Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wycbloods » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:27 pm

dedja wrote:
Pidge wrote:
brod wrote:
Pidge wrote:Unit Pricing.

How??
(Bit annoying that Coles measure /kg and Woolies /100g)


We all went to school.. People can add it up in their heads. Surely not everyone is stupid :roll: Biggest waste of time. The new tickets are harder to read too.. makes working a tad harder


You obviously don't do much shopping then ...


Either that or he isn't shopping for a family and doesn't have time constraints.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:29 pm

wycbloods wrote:Either that or he isn't shopping for a family and doesn't have time constraints.


Bingo, we have a winner ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:34 am

Computer downloads that take hours even with broadband.

Downloading a new game...after 3 hours, even nipped out to the shops and back, and I've still only got 1.2 out of 3.6GB. Why can't they zip it into a teeny tiny pocket sized thingy (-| :!!

Better be worth it.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:41 pm

LMA wrote:
unknown source wrote:
saveyourlegs wrote:people that order big mac meals minus pickles..whats wrong with pickles? :roll:


pickles rocks


My 3 year old boy loves the pickles, he asked me for a pickle burger one day at HJ's. Wasn't gain enough to ask for one though


The Ash WOman orders cheeseburgers minus the burger
She also orders hot dogs without the dog
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:03 pm

People that think that by driving right along side of me and putting your indicator on gives you automatic right to the part of the road that I currently occupy.
1. Use you brain and forward observation skills and get in the lane you require earlier.
2. Slowly creeping over into my lane doesn't give you right of way
3. Don't expect me to feel obligated to hit the brakes just to let you in

How come this has become such a very popular pastime in this city these days ???? :roll:
Rant over.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:05 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:09 pm

Choccies wrote:People that think that by driving right along side of me and putting your indicator on gives you automatic right to the part of the road that I currently occupy.
1. Use you brain and forward observation skills and get in the lane you require earlier.
2. Slowly creeping over into my lane doesn't give you right of way
3. Don't expect me to feel obligated to hit the brakes just to let you in

How come this has become such a very popular pastime in this city these days ???? :roll:
Rant over.


Add to that when you want to change lanes to you slow down to get in and the car next to you slows down too...accelerate and they do too....

**** off, If I needed a shadow I'd go stand in the sun.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:49 pm

Choccies wrote:People that think that by driving right along side of me and putting your indicator on gives you automatic right to the part of the road that I currently occupy.
1. Use you brain and forward observation skills and get in the lane you require earlier.
2. Slowly creeping over into my lane doesn't give you right of way
3. Don't expect me to feel obligated to hit the brakes just to let you in

How come this has become such a very popular pastime in this city these days ???? :roll:
Rant over.


I like to leave a reasonable distance between myself and the car in front of me, apparently this is just an invitation for peanuts to move into because I'm so considerate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:01 pm

Choccies wrote:People that think that by driving right along side of me and putting your indicator on gives you automatic right to the part of the road that I currently occupy.
1. Use you brain and forward observation skills and get in the lane you require earlier.
2. Slowly creeping over into my lane doesn't give you right of way
3. Don't expect me to feel obligated to hit the brakes just to let you in

How come this has become such a very popular pastime in this city these days ???? :roll:
Rant over.


=D> =D>

Similarly, when there's cars parked on the opposite side of the road, and the oncoming driver thinks he/she has right of way to come over to your side
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:07 pm

Drive one of these ... problem solvered 8)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:12 pm

Posties who don't put your f***ing letters all the way into your letterbox when it's pissing down ... lazy pricks :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:53 pm

dedja wrote:Posties who don't put your f***ing letters all the way into your letterbox when it's pissing down ... lazy pricks :evil:

Many moons ago I lived in a block of units with a communal letterbox out the front (One brick structure with 6 slots). The messenger delivery boy used to leave 6 messengers sitting on top of the letterbox. The meddlesome old biddy who lived in #5 took it upon herself to take all the messengers and cram one into each of the slots of the box (except her own, natch). This not only blocked the letter slot and damaged the papers, since they were just too thick, but they then acted as a conduit for rain to enter your box and soak all of your post.

Meddlesome old tarts. Why is it impossible to move to a neighbourhood without at least one of these within a few doors?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:58 pm

A bloke I used to work with was telling me about the old dear in his block of units who didn't have a car so she would put a pot plant in her parking spot so no-one else could use it. :D

God bless the old hags.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:16 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:23 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Choccies wrote:People that think that by driving right along side of me and putting your indicator on gives you automatic right to the part of the road that I currently occupy.
1. Use you brain and forward observation skills and get in the lane you require earlier.
2. Slowly creeping over into my lane doesn't give you right of way
3. Don't expect me to feel obligated to hit the brakes just to let you in

How come this has become such a very popular pastime in this city these days ???? :roll:
Rant over.


I like to leave a reasonable distance between myself and the car in front of me, apparently this is just an invitation for peanuts to move into because I'm so considerate.


I'm hearing ya LM.... I don't like to tailgate but I feel I have to start doing it just to ensure I actually get home eventually...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:33 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:54 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:Yaks


Useless Bastards....
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:13 pm

Choccies wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:Yaks


Useless Bastards....


Yep. Should shoot the lot of them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:19 pm

I hate sub-standard yak penis.....
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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