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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sun May 12, 2024 2:11 pm

Got onto Diss and he's going to check it out later today.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Sun May 12, 2024 2:49 pm

I've noticed it since dedja started posting again, the bloke's a virus ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon May 13, 2024 11:25 am

Tip for small businesses: piss your customers right off by having your registered business name completely unrelated to the service you provide, and registered location several kilometres away from your premises. Laugh at the poor sods who spend spend half an hour trying to work out why their credit card has been charged $9.50 by the Pooraka Pizza bar, when they know they didn't eat pizza - or indeed go anywhere near Pooraka - on that day.

Bastards.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon May 13, 2024 12:12 pm

P0rnhub subs?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Mon May 13, 2024 12:28 pm

Pseudo wrote:Tip for small businesses: piss your customers right off by having your registered business name completely unrelated to the service you provide, and registered location several kilometres away from your premises. Laugh at the poor sods who spend spend half an hour trying to work out why their credit card has been charged $9.50 by the Pooraka Pizza bar, when they know they didn't eat pizza - or indeed go anywhere near Pooraka - on that day.

Bastards.


I’ve got $50 a month come out of my account for a whiskey club I'm in.
Thankfully there’s no reference to whiskey on the credit card so the missus doesn’t know :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon May 13, 2024 2:22 pm

dedja wrote:P0rnhub subs?

People still pay for pr0ns?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon May 13, 2024 3:12 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Tip for small businesses: piss your customers right off by having your registered business name completely unrelated to the service you provide, and registered location several kilometres away from your premises. Laugh at the poor sods who spend spend half an hour trying to work out why their credit card has been charged $9.50 by the Pooraka Pizza bar, when they know they didn't eat pizza - or indeed go anywhere near Pooraka - on that day.

Bastards.


I’ve got $50 a month come out of my account for a whiskey club I'm in.
Thankfully there’s no reference to whiskey on the credit card so the missus doesn’t know :lol:


Always been the problem with the Equestrian Club
I know of one bloke that got the sack for using his corporate card there when pi$$ed not knowing they use their real name
Must have cost the EC a few million over the years
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon May 13, 2024 4:22 pm

Pseudo wrote:
dedja wrote:P0rnhub subs?

People still pay for pr0ns?


No, but I seem to be buying a lot of pizza.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue May 14, 2024 9:27 pm

Now having to log in every time I come on here @Wedgie
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby FlyingHigh » Tue May 14, 2024 9:49 pm

All the "what's in it for me" budget stories we'll be bombarded with tomorrow.

Why the f*ck should there be anything in it for you? The only thing that matters is what is good for the country.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue May 14, 2024 9:52 pm

FlyingHigh wrote:All the "what's in it for me" budget stories we'll be bombarded with tomorrow.

Why the f*ck should there be anything in it for you? The only thing that matters is what is good for the country.


Not unreasonable to break down aspects of the budget and how it may or will affect different people I would have thought? :-??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby FlyingHigh » Tue May 14, 2024 9:56 pm

dedja wrote:
FlyingHigh wrote:All the "what's in it for me" budget stories we'll be bombarded with tomorrow.

Why the f*ck should there be anything in it for you? The only thing that matters is what is good for the country.


Not unreasonable to break down aspects of the budget and how it may or will affect different people I would have thought? :-??


It's the entitlement of people thinking there should be something in the Budget for them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Tue May 14, 2024 10:35 pm

FlyingHigh wrote:
dedja wrote:
FlyingHigh wrote:All the "what's in it for me" budget stories we'll be bombarded with tomorrow.

Why the f*ck should there be anything in it for you? The only thing that matters is what is good for the country.


Not unreasonable to break down aspects of the budget and how it may or will affect different people I would have thought? :-??


It's the entitlement of people thinking there should be something in the Budget for them.


I'll pm you my situation if you could kindly check to see what's in it for me ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed May 15, 2024 1:25 pm

What's in it for me?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gazzamagoo » Wed May 15, 2024 1:40 pm

I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed May 15, 2024 2:04 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.



Delete ya cookies man.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed May 15, 2024 2:08 pm

dedja wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.



Delete ya cookies man.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mots02 » Thu May 16, 2024 11:32 am

dedja wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.



Delete ya cookies man.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu May 16, 2024 11:45 am

dedja wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.



Delete ya cookies man.


Does f'all

I have to log in every time I visit
I had to get rid of the ad blocker because it wouldn't let me in so now I get effing ads all over my screen :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu May 16, 2024 12:39 pm

No problems here, have an an ad blocker and a perpetual log in. :D
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