The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
Things that give you the sh1ts
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Booney » Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:55 am
aceman wrote:The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
Yeah, how could a kid have a beard?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Bum Crack » Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:56 am
Booney wrote:aceman wrote:The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
Yeah, how could a kid have a beard?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by nuggety goodness » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:49 am
aceman wrote:The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
think about it Ace, he probably lived in a cave where the was nothing to wipe with so he had to use his hands, that being the case i'm sure he would have had to keep the nails filed down (using a rock or something similar) so he didn't pierce himself while trying to wipe, makes perfect sense to me...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Choccies » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:04 pm
nuggety goodness wrote:aceman wrote:The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
think about it Ace, he probably lived in a cave where the was nothing to wipe with so he had to use his hands, that being the case i'm sure he would have had to keep the nails filed down (using a rock or something similar) so he didn't pierce himself while trying to wipe, makes perfect sense to me...
Sure as hell wouldn't be biting them !!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by catchit » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:39 pm
Choccies wrote:nuggety goodness wrote:aceman wrote:The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
think about it Ace, he probably lived in a cave where the was nothing to wipe with so he had to use his hands, that being the case i'm sure he would have had to keep the nails filed down (using a rock or something similar) so he didn't pierce himself while trying to wipe, makes perfect sense to me...
Sure as hell wouldn't be biting them !!!
bet he picked his nose and ate it though....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Choccies » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:48 pm
catchit wrote:Choccies wrote:nuggety goodness wrote:aceman wrote:The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
think about it Ace, he probably lived in a cave where the was nothing to wipe with so he had to use his hands, that being the case i'm sure he would have had to keep the nails filed down (using a rock or something similar) so he didn't pierce himself while trying to wipe, makes perfect sense to me...
Sure as hell wouldn't be biting them !!!
bet he picked his nose and ate it though....
Probably was the only constant food supply that's why...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by aceman » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:57 pm
nuggety goodness wrote:aceman wrote:The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
think about it Ace, he probably lived in a cave where the was nothing to wipe with so he had to use his hands, that being the case i'm sure he would have had to keep the nails filed down (using a rock or something similar) so he didn't pierce himself while trying to wipe, makes perfect sense to me...
NG, leave the "logical answer" in the cupboard please.
So how come if he wasn't old enough to shave, he's got major jaw growth with hair that is thick enough to stab a rat at 20 paces?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by tipper » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:22 pm
aceman wrote:nuggety goodness wrote:aceman wrote:The Sorbent crap paper advert where the kid comes back from years lost in the jungle with hair and beard looking like a second hand doormat but perfectly manicured finger nails.
Something not quite right about that!
think about it Ace, he probably lived in a cave where the was nothing to wipe with so he had to use his hands, that being the case i'm sure he would have had to keep the nails filed down (using a rock or something similar) so he didn't pierce himself while trying to wipe, makes perfect sense to me...
NG, leave the "logical answer" in the cupboard please.
So how come if he wasn't old enough to shave, he's got major jaw growth with hair that is thick enough to stab a rat at 20 paces?
doesnt the ad say he was "lost" for 15 years? if so how old was he when he went missing? 5? makes him 20 now which could explain all of the hair growth
sorry, another "logical" answer
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Bum Crack » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:28 pm
People talking crap about a stupid dunny paper ad (pardon the pun)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Lightning McQueen » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:53 pm
It could just be Chewbecca's love child.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Footy Chick » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:08 pm
Bum Crack wrote:People talking crap about a stupid dunny paper ad (pardon the pun)
Written by a bloke who calls himself the place where you use the stupid dunny paper...well done
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by silicone skyline » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:24 pm
Footy Chick wrote:Bum Crack wrote:People talking crap about a stupid dunny paper ad (pardon the pun)
Written by a bloke who calls himself the place where you use the stupid dunny paper...well done
No amount of toilet paper could clean that Bum Crack
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Bum Crack » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:37 pm
silicone skyline wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Bum Crack wrote:People talking crap about a stupid dunny paper ad (pardon the pun)
Written by a bloke who calls himself the place where you use the stupid dunny paper...well done
No amount of toilet paper could clean that Bum Crack
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Wedgie » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:34 am
Retired people that go to the barbers after 3.30 when they've had all ******* day.
Similarly one's that wait till workers knock off to do their shopping.
Similarly one's that wait till workers knock off to do their shopping.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Gingernuts » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:58 am
Wedgie wrote:Retired people that go to the barbers after 3.30 when they've had all f****** day.
Similarly one's that wait till workers knock off to do their shopping.
Amen brother. Don't forget being on the roads the hour before 9am and the hour after 5pm putting along at 20 kms under the speed limit! Aarrgh! You've got all day, why travel now!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by trev » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:57 pm
Probably because they drive so slowly it takes them all day to get there!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by Psyber » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:44 pm
Wedgie wrote:Retired people that go to the barbers after 3.30 when they've had all f****** day.
Similarly one's that wait till workers knock off to do their shopping.
I'll use you as a reference the next time I get accused of speeding. I'm currently about 6 points down.trev wrote:Probably because they drive so slowly it takes them all day to get there!
Perhaps I shouldn't buy the Cayman S I was looking at...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
by silicone skyline » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:46 pm
Psyber wrote:Wedgie wrote:Retired people that go to the barbers after 3.30 when they've had all f****** day.
Similarly one's that wait till workers knock off to do their shopping.
I'll use you as a reference the next time I get accused of speeding. I'm currently about 6 points down.trev wrote:Probably because they drive so slowly it takes them all day to get there!
Perhaps I shouldn't buy the Cayman S I was looking at...
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