Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:10 am

tipper wrote:
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Booney wrote:Having to wait until Thursday for the Coopers XPA to be available anywhere but wanker pubs in the city. FFS!


was on tap at the gepps cross on sunday evening. i had a small taste, but apparently they "werent allowed to sell it".

seemed alright. will take a more thorough test though before i make up my mind though.


Thanks mate, it's at the Lakes on Thursday so I might pop in tomorrow on the way home and see if they've got it ready to go.


i hadnt actually heard it was coming, but im looking forward to giving it a proper go. any idea when it might hit bottle shops? im going swag camping up the river this weekend, so may need something to keep me warm, or forget about the cold, or something


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:55 am

Booney wrote:Having to wait until Thursday for the Coopers XPA to be available anywhere but wanker pubs in the city. FFS!


At least the wanker pubs will serve your ale in a pooncey glass...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:55 am

Arseholes who park in a clearway during peak hour.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:59 am

Pseudo wrote:Arseholes who park in a clearway during peak hour.


Should be open slather to knock off their side mirror...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:03 am

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Pseudo wrote:Arseholes who park in a clearway during peak hour.


Should be open slather to knock off their side mirror...


And damage your car?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:12 am

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Pseudo wrote:Arseholes who park in a clearway during peak hour.


Should be open slather to knock off their side mirror...


And damage your car?


Not if whoever’s riding shotgun does their job properly...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:18 am

F-wits that think they're invisible or have immunity to common sense because they have a phone in their hand, it's a bloody epidemic, I walk into them on purpose, even better with a shopping trolley.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:23 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:F-wits that think they're invisible or have immunity to common sense because they have a phone in their hand, it's a bloody epidemic, I walk into them on purpose, even better with a shopping trolley.

Yep, these people suck. It is Illegal in some cities to walk and text.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:48 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:F-wits that think they're invisible or have immunity to common sense because they have a phone in their hand, it's a bloody epidemic, I walk into them on purpose, even better with a shopping trolley.

Yep, these people suck. It is Illegal in some cities to walk and text.

I literally can't do it, I have to stop.

There is a sign in the South Gawler Bakery basically telling you in a nice way that you wont be served if you are on your phone.

It's annoying when you're in a shop and someone is rambling shit walking in a daze and stopping in the middle of an aisle because they're on their phone.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:43 am

The smug long haired moocher in the Hilux ad.

Get your haircut, get a ******* job, quit mooching off your old man and buy your own Hilux.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:12 pm

When you're driving along cranking a song, singing away and your f**king handsfree starts ringing! :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:14 pm

carey wrote:When you're driving along cranking a song, singing away and your f**king handsfree starts ringing! :twisted:

More importantly, what song?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:17 pm

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carey wrote:When you're driving along cranking a song, singing away and your f**king handsfree starts ringing! :twisted:

More importantly, what song?



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:27 pm

carey wrote:
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carey wrote:When you're driving along cranking a song, singing away and your f**king handsfree starts ringing! :twisted:

More importantly, what song?



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I can understand The Bartender and the Thief, but Dakota?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:39 pm

Jase wrote:
carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
carey wrote:When you're driving along cranking a song, singing away and your f**king handsfree starts ringing! :twisted:

More importantly, what song?



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I can understand The Bartender and the Thief, but Dakota?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:53 pm

carey wrote:
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Dakota, Stereophonics
I can understand The Bartender and the Thief, but Dakota?

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The song represents a certain memory in my life. always takes me back.

The strength of music is an amazing thing.


I hope that you weren't upset by my comment... I apologise if you were...

I very much agree with the strength of music... A mate of mine and his wife were killed in a collision between their car and a Semi trailer while moving across Canada about 10 years ago. He was an accomplished musician who played in a number of local bands here before they moved over to Canada... I hadn't been able to listen to his music since the accident...

Then on Sunday morning, at church, another mate was finishing up his sermon and to finish, played a song that was written and sung by our friend and his wife...

It just broke me and i just wept... there were a number of people there who were in the same sort of boat... music is a powerful force...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:17 pm

Nah Jase i knew what you meant mate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:41 pm

Some **** stole my number plate, ******* Salisbury ferals you ******* ****
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:50 pm

Jase wrote:
carey wrote:
Jase wrote:
carey wrote:

Dakota, Stereophonics
I can understand The Bartender and the Thief, but Dakota?

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The song represents a certain memory in my life. always takes me back.

The strength of music is an amazing thing.


I hope that you weren't upset by my comment... I apologise if you were...

I very much agree with the strength of music... A mate of mine and his wife were killed in a collision between their car and a Semi trailer while moving across Canada about 10 years ago. He was an accomplished musician who played in a number of local bands here before they moved over to Canada... I hadn't been able to listen to his music since the accident...

Then on Sunday morning, at church, another mate was finishing up his sermon and to finish, played a song that was written and sung by our friend and his wife...

It just broke me and i just wept... there were a number of people there who were in the same sort of boat... music is a powerful force...


Dad's first suicide attempt was carried out while listening to "Amazing" by Alex Lloyd.

Still don't like it when that song comes on. And I know it really gets to Mum too.

Not sure what he was listening to when he got the job done, but I'm kinda glad I don't.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:52 pm

That’s understandable and something I’d never listen to if I was in that position
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