Keeping it in the family

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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby JAS » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:55 am

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JAS wrote:Also hope something will be done to make sure they can't make any money from this...ie selling their story

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Thats interesting JAS, they were on 60 Minutes last night and they're well known for paying big bucks. If they had have received anything for this story i think it would have been revealed by now, but who knows.


Trouble is it's the kind of story that those trashy weekly gossip magazines love...'My Grandad is My Dad' type stuff. I don't believe those guilty of crimes...moral or otherwise...should be allowed to profit. Would perhaps be ok with any money being put into a fund for the kid (I think she may need counselling etc later in life) as long as they can't get to it.

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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby smithy » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:56 am

Pseudo wrote:Mum and Grandpa will have to provide a baby brother for her. After all, she'll be looking for a husband of her own one day...


Indeed Pseudo..
There was an old joke going around that went......

Q - How does the Tasmanian know when her mother is on her periods?

A - Brothers dick tastes different.............

They'll be changing that to SA soon.......
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Strawb » Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:21 am

I find it wrong so whats grand dad going to do for kicks when his daughter turns 18 touch her too. Gives a new meaning to Don't touch your sister she's mine
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Ian » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:27 am

She wasn't very attractive.............................. a face that only a father could love :?
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Dirko » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:26 am

smithy wrote:Q - How does the Tasmanian know when her mother is on her periods?

A - Brothers dick tastes different.............

They'll be changing that to SA soon.......


LMFAO..Straight to the jokes thread Smithy.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby TroyGFC » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:47 am

As mentioned before Tasmanians would be loving this!! I wonder if Sam Newman might bring it up this week on Footy Show!!
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby RoosterMarty » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:56 pm

It is pretty disgusting. I really do feel for the little girl, and of course they had to name her Celeste which rhymes with the very crime they are committing.
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Booney » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:21 pm

Did he ever mention to his wife that she looked strikingly similar to his ex-wife?

Does pillow talk not cover this type of thing? What does your Mum do,your Dad?

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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby cennals05 » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:26 pm

It even made the paper over here and they mentioned they were from South Australia.
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby zipzap » Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:25 pm

cennals05 wrote:It even made the paper over here and they mentioned they were from South Australia.


Did they give the location? It's rumoured there's some spots in the south-east where let's just say they enjoy a good banjo pluckin'

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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Booney » Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:27 pm

LMAO,a bloke I work with is from Mundulla.....come to think of it,his wife and him look alot.........nah...... :lol:
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby zipzap » Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:38 pm

Booney wrote:LMAO,a bloke I work with is from Mundulla.....come to think of it,his wife and him look alot.........nah...... :lol:


Just a few clicks out of Mundulla... *SHUDDER*
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Pseudo » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:52 pm

I suppose the happy parents would have claimed the baby bonus. Who said crime didn't pay!
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby MatteeG » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:58 pm

if the couple had another kid they could race em...
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Punk Rooster » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:13 am

apparently the couple have another child...

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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby BenchedEagle » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:44 am

smithy wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Mum and Grandpa will have to provide a baby brother for her. After all, she'll be looking for a husband of her own one day...


Indeed Pseudo..
There was an old joke going around that went......

Q - How does the Tasmanian know when her mother is on her periods?

A - Brothers dick tastes different.............

They'll be changing that to SA soon.......

How dod this one get past the mods! This is the worst thing ive seen on safooty :vom:
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby smithy » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:46 am

Won't ask how the family pet was created.....

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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Strawb » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:24 am

So I take it she is a father f*cker that gives a new insult. I heard that they grow tobacco and are starting up their own brand of Roll Your own Cigarettes.
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Strawb » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:29 am

But what gets me is they are out in the open talking about it. they should just pack up and move to Tasmania where that thing is legal and accepted it reminds me of a joke.
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Re: Keeping it in the family

Postby Hazbeen » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:02 pm

zipzap wrote:
cennals05 wrote:It even made the paper over here and they mentioned they were from South Australia.


Did they give the location? It's rumoured there's some spots in the south-east where let's just say they enjoy a good banjo pluckin'

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They live/lived in Kalangadoo which isn't quite Deliverance country but you can sure see it from there.
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