Things that give you the sh1ts

[mighty_tiger_79]

Heartburn indigestion

I'm quitting food

Mylanta for me when it hits at 2am

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[amber_fluid]

Try chewing your food and eating slower ya pigs!

It’s worked for me.

[Booney]

Be careful taking those things, my mate Gavin died from taking too many. I still can't believe Gaviscon!

That’s gotta be worth a week holiday…

7 days iso.

[stan]

Be careful taking those things, my mate Gavin died from taking too many. I still can't believe Gaviscon!

That’s gotta be worth a week holiday…

7 days iso.

With the family.

[gadj1976]

Disney changing their greetings from Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls to something woke.

[king neptune]

Disney changing their greetings from Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls to something woke.

That leaked video of all the execs trying to out-woke each other was nothing short of sickening.

[gazzamagoo]

Parliament giving Zelensky a standing ovation,
I bet they were all thinking "but you're on your own buddy",
very patronising.

[Jimmy_041]

Parliament giving Zelensky a standing ovation,
I bet they were all thinking "but you're on your own buddy",
very patronising.

Talking with my bro in Bangkok last night.
With the state of politics in Australia, and the total SNAFU called the National Cabinet created to respond to a national emergency, we'd be ****ed if anyone invaded us.

NZ should take the opportunity. Hopefully, like "The Man in the High Castle" they would do us all a favour and obliterate Canberra first

[Armchair expert]

PlayHQ is absolutely awful

[locky801]

PlayHQ is absolutely awful

once you work it out it still awful

[cracka]

PlayHQ is absolutely awful

once you work it out it still awful

At least the results are getting put through. Last year some results weren't in for weeks

[Wedgie]

Is Play HQ a central playground for kids or something?

[Armchair expert]

Come back daylight savings, I miss you already

[DOC]

Two barbs this morning.

Reading Matt Logues basketball column regarding rising star Dyson Daniels stating that he played AFL as a kid. I told everyone over a quick set of grand slam yesterday this was getting far too common.

Then the ABC journo in Pt Lincoln has a story about Mallee Park now having a womens AFL side. Surely that would be an AFLW side...... I will check this arvo when I am playing some PGA.

Get it right.

[Lightning McQueen]

Two barbs this morning.

Reading Matt Logues basketball column regarding rising star Dyson Daniels stating that he played AFL as a kid. I told everyone over a quick set of grand slam yesterday this was getting far too common.

Then the ABC journo in Pt Lincoln has a story about Mallee Park now having a womens AFL side. Surely that would be an AFLW side...... I will check this arvo when I am playing some PGA.

Get it right.

We've putted on these greens before, quite ironic that my son overheard me on the phone last week as some chick was saying her son plays AFL, when I got off the phone he said "Can I formula 1 it to mum's house after we've been to the shop?" (He was having a driving lesson at the time).

[DOC]

"AFL is not the sport" is a worthy and needed twitter account.

[Jimmy_041]

AFLW players referring to it as the “elite level”

[whufc]

AFLW players referring to it as the “elite level”

huh???? it is the elite level for women...……

Surely your not getting shitty that they didn't prefix it with stating they only meant for their gender.

[Booney]

AFLW players referring to it as the “elite level”

It is.

[Lightning McQueen]

AFLW players referring to it as the “elite level”