Things that give you the sh1ts

[Armchair expert]

The one day I forget my umbrella

[Jimmy_041]

Crawling around pulling bindi out of my lawns, it's gone mental.

Stop dumping it on my front lawn
Poor Mrs Jimmy spends hours pulling it out

[mickey]

Local community cricket organisations.

They want everything for nothing.

Got one group who want to become club members because they think they can hire the ground for free
Another group have begged for free use of the grounds/nets because they're just friends who want to play.
Today got an email from a group who hires our nets asking if they can pay per net instead of the $5 p/h booking fee.. yup asking to pay $1.75 per hour.

Probably the same pricks that think it's ok to remove the matting off the centre wicket during winter so they can have a game whenever they feel like it

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[Footy Chick]

People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

This a million times over. it was bloody hilarious!

[The Bedge]

Probably the same pricks that think it's ok to remove the matting off the centre wicket during winter so they can have a game whenever they feel like it

Correct also.. I've had a crack multiple times about this - and they just dismiss it as "it's ok we can put it back after".

[Columbo]

People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

People are complaining?

It's gotten worse, there was an interview on 5AA today, I haven't heard it, think I'd turn it off after 10 seconds anyway.
The world is going mad if thats the worst thing we have to complain about after the last 2 1/2 years.

[MW]

People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

People are complaining?

It's gotten worse, there was an interview on 5AA today, I haven't heard it, think I'd turn it off after 10 seconds anyway.
The world is going mad if thats the worst thing we have to complain about after the last 2 1/2 years.

It's not a high % - not worth being concerned about

[helicopterking]

People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

People are complaining?

It's gotten worse, there was an interview on 5AA today, I haven't heard it, think I'd turn it off after 10 seconds anyway.
The world is going mad if thats the worst thing we have to complain about after the last 2 1/2 years.

It's not a high % - not worth being concerned about

Since when did it have to be a high percentage?

[MW]

My point being don't concern yourself with 0.01% of the populations opinion on something everyone loved. Life is too short.

[Booney]

People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

People are complaining?

It's gotten worse, there was an interview on 5AA today, I haven't heard it, think I'd turn it off after 10 seconds anyway.
The world is going mad if thats the worst thing we have to complain about after the last 2 1/2 years.

It's not a high % - not worth being concerned about

The majority outraged at what the minority is outraged by. Hello 2022.

[DOC]

Young people have dressed up as old people since the year dot.

It is far worse when old people dress up as young people.

[Booney]

Young people have dressed up as old people since the year dot.

It is far worse when old people dress up as young people.

I wear my guernsey to the football and I'm over 45, how dare you age me! This is ageism!

[amber_fluid]

Young people have dressed up as old people since the year dot.

It is far worse when old people dress up as young people.

I wear my guernsey to the football and I'm over 45, how dare you age me! This is ageism!

Please tell me you don’t wear white sneakers?

[Booney]

Young people have dressed up as old people since the year dot.

It is far worse when old people dress up as young people.

I wear my guernsey to the football and I'm over 45, how dare you age me! This is ageism!

Please tell me you don’t wear white sneakers?

New Balance, with jeans.

[Lightning McQueen]

Duffle coat with #9 on the back?

[DOC]

Young people have dressed up as old people since the year dot.

It is far worse when old people dress up as young people.

I wear my guernsey to the football and I'm over 45, how dare you age me! This is ageism!

Sure is.

Full marks for correctly identifying it as a guernsey and not a jumper.

However, Guernseys should only be worn whilst playing or training. Correct attire for Adelaide Oval aka Town is a nice pair of trousers (Farrah or similar), shirt (not body type but a Pelaco or other such brand from Harris Scarfe), a jumper if it's cold (home knit from the bride) and some sensible shoes (Clarkes perhaps). In this modern age hats are optional.

[gadj1976]

Young people have dressed up as old people since the year dot.

It is far worse when old people dress up as young people.

I wear my guernsey to the football and I'm over 45, how dare you age me! This is ageism!

Sure is.

Full marks for correctly identifying it as a guernsey and not a jumper.

However, Guernseys should only be worn whilst playing or training. Correct attire for Adelaide Oval aka Town is a nice pair of trousers (Farrah or similar), shirt (not body type but a Pelaco or other such brand from Harris Scarfe), a jumper if it's cold (home knit from the bride) and some sensible shoes (Clarkes perhaps). In this modern age hats are optional.

Bugger. I'm out, I wear Julius Marlow's (which I always have to say in Tony Greig's voice).

[Booney]

Duffle coat with #9 on the back?

#4 Dwayne Russell

[DOC]

Young people have dressed up as old people since the year dot.

It is far worse when old people dress up as young people.

I wear my guernsey to the football and I'm over 45, how dare you age me! This is ageism!

Sure is.

Full marks for correctly identifying it as a guernsey and not a jumper.

However, Guernseys should only be worn whilst playing or training. Correct attire for Adelaide Oval aka Town is a nice pair of trousers (Farrah or similar), shirt (not body type but a Pelaco or other such brand from Harris Scarfe), a jumper if it's cold (home knit from the bride) and some sensible shoes (Clarkes perhaps). In this modern age hats are optional.

Bugger. I'm out, I wear Julius Marlow's (which I always have to say in Tony Greig's voice).

Julius Marlow's! You Sturt blokes were always snappy dressers. You could buy them to get married in and so long as you gave them a decent polish they last a lifetime. Same for the velour suit. The good thing about shoes is they always fit, unlike clothes which tend to get a bit to tight as age advances.

[Booney]

In this job, but previous dress standards, the Julius Marlow's were my boot of choice, but wearing them daily meant they didn't last long at all. Two pairs a year most years, luckily Harris Scarfe had two sales a year.

More relaxed attire accepted now and the Rossi's last two years.