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Postby Armchair expert » Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:31 pm

South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:17 am

Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:19 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is

I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:25 am

Armchair expert wrote:South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area


What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:37 am

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Armchair expert wrote:South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area


What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there

Poorly signed IMO
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:47 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.


Those stains just below your knee are usually the hardest to remove hey Shirvo? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:55 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is

I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,


They reckon that those who brag about their willy size generally aren't well endowed, it's funny though because I don't brag.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:55 am

JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.


Those stains just below your knee are usually the hardest to remove hey Shirvo? ;)


knee pads mate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:59 am

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Armchair expert wrote:South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area


What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there

Poorly signed IMO


once you've used it a couple of times its fine.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:06 pm

GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.

Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:09 pm

whufc wrote:GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.

Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.


Plenty of time for the forecast to change, esp this time of year weather reporting is pretty variable
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:18 pm

whufc wrote:GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.

Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.

Orroroo 25 degress and 50% chance of 1-8 mm, you'll be fine.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:43 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is

I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,


They reckon that those who brag about their willy size generally aren't well endowed, it's funny though because I don't brag.


Ive heard you enter the 3 legged race by yourself.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 09, 2021 3:43 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Ive heard you enter the 3 legged race by yourself.

:lol: :lol:

I slid on my guts.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Mar 10, 2021 8:04 am

Needed a dump but one of the two poo stations was occupied so I thought I'd let them do their business in peace.

I waited at least 15 minutes but there was no movement at the station but I went in again anyway, the prick was still in there so I thought you're time is up I need to go.

Whoever it was sat motionless for my duration, I was thinking they'd pull the pin and make an exit while I was still on the throne but no, they were sitting this one out.

Anyway, as a gesture of my appreciation I flicked the light off on my way out, they still haven't emerged.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 10, 2021 8:38 am

He out yet?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Wed Mar 10, 2021 8:40 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Needed a dump but one of the two poo stations was occupied so I thought I'd let them do their business in peace.

I waited at least 15 minutes but there was no movement at the station but I went in again anyway, the prick was still in there so I thought you're time is up I need to go.

Whoever it was sat motionless for my duration, I was thinking they'd pull the pin and make an exit while I was still on the throne but no, they were sitting this one out.

Anyway, as a gesture of my appreciation I flicked the light off on my way out, they still haven't emerged.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Mar 10, 2021 8:43 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I was thinking they'd pull the pin


They may well have been if they’d been in there that long...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:03 am

Booney wrote:He out yet?

Must be, I dropped my surveillance but now the other door is shut.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:03 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was thinking they'd pull the pin


They may well have been if they’d been in there that long...


There's been some dunny floggers in the factory over the years here apparently.
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