Things that give you the sh1ts

[Thiele]

Doing a risk assement

[Barto]

Pointless small talk. Especially by sales assistants- hello and a smile is enough, leave it at that.

Had one the other asking me what I was doing for Xmas etc.. STFU, I'm late for work anyway.

[fisho mcspaz]

Ants in the kitchen. They always climb into the f**king kettle.

Happy Valley McDonald's. Everyone there is too busy being bored to actually do any work. (By the way, a Filet o' Fish does not come with bloody Big Mac sauce on a bloody McChicken bun.)

Neighbours, especially Zeke. He is obviously never going to cheer up, so why doesn't someone put him out of his misery?

Alexander Downer. He always looks very pleased with himself, like he just farted, and everyone knows it was him, and HE knows everyone knows it was him, but he also knows no one is game enough to dob him in.

Bus drivers. They are either really, really slow or they are mad and will take a roundabout on two wheels and then try to run over as many pedestrians as possible.

[dedja]

Pedestrians who walk across the road in front of traffic without looking and who assume (with their life) that ongoing traffic will automatically give way or stop for them.

[bayman]

'car' drivers who try & take on vehicles whom they assume are slower at roundabouts (ie vans,trucks etc) one day i will not put the brakes on & hit these bloody cars to teach them a lesson....they vans etc go the same speed as everyone else

[fisho mcspaz]

Crap like this:

"Thomas the Tank Engine demeans women, according to new study"

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26471152-5006301,00.html

Some people have way too much time on their hands. Stop paying for these pointless studies and feed some starving 3rd world children FFS.

Stupid engines always trying to be useful...look where it has go you

You can learn heaps from Thomas the Tank Engine! Like if you're overly proud and smug, you'll fall into a ditch and the troublesome trucks will laugh at you, and if you're vain about your paintwork, the Fat Controller will brick you up in a tunnel.

At least, you used to be able to learn heaps. All the new episodes are crap - everyone loves each other and works together to be Really Useful and it all ends in jolly good fun.

[White Line Fever]

my 2 Boxer dogs who after making my grass fort knox still TUNNEL their way in to destroy my garden!

[Booney]

Keith Martyn's Almanac is now Brenton Raglass' Almanac.....it just 'aint the same.

[Lightning McQueen]

Keith Martyn's Almanac is now Brenton Raglass' Almanac.....it just 'aint the same.

Ha, thought the same thing last night, the plural just doesn't work.

[Bum Crack]

Getting a stomach ulcer before Christmas and having to get off the piss during the festive season. It's killing me

[Mic]

Pointless small talk. Especially by sales assistants- hello and a smile is enough, leave it at that.

Had one the other asking me what I was doing for Xmas etc.. STFU, I'm late for work anyway.

Had one ask me the other day, "So what are you up to today?"
I didn't want to be rude but wasn't sure how else to respond apart from, "Um, just doing some shopping..."

[A Mum]

Crickey's a lot of things giving people the sh*ts today or what ??

[JK]

Crickey's a lot of things giving people the sh*ts today or what ??

Yep ... Mine is being flat out at this time of year and having to waste so much time on trying to arrange returns for faulty stock supplied and other bullshit issues that are so time consuming, it prevents you from attending to productive work that needs to be done before the year is out.

LOL .. Basically that was just a generalised rant, but I do feel somewhat better for it!!

[fisho mcspaz]

My mum continually emails me to complain about my sister's cat and how it attacks her. The cat is the size of a guinea pig.

[aceman]

Not being able to disclose the winner of the Smith's chips competition until it's announced on Channel 9 next Monday.
I will say though that the 'Sales' winner and the 'Voters' winner are different.

[fish]

Crickey's a lot of things giving people the sh*ts today or what ??

Hey A Mum you just said A Naughty Word!

[A Mum]

Crickey's a lot of things giving people the sh*ts today or what ??

Hey A Mum you just said A Naughty Word!

Did too
sorry about that
(I'm sure you've read/heard worse though)

Is sh*ts still classed as a naughty word in this day and age...lol??

[Bum Crack]

Crickey's a lot of things giving people the sh*ts today or what ??

Hey A Mum you just said A Naughty Word!

Did too
sorry about that
(I'm sure you've read/heard worse though)

Is sh*ts still classed as a naughty word in this day and age...lol??

Fu**ing oath it is

[Lightning McQueen]

Being 5c short for the chip machine, the bastard wouldn't let me off

[Mythical Creature]

Gastro! Literally
Been home two days now.