Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

When you talk to him speak really softly, don't change anything but the volume of your voice, then, when he takes one out of his ears to hear better you can say "Good, leave them out".

I'll try but I can only see me saying "Dude, take them f****** stupid looking things out of your head if you're going to speak to me".

I'd only be letting the team down otherwise, they often send the newbies over to ask me something stupid.

One rep we had a few years back asked what can he do about his flat tyre, I said "Mate, just go down to maintenance and let Barry know, he'll help you out", Barry was the grumpiest prick I've ever worked with, I don't think Frank ever spoke to him again.

[Lightning McQueen]

New young hot shot at work winked at me last week and made the little click sound from the side of his mouth at the same time as I walked past him, I wasn't overly happy then about it and another bloke seen it and thought I was going to lose it.

He did it again today, he wont be doing it again any time soon, probably not to anyone.

Got a new boyfriend?

You jealous?

[amber_fluid]

New young hot shot at work winked at me last week and made the little click sound from the side of his mouth at the same time as I walked past him, I wasn't overly happy then about it and another bloke seen it and thought I was going to lose it.

He did it again today, he wont be doing it again any time soon, probably not to anyone.

Got a new boyfriend?

You jealous?

I prefer em’ without earphones.

[Lightning McQueen]

I prefer em’ without earphones.

Someone who listens and wants to know how your day was?

[amber_fluid]

I prefer em’ without earphones.

Someone who listens and wants to know how your day was?

That’s what the wife’s for.
Oh you said listen, scratch the wife then.

[LMA]

Some bright spark calling a meeting at 2.30pm to tell us about a new system that isn't even starting until next year.

Who came second and third please?

I had a customer walk in as they entered the straight

All bullshit aside, I think we should scrap the Labour Day public holiday and take the Melbourne Cup day aswell, or have the Adelaide Cup on a Sunday and swap with that day, at least that would give our public holidays a better spread.

We lose ANZAC Day public holiday next year.

100% been spruiking this for years

[Eagles2014]

Waking up thinking it is Friday, then realising it is only Thursday still!

[Lightning McQueen]

I had made up quite a stylish recycle bin for home, most visitors comment on it and ask if I can get one made for them, I have also laminated a coloured print out of what goes in the said box, and what doesn't, and do you think anyone in the house can actually adhere to it? They walk past it to put shit in the general rubbish bin.

While on the subject, I can't work out why councils collect general waste weekly but recycled fortnightly, our general waste bin is never full after a week but the recycled bin sits there full to the brim for a week awaiting collection.

[Booney]

I had made up quite a stylish recycle bin for home, most visitors comment on it and ask if I can get one made for them, I have also laminated a coloured print out of what goes in the said box, and what doesn't, and do you think anyone in the house can actually adhere to it? They walk past it to put shit in the general rubbish bin.

While on the subject, I can't work out why councils collect general waste weekly but recycled fortnightly, our general waste bin is never full after a week but the recycled bin sits there full to the brim for a week awaiting collection.

Three bags hanging on nails in my shed "Cans - crushed" - "Plastics - lid off" - "Glass".

It's got 3 people in my house ****** as to how the complex system works.

Got them absolutely ******.

[MW]

Employees angry at me for being made redundant
Employees angry at me for NOT being made redundant

F..k the lot of them

[Lightning McQueen]

Three bags hanging on nails in my shed "Cans - crushed" - "Plastics - lid off" - "Glass".

It's got 3 people in my house ****** as to how the complex system works.

Got them absolutely ******.

I've given up on the cans and bottles etc. That's something that I'll have to just deal with, we've got a couple of extras residing with us ATM so I'm wasting my time and patience.

[Booney]

Employees angry at me for being made redundant
Employees angry at me for NOT being made redundant

F..k the lot of them

Hardly need to tell you that you can't make 100% of people happy 100% of the time but I'll try.

Not easy mate, not easy.

[stan]

Employees angry at me for being made redundant
Employees angry at me for NOT being made redundant

F..k the lot of them

Hardly need to tell you that you can't make 100% of people happy 100% of the time but I'll try.

Not easy mate, not easy.

So in the end which one was it?

[gadj1976]

Foxtel

[Armchair expert]

Some **** stole my green bin

[LMA]

Some **** stole my green bin

Was it this guy

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[Booney]

Foxtel

Every time I see Foxtel, whether at the pub or a mates place, I can't get over how many ads are on there!

[Jim05]

@cennals05


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[MW]

So one of my workers who DIDN'T receive a redundancy on Thursday has decided to clean out his desk on Friday. Literally nothing left but the PC. All work in progress, prototypes, designs, books, files in the bin. Will be interesting to see if he comes back to work (due Tuesday). Even if he does, it's not going to be a good conversation for him as retirement might not even be an option for him now....

[Dutchy]

Small boundaries in u14 cricket, on a fast outfield every run is either 1 or a boundary, kids are not learning how to run/judge 2's & 3's, Id rather they make the boundaries too big than too small.