Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tomo » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:50 pm

When you ask your girl friend if she wants some food from the take-away, and she says no.
So you buy yourself something, and half way through eating it she asks for a bite!

Fu#K that shits me!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby redden whites » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:23 pm

The fact that the express checkout chick has to leave to serve some bastard buying cigarettes or wanting a refund leaving the express lane standing still .
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:18 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:48 pm

Psyber wrote: I bought my wife a big AWD with Roo bar and tow bar,


People who drive massive petrol-guzzling view-obstructing 4WDs for simple commuting or trips to the shop.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The_Bay_Boy » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:19 am

Pseudo wrote:
Psyber wrote: I bought my wife a big AWD with Roo bar and tow bar,


People who drive massive petrol-guzzling view-obstructing 4WDs for simple commuting or trips to the shop.



i agree..

because there is some tough terrain to deal with between home and the local shops. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The_Bay_Boy » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:27 am

Psyber wrote:
Lunchcutter wrote:assholes that take forever to turn into a driveway (nearly causing you to run up their arse) specially when this happens on a main road ie main north, park terrace etc.. all because they are scared their front skirty wirty on their prevcious vehicle is going to get damaged because their stupid car is too low in the first place FFS !!

Well a front skirt for an Audi can cost $690, and in a Maserati it could take the bottom off your engine block as well!
[And sometimes you have the &!@@%* thing before you realise it is a problem!]

People who bully less aggressive drivers give me the shits, and that is why I bought my wife a big AWD with Roo bar and tow bar, after she had been pushed off the road a few times in the Mini she wanted. It worked!

[Sorry to perpetuate the off-topic bit - but that needed an answer.]



if you can afford a maserati, your not going to be living on main north rd
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:17 am

Some nice homes in Medindie... Also on Main North Road.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:20 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:17 am

Turning up at work at 7am to prep for a meeting at 9am, then getting a phone call at 9:15am from the other meeting participant changing the meeting time to 10am.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby silicone skyline » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:03 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:06 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Psyber wrote: I bought my wife a big AWD with Roo bar and tow bar,


People who drive massive petrol-guzzling view-obstructing 4WDs for simple commuting or trips to the shop.

As I said - essential for protecting the wife from aggressive drivers - worked too. Also handy for regular trips to the Flinders Ranges. And once you have one you don't buy a third car for the wife to commute to the shops, just to not offend someone's tiny sensitivities, do you?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:17 pm

The_Bay_Boy wrote: if you can afford a maserati, your not going to be living on main north rd

Well I'd just left Prospect and was living on a dirt road outside Hahndorf at the time. I had to drive it carefully there too until I hit the bitumen. It still holds my cross-country record from Hahndorf to Mt Compass though, set back in the early 1990s.

It was a good car when it worked - but was off the road about 25% of its life in my hands. Friends tell me the current model is no more reliable. As I once said to the local Ferrari dealer an Adelaide, "Roberto, I have had two Italian cars - why would I buy a third!"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The_Bay_Boy » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:34 am

Psyber wrote:
The_Bay_Boy wrote: if you can afford a maserati, your not going to be living on main north rd

Well I'd just left Prospect and was living on a dirt road outside Hahndorf at the time. I had to drive it carefully there too until I hit the bitumen. It still holds my cross-country record from Hahndorf to Mt Compass though, set back in the early 1990s.

It was a good car when it worked - but was off the road about 25% of its life in my hands. Friends tell me the current model is no more reliable. As I once said to the local Ferrari dealer an Adelaide, "Roberto, I have had two Italian cars - why would I buy a third!"


i must admit, i do think the italian cars are over-rated. Don't get me wrong, i like them and i'd gladly take one if it was going at a good price, but give me an Aston Martin DB9 anyday.

sorry to people who get the s**ts with posts that get off the topic. apoligies.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby TroyGFC » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:50 pm

SMOKERS!!! (Bring on November 1st) If they were more considerate and kept smoke to themselves and properly butted out smokes instead of placing in ashtrays to smoulder all over nearest non-smoker I wouldn't be such an anti-smoker. Also the smokers who flick butts out window instead of placing in cars ashtray-for shame!! (fire season ring up CFS they are very interested!!)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:59 pm

Some crows supporters who blame every crows loss on injuries... they are obviously the only club with them!!! FFS
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cennals05 » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:06 pm

TroyGFC wrote:SMOKERS!!! (Bring on November 1st) If they were more considerate and kept smoke to themselves and properly butted out smokes instead of placing in ashtrays to smoulder all over nearest non-smoker I wouldn't be such an anti-smoker. Also the smokers who flick butts out window instead of placing in cars ashtray-for shame!! (fire season ring up CFS they are very interested!!)


Have to agree. I hate smoking. Pubs are now smoke free in London and it's great, except now you can smell all the BO and farts.

Still it's nice to get up the next morning and not smell like an ashtray.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:35 pm

Cennals, my bro in law's just got back from Ol' Blighty and said that rule had come in. How's it being accepted by the majority?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:04 pm

That f**king Kantong ad........................................................grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :evil: :evil: :evil: #-o #-o #-o
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby therisingblues » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:17 am

TroyGFC wrote:SMOKERS!!! (Bring on November 1st) If they were more considerate and kept smoke to themselves and properly butted out smokes instead of placing in ashtrays to smoulder all over nearest non-smoker I wouldn't be such an anti-smoker. Also the smokers who flick butts out window instead of placing in cars ashtray-for shame!! (fire season ring up CFS they are very interested!!)


People who complain when I flick my butts at them. FFS, where else can i flick them? ](*,)
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