Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:35 pm

Dutchy wrote:Locked in a Friday night at a mates shed, bar, beers, footy, fire....been looking forward to it all day, then Junior tells me he is now umpiring at Morphett Vale tonight at 7.30pm :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Fri Jun 25, 2021 10:05 pm

Dutchy wrote:Locked in a Friday night at a mates shed, bar, beers, footy, fire....been looking forward to it all day, then Junior tells me he is now umpiring at Morphett Vale tonight at 7.30pm :evil:
Has Junior got a bike?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:57 pm

stan wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Locked in a Friday night at a mates shed, bar, beers, footy, fire....been looking forward to it all day, then Junior tells me he is now umpiring at Morphett Vale tonight at 7.30pm :evil:
Has Junior got a bike?


has got a Mum, but of course she brought back my comment in March that I was happy to be the one to transport him around to umpiring all year :roll: (he usually umpires Sunday mornings)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sat Jun 26, 2021 9:32 am

Good on him for wanting to earn some extra money
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Sat Jun 26, 2021 9:59 am

And in the last quarter with 5 mins to go he gets abused by an adult runner :roll: he handled the situation well but still ended the game very upset, now that really does give me the shits
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Sat Jun 26, 2021 5:16 pm

Dutchy wrote:And in the last quarter with 5 mins to go he gets abused by an adult runner :roll: he handled the situation well but still ended the game very upset, now that really does give me the shits


Chuck the whistle at em and say "you do better"

shuts up em real quick
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:03 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
Dutchy wrote:And in the last quarter with 5 mins to go he gets abused by an adult runner :roll: he handled the situation well but still ended the game very upset, now that really does give me the shits


Chuck the whistle at em and say "you do better"

shuts up em real quick


Agree, was thinking about it yesterday - reckon a penalty should be that they have to umpire their own games for the next 3 weeks, only way the message is going to get across
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:14 pm

The way the SANFL are at the moment, report the runner.
He’ll get a very nice long holiday to think about it
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:28 pm

Yesterday in C1, I saw a smartar$e kid cop a yellow for giving the umpire some advice about reading the rule book.
He came back for some more and was then given a red and sent off
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:44 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:The way the SANFL are at the moment, report the runner.
He’ll get a very nice long holiday to think about it


SFL, the umpires coach is aware, club in question have got on the front foot and contacted him as they could see my lad was visibly upset, didn't mention their runner's performance though
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:27 pm

Countries that write their dates month day year

stupid yanks
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jun 28, 2021 10:27 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jun 28, 2021 10:30 am

Dutchy wrote:
stan wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Locked in a Friday night at a mates shed, bar, beers, footy, fire....been looking forward to it all day, then Junior tells me he is now umpiring at Morphett Vale tonight at 7.30pm :evil:
Has Junior got a bike?


has got a Mum, but of course she brought back my comment in March that I was happy to be the one to transport him around to umpiring all year :roll: (he usually umpires Sunday mornings)


This year or 2013?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Mon Jun 28, 2021 8:30 pm

this covid shit!, i have a solution............stop all international arrivals for 3 months, after that you are only allowed in if you are fully vaccinated, its easy ffs
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Mon Jun 28, 2021 9:36 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Dutchy wrote:And in the last quarter with 5 mins to go he gets abused by an adult runner :roll: he handled the situation well but still ended the game very upset, now that really does give me the shits


Chuck the whistle at em and say "you do better"

shuts up em real quick


Agree, was thinking about it yesterday - reckon a penalty should be that they have to umpire their own games for the next 3 weeks, only way the message is going to get across

Mate we had AFL umpire John Haworth (#17) up her for half our last NTFL season

He reported a coach for calling out in an Girls footy game, “your goal umpire”

Under law 22.2 it is using abusive and insulting language. The coach got a week. I reported a manager in an u16s game for being abusive and insulting at the end of a game. If you get sworn at you can the offensive criterion to this report. All of those are listed under law 20 as free kicks

In a nutshell Dutchy, tell your son if he get abused by an adult runner again, as a minimum pay a free kick and if they don’t learn from having a free kick paid against them report them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jul 02, 2021 10:41 am

I forgot Bobby Bonilla Day yesterday.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:22 pm

Dutchy wrote:And in the last quarter with 5 mins to go he gets abused by an adult runner :roll: he handled the situation well but still ended the game very upset, now that really does give me the shits


I note the SFL have had numerous reports for abuse to umpires and found guilty with reprimand's handed out. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Jul 02, 2021 3:27 pm

shoe boy wrote:
Dutchy wrote:And in the last quarter with 5 mins to go he gets abused by an adult runner :roll: he handled the situation well but still ended the game very upset, now that really does give me the shits


I note the SFL have had numerous reports for abuse to umpires and found guilty with reprimand's handed out. :roll:


reprimand :lol: :roll:

He umpired down at the Shoe on Sunday and was very pleasant game, made him feel a lot better about himself.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Jul 02, 2021 4:29 pm

**** tards at the gym who abuse the equipment.

Return the weight gently to the starting position, it’s not that hard and you will get more benefit from holding the weight longer.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mots02 » Fri Jul 02, 2021 4:40 pm

Corona Man wrote:**** tards at the gym who abuse the equipment.

Return the weight gently to the starting position, it’s not that hard and you will get more benefit from holding the weight longer.


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