Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:21 am

Constance_Perm wrote:Lip-Kissers .. Fair enough if it's your other half or a bubba or something, but why do friends and family members (usually the older ones) have to do it??? :shock: [-X

... and why is it that cute young female acquaintances always offer the cheek, never the lips? Come on ladies, pucker up for Uncle Pseudo... :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:23 am

Make sure your tongue isn't hanging out first Pseudo and you may be in luck.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:47 am

SJABC wrote:Make sure your tongue isn't hanging out first Pseudo and you may be in luck.....


And make sure your Jeans aren't caked in mud Pseudo
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:49 am

Constance_Perm wrote:
SJABC wrote:Make sure your tongue isn't hanging out first Pseudo and you may be in luck.....


And make sure your Jeans aren't caked in mud Pseudo

Whatever for? After all I don't want them to kiss my cheeks... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:55 pm

That wanker Hutchy from the footy show. He is now the instant expert on everything cricket FFS it is a Football show you clowns :roll: :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:02 pm

heater31 wrote:That wanker Hutchy from the footy show. He is now the instant expert on everything cricket FFS it is a Football show you clowns :roll: :twisted:


another exclusive from Hutchy!

Our lives would be so much poorer without him

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby hawkseye » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:50 am

heater31 wrote:That wanker Hutchy from the footy show. He is now the instant expert on everything cricket FFS it is a Football show you clowns :roll: :twisted:

Couldnt agree more to this and while his at it he tries pump up Brad Hodges tyres to be the replacement. What about Ferguson you goose.!!
Couldnt stand him the other week either with his Richmond crap.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:13 pm

Whenever posters make reference to the North Adelaide Club song - Takes me hours to get the bloody thing out of my head!! :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:18 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:Whenever posters make reference to the North Adelaide Club song - Takes me hours to get the bloody thing out of my head!! :shock:


c'mon CP, play it ... http://www.nafc.com.au/entertainment/song.aspx ... I's dares ya

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:19 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:20 pm

coward!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:35 pm

when people borrow your car, re arrange everything int eh car to suit them (even if they are only borrowing it for a 5 min trip) and then dont change it back when they are finished....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:43 pm

Johno6 wrote:when people borrow your car, re arrange everything int eh car to suit them (even if they are only borrowing it for a 5 min trip) and then dont change it back when they are finished....


Did they get lost though Johno ?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wycbloods » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:53 pm

SJABC wrote:
Johno6 wrote:when people borrow your car, re arrange everything int eh car to suit them (even if they are only borrowing it for a 5 min trip) and then dont change it back when they are finished....


Did they get lost though Johno ?


LMFAO. Poor bugger will never live that one down.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:48 pm

i seriously thought i wouldve stopped hearing about it... i dont think ill ever live it down, my gf still gives me crap about it.


what gives me teh sh1TS IS getting lost and ending up at the wrong place when ya trying to have a romantic date........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:06 pm

People who ring into radio stations that play music to tell them they're listening or that they missed the last competition details. Who the hell are these morons? I've never met one.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:12 pm

Wedgie wrote:People who ring into radio stations that play music to tell them they're listening or that they missed the last competition details. Who the hell are these morons? I've never met one.



It's all scripted Wedgie, they'll ring up when the competition is on, realise they haven't won, but the DJ will ask them to answer the question so they've got something to play back on air...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:20 pm

heater31 wrote:That wanker Hutchy from the footy show. He is now the instant expert on everything cricket FFS it is a Football show you clowns :roll: :twisted:




Team him up on the 5RPH Amateur Football Show and they can all make fools of themselves.
Get him to replace Chef Ben or D'Arcy Evans, at least he knows his stuff.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:59 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:Lip-Kissers .. Fair enough if it's your other half or a bubba or something, but why do friends and family members (usually the older ones) have to do it??? :shock: [-X


Could be worse, it could be blokes.....one part of the greek culture I just cant get used too! :roll: to be fair they aint lip kisses...but any male to male kissing should not be allowed, even family
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:13 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Lip-Kissers .. Fair enough if it's your other half or a bubba or something, but why do friends and family members (usually the older ones) have to do it??? :shock: [-X


Could be worse, it could be blokes.....one part of the greek culture I just cant get used too! :roll: to be fair they aint lip kisses...but any male to male kissing should not be allowed, even family


I must admit I was mortified when I first met my Grandfather-in-law and he kissed my cheek ... I was speechless ... He never wrote, he never called ...

(Seriously I agree, has no place in my culture)
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