Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 20, 2025 10:56 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
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Spargo wrote:I’d have no issue calling that shit out, loudly…


Seen a dude emptying the chopped onion dispenser into a plastic bag while at Costco one day.

I approached him and loudly called out "Hey, why are you stealing everyone's onion?"

"What if people want onion on their hotdog, do they come to you?"

"Do you need money to buy onions? I'll take you to the fruit and veg shop to buy you some if you want?"

His wife and daughters just buried their heads as they all scurried out of the store.

I asked one of the workers why they did nothing, they said it happens all of the time and there's nothing they can do about it.


There's a chopped onion dispenser???
Is it DIY or ready made?


It's like a mincer, you spin the handle and chopped onion comes out the other end, it's where all of the hotdog condiments are.

I got really crook from one of their dogs once so they're on the banned list, kinda spewing though as for $1.50 I could grab a dog, load it up with onion, cheese and bbq sauce with a massive drink while I peruse the shop, then I could refill my drink for the trip home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Jan 20, 2025 11:06 am

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I got really crook from one of their dogs once so they're on the banned list, kinda spewing though as for $1.50 I could grab a dog, load it up with onion, cheese and bbq sauce with a massive drink while I peruse the shop, then I could refill my drink for the trip home.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 20, 2025 12:12 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
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I got really crook from one of their dogs once so they're on the banned list, kinda spewing though as for $1.50 I could grab a dog, load it up with onion, cheese and bbq sauce with a massive drink while I peruse the shop, then I could refill my drink for the trip home.


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You do the high bit!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon Jan 20, 2025 12:45 pm

How much?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 20, 2025 12:47 pm

3 buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 20, 2025 1:02 pm

My wife used to think she said Areeeeeeeeebaaaaaa :lol:

… which is all the more amazing since she’s the Rain Man of the Lyrical quiz in the paper. #-o
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 20, 2025 1:42 pm

dedja wrote:My wife used to think she said Areeeeeeeeebaaaaaa :lol:

… which is all the more amazing since she’s the Rain Man of the Lyrical quiz in the paper. #-o

She does have a point.

My eldest daughter and I both thought that Taylor Swift said "Gotta love them Starbucks lovers", the youngest daughter corrected us as it is "Got a long list of ex lovers".
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 20, 2025 1:58 pm

Ah, mangled lyrics … a very unique art. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:28 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:33 pm

Kyrgios cant help himself

5 minutes ago he was continually bagging Djokovic because he, supposedly, got away with lesser crap than him.

Now he's weighed into the Tony Jones thingo

Kyrgios - just **** off
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:38 pm

#SaveChompers
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:41 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:3 buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

That's for the shit base version. Gotta get cream cheese, mustard & onion for $5
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:59 pm

cracka wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:3 buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

That's for the shit base version. Gotta get cream cheese, mustard & onion for $5


I'm hearing ya.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jan 20, 2025 3:24 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
I got really crook from one of their dogs once so they're on the banned list, kinda spewing though as for $1.50 I could grab a dog, load it up with onion, cheese and bbq sauce with a massive drink while I peruse the shop, then I could refill my drink for the trip home.


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After he pays for fuel though.


Or even better

Ikea :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Jan 20, 2025 3:56 pm

dedja wrote:#SaveChompers


#IStandWithChompers
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon Jan 20, 2025 9:09 pm

The Kia zombie adds. Painful.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 21, 2025 7:45 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
dedja wrote:#SaveChompers


#IStandWithChompers


I'm on team Nik, Tony Jones is a knobhead.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 21, 2025 8:06 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
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dedja wrote:#SaveChompers


#IStandWithChompers


I'm on team Nik, Tony Jones is a knobhead.


The bloke is a cretin, how he has any profile has me beat. Stupid Victorians.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Jan 21, 2025 8:16 am

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I'm on team Nik, Tony Jones is a knobhead.


The bloke is a cretin, how he has any profile has me beat. Stupid Victorians.


#Collingwood #Eddie #ChannelNine....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 21, 2025 8:18 am

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The bloke is a cretin, how he has any profile has me beat. Stupid Victorians.


They could have a fair cretin-off against each other.

The Bec Judd baulk was superb, TJ comes across as the sporting world's Russell Coight.
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