42!

[A Mum]

$6.95 for a quarter of a watermelon

Far out brussel sprout!!

[fisho mcspaz]

Everyone buying the same kids' toy for Christmas as me. Took two hours to finally track one down all the way in Victor Harbor... still, I was prepared to go to Port Pirie if necessary, so I guess I got lucky in a way.

[Footy Chick]

Everyone buying the same kids' toy for Christmas as me. Took two hours to finally track one down all the way in Victor Harbor... still, I was prepared to go to Port Pirie if necessary, so I guess I got lucky in a way.

Now we know who Fisho REALLY is!

[Psyber]

Dick Smith Electronics.

A particular item is advertised in their current catalogue.

The 3 outlets within cooee of my place didn't have it. Marion outlet said they'd be getting some in by yesterday. I called up to see if they had, and no, weren't expecting any until next week now. The guy checked his computer and said the only place in SA which had any was Elizabeth!

Found myself in Adelaide so popped in to the outlet in the basement of Myers. The guy behind the counter here reckoned he had some delivered and he nipped out the back to check. Sure enough they were delivered but they were still packed and he didn't want to unpack them. I left town shortly after, and promptly got a phone call asking me what colour I wanted.

FFS - if there aren't any in the state (bar Elizabeth), why advertise it in the catalogue?

I sorted that problem out by bypassing DSE.
I was going to the CBD anyway and rang Myers, checked they had the item I wanted in stock, and asked them if they'd match the DSE price if I brought the advertisement in.
I did the same, later, with my Panasonic plasma TV by taking in the JB's advertisement.
No problem either time...

[Thiele]

People who give you christmas cards to give to people that you havent seen in ages

[norm11]

My 12 year old daughter