Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:26 pm
Toothache.... off to the butcher's tomorrow.
The Bedge wrote:Sick of women in particular mothers of young children - my own partner included - who whinge about how out of control kids are, or that they don't listen, or throw tantrums etc etc.
Well how about when they misbehave, you stop whipping your phone out to catch the adorable moment on film to post to social media, and actually discipline the kids.
**** me dead! No wonder they don't listen - everything they do is met with the back of a phone and a stare in amazement.
Corona Man wrote:Toothache.... off to the butcher's tomorrow.
Magellan wrote:Corona Man wrote:Toothache.... off to the butcher's tomorrow.
What time's your appointment?
The Bedge wrote:Sick of women in particular mothers of young children - my own partner included - who whinge about how out of control kids are, or that they don't listen, or throw tantrums etc etc.
Well how about when they misbehave, you stop whipping your phone out to catch the adorable moment on film to post to social media, and actually discipline the kids.
**** me dead! No wonder they don't listen - everything they do is met with the back of a phone and a stare in amazement.
Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
I raise you a 4 year old pug. **** of a thing wakes up anytime between 2am to 5am scratching on furniture or doors. Same thing run the animal ragged own bed at the foot of ours yet this shit happens daily.... I've had enough, missus has had enough!Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
amber_fluid wrote:Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
Went through this about 12 months ago.
Got expert opinions from everywhere.
Bought different chew toys, tried sprays on furniture and plants etc and other stuff but nothing worked.
He grew out of it eventually thankfully.
Chews the occasional shoe if you leave it lying around still but nothing else.
Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?
Corona Man wrote:Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?
Pissing on the existing one?
Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?
Booney wrote:Corona Man wrote:Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?
Pissing on the existing one?
When I find it mate. When I find it.
Booney wrote:My pressure is good, but I'll struggle to get up to there.
Won't die wondering though.
Climb onto the roof...The Bedge wrote:Booney wrote:My pressure is good, but I'll struggle to get up to there. [emoji38]
Won't die wondering though.
Get creative, piss in a cup and throw it.