Things that give you the sh1ts

[Thiele]

Trying to do the dishes with Cling wrap on your arm so the patch wont get wet

Surely there is a female in the house. They are designed to do dishes.

My mum was sick so i thought i would do them

[A Mum]

You're a very good son Thiele

[Thiele]

You're a very good son Thiele

THanks

[norm11]

Get me a bucket

[A Mum]

There ya go

[JAS]

I thought a 19yo student urinating on a war memorial was the ultimate in disrespect and was pleased that he got 250 hours of community service. But I'm completely disgusted that a 49yo has now been arrested for the same offence...considering his age this time I hope it's prison and a bloody good kicking...he might be surprised at just how many prison guards and even prisoners are ex-forces

Regards
JAS

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west ... 388177.stm

Second man on 'urinating' charge

A man has been charged after allegedly urinating on a war memorial in Leeds.

The arrest of the 49-year-old came just a day after a student was sentenced for doing the same on a war memorial in Sheffield in October.

Police were called out on Friday night to a report of a man urinating on the memorial at the corner of Headingley Lane and St Michael's Road in Leeds.

They confirmed a 49-year-old man from Leeds was arrested and charged with outraging public decency.

He is due to appear at Leeds Magistrates' Court on 8 December.

A West Yorkshire Police spokesman said: "At 10.15pm on Friday, police were called to a report of a man urinating on a war memorial at the junction of Headingley Lane and St Michael's Road.

"A 49-year-old man from Leeds was arrested and has since been charged with outraging public decency. "

The day before, 19-year-old Sheffield Hallam University student Philip Laing was sentenced to 250 hours' community service after he was photographed urinating on the city's main war memorial.

[CoverKing]

Ha, rub it in why don't ya

Well im assuming the WSOP game will be purchased again so i thought i may aswell ask where it was purchased and wat it cost

PS: didnt meant to rub it in....or did i

[Psyber]

I thought a 19yo student urinating on a war memorial was the ultimate in disrespect and was pleased that he got 250 hours of community service. But I'm completely disgusted that a 49yo has now been arrested for the same offence...considering his age this time I hope it's prison and a bloody good kicking...he might be surprised at just how many prison guards and even prisoners are ex-forces

Regards
JAS

Yes, they also finish up in private security and airport security.
I had a minor run in with a security team leader at Johannesburg airport who was clearly a remnant of the last Afrikaner government there.
And I met a Hells Angel in Adelaide in the early 1990s who told me he'd been a weapons instructor in the AIF for 7 years.

[Dirko]

Yes, they also finish up in private security and airport security.

Not Australian Airports. You need to pass Federal & Customs checks before you can be given a ASIC pass. If they do that no problem.

[Choccies]

Ha, rub it in why don't ya

Well im assuming the WSOP game will be purchased again so i thought i may aswell ask where it was purchased and wat it cost

PS: didnt meant to rub it in....or did i

Nah you didn't mate, don't worry. You get thick skin when you have kids and you come home often to find your stuff broken...

[Booney]

Closed training sessions in December for the Crows.

Seriously, are they working on some secret game plan that they will not reveal until Round 1 of the finals
in 2010, therefore completely trumping their opponents? Or, will they use the "secret" sessions to work on
the game plan they will use all year, therefore giving opponents 22 weeks to unravel the mystery surrounding
it?

[Gingernuts]

Having a mouthful of coffee and realising the milks off.

[Booney]

Having a mouthful of coffee and realising the milks off.

Ick. That 'aint any good at all.

I bet you didn't make another one with fresh milk, did you?

[JAS]

Recipes that call for black treacle by weight and not volume grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr trying to weigh out treacle IS a nightmare ...this Jamacian ginger cake had better be worth it.

Regards
JAS

[Pseudo]

Recipes that call for black treacle by weight and not volume grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr trying to weigh out treacle IS a nightmare ...this Jamacian ginger cake had better be worth it.

Put the whole treacle tin on the scale and spoon the treacle out of it. Observe the weight lost by the tin as the treacle is removed.

I hope that qualifies me to receive a slice of said Jamaican ginger cake...

[silicone skyline]

Whatever happened to normal cakes??

[Bum Crack]

Waiting all night to watch a good fight and then watch it end in two minutes. At least the cold beer tasted nice I suppose.

[Choccies]

Waiting all night to have special cuddles with Mrs Choccies and then watch it end in two minutes. At least the cold beer tasted nice I suppose.

[silicone skyline]

At least you got two minutes.

I sat up on FIFA 10 trying to beat Barcelona (not metaphoric) and missed out.

[Lightning McQueen]

Waiting all night to have special cuddles with Mrs Choccies and then watch it end in two minutes. At least the cold beer tasted nice I suppose.

Sounds like you need some vitamins Milky one.