Things that give you the sh1ts

[Pseudo]

Seems unusual in this day and age to be paid weekly.

Tom Jones got paid weekly

So ... It's Not Unusual?

[Lightning McQueen]

Seems unusual in this day and age to be paid weekly.

Tom Jones got paid weekly

So ... It's Not Unusual?

Delilah might know

[amber_fluid]

Seems unusual in this day and age to be paid weekly.

Tom Jones got paid weekly

So ... It's Not Unusual?

Delilah might know

She’s a lady?

[Lightning McQueen]

She’s a lady?

A real sex bomb

[am Bays]

She’s a lady?

A real sex bomb

Think I better dance now....

[Booney]

Why, why, why you tiger?

[Wedgie]

The band this year at the casino Superbowl day, was so awesome last year with an 80s/Bon Jovi band and this year they have a 90s band playing shit like King's of Leon and Oasis. 90% of the crowd has left and noone left lart year.
FFS everyone know the 90s was the most disappointing decade of music, why the **** would anyone cover this shit?
I'd rather listen to Rhianna or Taylor Swift.

[mighty_tiger_79]

The band this year at the casino Superbowl day, was so awesome last year with an 80s/Bon Jovi band and this year they have a 90s band playing shit like King's of Leon and Oasis. 90% of the crowd has left and noone left lart year.
FFS everyone know the 90s was the most disappointing decade of music, why the **** would anyone cover this shit?
I'd rather listen to Rhianna or Taylor Swift.

most music from the 90s is very average

[PatowalongaPirate]

The band this year at the casino Superbowl day, was so awesome last year with an 80s/Bon Jovi band and this year they have a 90s band playing shit like King's of Leon and Oasis. 90% of the crowd has left and noone left lart year.
FFS everyone know the 90s was the most disappointing decade of music, why the **** would anyone cover this shit?
I'd rather listen to Rhianna or Taylor Swift.

most music from the 90s is very average

Unless out of Seattle.

[Vamos]

The band this year at the casino Superbowl day, was so awesome last year with an 80s/Bon Jovi band and this year they have a 90s band playing shit like King's of Leon and Oasis. 90% of the crowd has left and noone left lart year.
FFS everyone know the 90s was the most disappointing decade of music, why the **** would anyone cover this shit?
I'd rather listen to Rhianna or Taylor Swift.

Must have been a crowd of semi retired old farts with that much ear hair they couldn't hear the music to appreciate it.

[Wedgie]

The band this year at the casino Superbowl day, was so awesome last year with an 80s/Bon Jovi band and this year they have a 90s band playing shit like King's of Leon and Oasis. 90% of the crowd has left and noone left lart year.
FFS everyone know the 90s was the most disappointing decade of music, why the **** would anyone cover this shit?
I'd rather listen to Rhianna or Taylor Swift.

Must have been a crowd of semi retired old farts with that much ear hair they couldn't hear the music to appreciate it.

I take offence at that, I trim my ear hair when I do my nostrils.
Only one person there older than me today.

[Spargo]

The band this year at the casino Superbowl day, was so awesome last year with an 80s/Bon Jovi band and this year they have a 90s band playing shit like King's of Leon and Oasis. 90% of the crowd has left and noone left lart year.
FFS everyone know the 90s was the most disappointing decade of music, why the **** would anyone cover this shit?
I'd rather listen to Rhianna or Taylor Swift.

Kings of Leon only formed in 1999 & most of the hits being covered would’ve been from mid to late 2000’s & on.
You need to find a new Super Bowl venue

[Wedgie]

The band this year at the casino Superbowl day, was so awesome last year with an 80s/Bon Jovi band and this year they have a 90s band playing shit like King's of Leon and Oasis. 90% of the crowd has left and noone left lart year.
FFS everyone know the 90s was the most disappointing decade of music, why the **** would anyone cover this shit?
I'd rather listen to Rhianna or Taylor Swift.

Kings of Leon only formed in 1999 & most of the hits being covered would’ve been from mid to late 2000’s & on.
You need to find a new Super Bowl venue

I agree, it should be in Cincinnati instead of somewhere in the desert, south, west or some dome.

[Wedgie]

Australia Post.
Got a card in the mailbox saying they've left a package they've tried to deliver at Kilkenny (why the **** I don't know, its miles away and nothing's ever been left there before, have about 5 PO's closer).
Look online at the Australia Post email and they say they've left it at Welland PO.
Do I toss a coin?

[Spargo]

Australia Post.
Got a card in the mailbox saying they've left a package they've tried to deliver at Kilkenny (why the **** I don't know, its miles away and nothing's ever been left there before, have about 5 PO's closer).
Look online at the Australia Post email and they say they've left it at Welland PO.
Do I toss a coin?

My guess would be the cards have the post offices pre printed on them & they’ve given you the wrong card.
I’d go to Welland.

[Wedgie]

Australia Post.
Got a card in the mailbox saying they've left a package they've tried to deliver at Kilkenny (why the **** I don't know, its miles away and nothing's ever been left there before, have about 5 PO's closer).
Look online at the Australia Post email and they say they've left it at Welland PO.
Do I toss a coin?

My guess would be the cards have the post offices pre printed on them & they’ve given you the wrong card.
I’d go to Welland.

Cheers, will do as its 5 mins away and an excuse to drop in the pub too.

[locky801]

Service S.A.

Packed to the rafters and only two counters open FFS

[mal]

Service S.A.

Packed to the rafters and only two counters open FFS

Did you get a selfie with either Jessica Marias or Rebecca Gibney ?

[PatowalongaPirate]

CBA profits jump 9 per cent to $5.15b on the back of rate rises.

[Brodlach]

CBA profits jump 9 per cent to $5.15b on the back of rate rises.

Ridiculous

Didn’t pass full rate drops but are quick to increase the rate rises.