SA Footy

----OK
Show that trud who is boss!
----I farted right when you sent that. Yummmm
Nick work. A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way.
----Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Put a c@#k in it.
*cork

23/1/14

Graham cylinders ready for u to pick up any time
-----Great stuff, u can pop by tomorrow, how much do I owe you?
-----Hi Declan, how much do, I owe you for the paint job?
50 euro
-----Grand stuff, I poo vermin a short while, cheers
-----Feckin autocorrect! Meant pop over in awhile :0)

----Made it to six fags with the dearth vibrator mask.
----Flags*
----Death vibrator
----Dearth vader
----Farther vader
----Dearth
----Darth
hahahahahahahahahahad
---- -_-

big D What's up
-----At my moms house looking at diablo 3 stuff because I'm a loser.
Lol I thought you were up here I felt it in my boner.
Bones*
Bones*
------Rofl. Tell me that was auto correct.

27/1/14

LOL
-----Uh way WAY down the road, hopefully. lol
We hop
We hopping
We home
Wawa skittletits
WE HOPE
-----Hahahaha
-----OMG

-----I'm taking Trevor to yard house today. I'm sorry , this doesn't mean I don't love you.
I hate you, I'm never talking to you again. I'm at school right now, I'm crashing your party and slashing your titties.
TIRES
------OH MY GOSH I just died laughing!
I'm about to pee my pants.

A$$!!! Not Add Damn it.
----Lmao auto correct s'mored you
----*screwed! LMFAO
Haha and the same to you bahahahaha
-----Damn it!
What the yell is a s'mored anyway?
----Hahaha what the "yell"
Duck this s@#$

-----How are you! We haven't talked in awhile.
I'm okay I guess
-----Aw what's wrong
I'm kinda sad. I just sold my grandma for $2000
-----You sold your grandma?!
Haha oh wow, my grand am. My car.
-----That was so funny. Poor granny!

Ok good I'll make that with some mashed potatoes and stuffing and I got cinnamon a@#hole sauce.
-----Woooooooooooooooow Cinnamon a@#hole sauce? ouch.
OMG not a@$hole sauce ha ha ha ha apple sauce
I'm dying over here lol
LOL
----That got kinky real fast

-----I need anal. But I can't just take one for 15 minutes like Eric. I have to have like 2 hours, so it never happens
Hahah what?
-----Wow iPhone really? Forget one space and now my husband is gay and I'm a freak
-----I need A NAP Hahahaha
Hahahaha I was just thinking omg! Lily and Eric is a freak!

-----It was suppose to say can u lock up the schedule for Richmond Sam auto correct erections.
-----WTF I swear this boner is ridiculous at times.
Um what are you talking about and who was that meant for?
Richmond Sam? What's that.
-----Never find, I'll call your in a few to egg salad what I meant.

D I caught some squirts!
----That's nice. I guess.
Yea, you want one?
----Ummmm, no thanks. You can keep them.
You sure? They're the flying ones.
----Lane, Flying squirts?! Why would I want that?!
SQUIRRELS!
-----Bahahaha! I thought you were sick or something LOL

This thread is pure gold!

scoob wrote:This thread is pure gold!

He meant to write "How the **** is this still going?", but auto correct changed it.

Booney wrote:

scoob wrote:This thread is pure gold!

He meant to write "How the **** is this still going?", but auto correct changed it.

If you don't like it don't read it!

-----I'm about Ready for that stiff drink
Ooooh I believe it hahaha
How did the deliveries go??
-----Good!
-----But the Mexican completely died so we're getting a new one some point tonight.
-----Oh my God! Siri typed Mexican when I said mixer.

I don't want to be racist (I'm not personally), but this damn you auto correct might offend some people, I'm just posting what is on the paper.

If you and your girlfriend want to come over for dinner, be here at 6.
I'm grilling up some baby black kids. Gonna be delicious
------As tempting as that sounds, we both have to work till 11.
Yea I meant baby back ribs. And more for me.
------Lol fail

This thread just keeps on pushing the boundaries, provoking thought and inspiring me.

OMFG
-----SO CUTE <3
IKR!!!!!
-----Oh my god I want to molest he so bad
-----***MEET stupid auto correct.
.............
You never meeting her now..........

8-9/2/14

Hi babe can you stop and pick up cherry whores after work?
------Sure thing. I thought you'd never ask.
LMAO. Cheerios. I'm laughing so hard. This auto correct is killing me.
This morning I asked my father to lick me up at 6
-----So no Cherry whores then? Where do you stand on miserable whores
NO! No whores of any emotional state!