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Postby DOC » Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:15 am

Sounds like another option will be required. The new generation portables are very good.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:21 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:35 am

Had a wedding in the country on the weekend, got into town and only had time for a very quick lunch before checking in. The town was basically closed (must close shops at 12pm) including the bakery so drove to McDonalds which I never eat. Had a wrap, wife a burger. HTF do people eat that shit on a regular basis? Cost us as much as the pub would have and was awful
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:37 am

Brodlach wrote:Had a wedding in the country on the weekend, got into town and only had time for a very quick lunch before checking in. The town was basically closed (must close shops at 12pm) including the bakery so drove to McDonalds which I never eat. Had a wrap, wife a burger. HTF do people eat that shit on a regular basis? Cost us as much as the pub would have and was awful


Yep, Jacks at least tastes, looks, feels like a hamburger, Macca's is shit. You could eat that shit with no teeth, just mush it up against the roof of your mouth with your tongue.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:37 am

Brodlach wrote:Had a wedding in the country on the weekend, got into town and only had time for a very quick lunch before checking in. The town was basically closed (must close shops at 12pm) including the bakery so drove to McDonalds which I never eat. Had a wrap, wife a burger. HTF do people eat that shit on a regular basis? Cost us as much as the pub would have and was awful

Did it give you the shits literally?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Wed Nov 11, 2020 4:48 pm

Someones mutt just took a stinky crap on my front lawn

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:35 pm

Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Had a wedding in the country on the weekend, got into town and only had time for a very quick lunch before checking in. The town was basically closed (must close shops at 12pm) including the bakery so drove to McDonalds which I never eat. Had a wrap, wife a burger. HTF do people eat that shit on a regular basis? Cost us as much as the pub would have and was awful


You could eat that shit with no teeth, just mush it up against the roof of your mouth with your tongue.


i dont see the problem with that :D :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:11 am

Armchair expert wrote:Someones mutt just took a stinky crap on my front lawn

People who use more than one card at an atm


Some dumb f*** was on the phone and stuffing about while using the atm the other day while I was in a mad rush waiting behind him, I held on as long as I could before I politely asked that he act with more haste.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:53 am

Traffic this morning.

Four car accidents, 20 minute journey took 75 minutes

One ethnic man thought it was a great idea to stop in the middle of a intersection on Fullarton Road to look at what was happening rather than drive
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:56 am

Rude people

appreciate its been hard times, rang 3 people today for interviews for claims lodged and totally abused by all 3, obviously something to hide

I dont get paid enough to put up with that crap
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:03 am

locky801 wrote:Rude people

appreciate its been hard times, rang 3 people today for interviews for claims lodged and totally abused by all 3, obviously something to hide

I dont get paid enough to put up with that crap

I hear ya. I copped a shit load of abuse from some stupid **** at work today. It's a real shame I'm not allowed to retaliate
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:22 am

locky801 wrote:Rude people

appreciate its been hard times, rang 3 people today for interviews for claims lodged and totally abused by all 3, obviously something to hide

I dont get paid enough to put up with that crap

Nothing fixes a rude person better than rejecting their claim...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:42 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
locky801 wrote:Rude people

appreciate its been hard times, rang 3 people today for interviews for claims lodged and totally abused by all 3, obviously something to hide

I dont get paid enough to put up with that crap

I hear ya. I copped a shit load of abuse from some stupid **** at work today. It's a real shame I'm not allowed to retaliate

Just tell them they aren't getting a Christmas card, that'll f*** em.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:43 pm

"Red Rippers".

"Cheekies".

FFS....

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-16/ ... s/12887278
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Trader » Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:56 pm

Pseudo wrote:"Red Rippers".

"Cheekies".

FFS....

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-16/ ... s/12887278


Don't they know a ripper is a lady who takes her clothes off for money?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:59 pm

Trader wrote:
Pseudo wrote:"Red Rippers".

"Cheekies".

FFS....

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-16/ ... s/12887278


Don't they know a ripper is a lady who takes her clothes off for money?

Rita must have been a tart then!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Nov 16, 2020 3:12 pm

Trader wrote:
Pseudo wrote:"Red Rippers".

"Cheekies".

FFS....

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-16/ ... s/12887278


Don't they know a ripper is a lady who takes her clothes off for money?

Only Asian strippers
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:33 pm

The uncertainty of employment again because of something so far out of my control.

Like many 2020 can end right now please.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:06 pm

Flogs on the highway that don't use cruise control
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue Nov 17, 2020 1:41 pm

Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg :oops:
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