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by Q. » Thu May 21, 2009 3:06 pm

Mid-poo posting. Absolute gold.

by **Booney** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:12 pm

People who use phones while they are pooping. :roll:

by **Wedgie** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:16 pm

Well if I took the paper in it would be obvious, the phone fits in my pocket.

All cleaned up and back at my desk now, carry on!

by **Pseudo** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:44 pm

Wedgie wrote:Well if I took the paper in it would be obvious, the phone fits in my pocket.
All cleaned up and back at my desk now, carry on!

That reads like you wiped your arse on your phone....

by **Booney** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:51 pm

by **Wedgie** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:33 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Well if I took the paper in it would be obvious, the phone fits in my pocket.
All cleaned up and back at my desk now, carry on!

That reads like you wiped your arse on your phone....

Well it is a Palm and it is described as a 'Smart Phone'.
Wouldn't be too many smarter phones on the market than one that wipes your arse for you! Mind you I'm not sure if I like the idea of my Palm wiping my arse.

by **dedja** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:58 pm

either

or

by **am Bays** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:01 pm

Well if ever we needed confirmation that we talk shit on this site, this thread (well last 11/12 posts) proves it....

by **aceman** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:06 pm

Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Well not the shits but 95% of the time when I'm looking around book stores the urge to do a poo always comes on.
What's with that?
Is it the mental connection of reading material and the thunderhouse?

Was it warm in the bookshop Wedgie? If so, as your body temp rises blood moves away from your stomach to the outer extremities of your body to cool, this activity can often result in the bowel moving . BTW, feel better?

Is that the reason a hot cup of tea gets the 'old stools' moving every morning?
Not the ones you sit on either

by **Booney** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:11 pm

It is, in parts. Major changes in your thermal ( internal and external ) surroundings creat "movements" within your body according to blood flow. You tea or morning coffee often has this effect.

Elton John is sitting in a Piano bar when George Michael walks in.

George says " Play us a tune on the piano there Elton ? "

" Sure ", sayd Elton, " just push my stool in "

:shock:

by **dedja** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:36 pm

am Bays wrote:Well if ever we needed confirmation that we talk s***t on this site, this thread (well last 11/12 posts) proves it....

last 14 posts and counting ...

by JK » Thu May 21, 2009 11:27 pm

Hutchy .. Im the first to agree that coaches and players are public figures, but dont stalk them through the streets the same as you would criminal offenders on the current affair type programs.

by **Dirko** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:59 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:Hutchy .. Im the first to agree that coaches and players are public figures, but dont stalk them through the streets the same as you would criminal offenders on the current affair type programs.

What a ******* tool..... :lol:

Hutchy not you CP....

by **LMA** » Fri May 22, 2009 12:25 am

SJABC wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Hutchy .. Im the first to agree that coaches and players are public figures, but dont stalk them through the streets the same as you would criminal offenders on the current affair type programs.

What a ******* tool.....

Hutchy not you CP....

Agreed. An absolute Bonehead, right up there with that Adrian Anderson :evil:

by JK » Fri May 22, 2009 12:30 am

SJABC wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Hutchy .. Im the first to agree that coaches and players are public figures, but dont stalk them through the streets the same as you would criminal offenders on the current affair type programs.

What a ******* tool.....

Hutchy not you CP....

I wouldn't have been offended if you left that last bit out

by **dedja** » Fri May 22, 2009 12:32 am

LMA wrote:Agreed. An absolute Bonehead, right up there with that Adrian Anderson

Hear, hear ... :ymapplause:

by **Dirko** » Fri May 22, 2009 12:40 am

Constance_Perm wrote:I wouldn't have been offended if you left that last bit out

Yeah mate I know, but sometimes you're a tool, just didn't want you to think that you're a tool all the time :lol:

by **JAS** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:51 pm

The smell from the bucket of bitumin??? being heated up outside my livingroom window...even with the windows and doors shut it's nasty. Eau de Roadworks is never my first choice when buying an airfreshener for the flat. Hopefully they won't take too long...it was only a gas pipe going in for a new build behind us

Regards
JAS

by **hawkseye** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:53 pm

My stereo! Just decided not to work and wont give me my AC/DC Powerage cd back.

by **Booney** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:02 pm

demonseye wrote:My stereo! Just decided not to work and wont give me my AC/DC Powerage cd back.

BOO! I lost Led Zep II and GNR Lies in a house move where my CD player ate them and they have not been seen since. ( 6 years on )

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