Things that you rate!

[Booney]

The off season.

What do you do now then?

[silicone skyline]

500 posts of things we rate!! I rate that.

[smac]

The off season.

What do you do now then?

I dunno.

Lots of planning, state squad trials, club trials, going to the footy, mowing the lawns, playing nintendo.

[silicone skyline]

Not necessarily referring to literally "rating" things, but just things that make you think "Hell yeah, I rate that!"

Kicking it off: I rate Tit Monday

Tit Monday:

This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:

"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...

That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.

And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.

As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."

The season is coming to an end.

[Booney]

Like this SS?

[silicone skyline]

Ring-a-fu*king-ding! Yes, like that Booney.

[silicone skyline]

There is nothing sexy about professional trousers, except if you can see the G-string line.

But it's always a back-thought that there is an un-cropped bush thriving under those trousers in the winter conditions. (sigh)

[am Bays]

Ahh yes, Magill Campus. Ten girls to every bloke. What a fantastic ratio

The Beach boys neglected to mention Magill.

And Tit Monday. Shame on you Beach Boys.

I went to the old Underdale Campus an interesting campus such a diverse spread of "talent"

On my side of the river we had the PE/Sports Science chicks very high quality and "fit". Definately way above average for their age demographic - lycra is a great material!!! One bird was a dead ringer for Kournakova and the Boys named her as such!!!

The other side of the river was a great disappointment - hippie industrial arts scrags in hessian rags and fat Domestic Science student teachers that made their own clothes in classes. Both groups were at least two standard deviations below acceptable standard. Nicknamed the pallets i.e. you had to drink a pallet of beer before you'd r**t one....

Lucky we had teh great PE Troll (Jack) lurking in the river preventing the scrags from crossing over to our side....

So all in all at Underdale generally a good standard but a flat and wide bell curve....

[silicone skyline]

Ahh yes, Magill Campus. Ten girls to every bloke. What a fantastic ratio

The Beach boys neglected to mention Magill.

And Tit Monday. Shame on you Beach Boys.

I went to the old Underdale Campus an interesting campus such a diverse spread of "talent"

On my side of the river we had the PE/Sports Science chicks very high quality and "fit". Definately way above average for their age demographic - lycra is a great material!!! One bird was a dead ringer for Kournakova and the Boys named her as such!!!

The other side of the river was a great disappointment - hippie industrial arts scrags in hessian rags and fat Domestic Science student teachers that made their own clothes in classes. Both groups were at least two standard deviations below acceptable standard. Nicknamed the pallets i.e. you had to drink a pallet of beer before you'd r**t one....

Lucky we had teh great PE Troll (Jack) lurking in the river preventing the scrags from crossing over to our side....

So all in all at Underdale generally a good standard but a flat and wide bell curve....

Gold!

[JK]

ZigZag Twisties

[Dirko]

ZigZag Twisties

and cheese n bacon balls.....

[Thiele]

weekends

[Psyber]

Who needs whiting when this could be on the menu?

IStudy: Fellatio may significantly
decrease the risk of breast cancer in
women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
(AP) -- Women who perform the
act of fellatio and swallow semen
on a regular basis, one to two
times a week, may reduce their
risk of breast cancer by up to 40
percent, a North Carolina State
University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link
between the act of fellatio and breast
cancer, but new research being performed
at North Carolina State University is
starting to suggest that there could be an
important link between the two.

An extract from CNN news report

Now I reckon this is the highest rating topic a bloke could wish for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have subsequently found a reference suggesting that the 40% reduction in breast cancer is offset to some extent by the fact that any form of oral sex increases the risk of mouth cancer due to the papilloma virus being transferred.

[Thiele]

Kellie Crawford

[mighty_tiger_79]

Kellie Crawford

hi-5 is a must watch now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and to all the family groups getting upset, go jump in the lake

[Booney]

http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=799077

A couple of Kellie pics.

[hearts on fire]

http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=799077

A couple of Kellie pics.

[Baron Greenback]

ZigZag Twisties

and cheese n bacon balls.....

Hallelujah!!!

[Lightning McQueen]

http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=799077

A couple of Kellie pics.

Where's the rest? I was hoping for 1,2,3,4

[JK]

http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=799077

A couple of Kellie pics.

Brings a whole new meaning to "5 in the air lets do it together"