Things that give you the sh1ts

[Spargo]

chew 7 x vitamin C tablets every morning and carry a warm flannel until its gone. Worked for me, only lasted 3 days.

EFA

[DOC]

Vitamin C is not stored by the body and is excreted in the urine. Perhaps this should be in 'The taking the piss thread.

[MW]

Vitamin C is not stored by the body and is excreted in the urine. Perhaps this should be in 'The taking the piss thread.

so vitamin C has no benefit at all?

[Corona Man]

Vitamin C is not stored by the body and is excreted in the urine. Perhaps this should be in 'The drinking your own piss thread.

EFA

[Pseudo]

chew 7 x vitamin C tablets every morning and carry a warm flannel until its gone. Worked for me, only lasted 3 days.

EFA

[DOC]

Vitamin C is not stored by the body and is excreted in the urine. Perhaps this should be in 'The taking the piss thread.

so vitamin C has no benefit at all?

*excess* Vitamin C I should have said. , A 500 mg tab is about 6 times the recommended daily amount.

[MW]

ah gotcha

[Corona Man]

It’s a good point you make MW I used to take just 1 Vitamin C tab everyday a few years back and went for a couple of winters without a head cold. I had better get back into the habit I think.

[Lightning McQueen]

It’s a good point you make MW I used to take just 1 Vitamin C tab everyday a few years back and went for a couple of winters without a head cold. I had better get back into the habit I think.

Did you keep regurgitating it?

[Corona Man]

It’s a good point you make MW I used to take just 1 Vitamin C tab everyday a few years back and went for a couple of winters without a head cold. I had better get back into the habit I think.

Did you keep regurgitating it?

Um no. Should have said 1 tab per day.

[HH3]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.

Just saw someone get turned away at BankSA for not being a customer.

Put me in a good mood.

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[PatowalongaPirate]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.

Just saw someone get turned away at BankSA for not being a customer.

Put me in a good mood.

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How is it possible to become a customer if you get turned away for not being a customer?

[HH3]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.

Just saw someone get turned away at BankSA for not being a customer.

Put me in a good mood.

Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

How is it possible to become a customer if you get turned away for not being a customer?

You put money in an account, I think.

Clowns think they can change money and deposit to their CBA account at a BankSA branch.

[Booney]

A young farmhand from Victoria has been sentenced to 42 days in prison for running down a herd of emus with his ute.

Jacob McDonald, 20, was charged by police in 2018 after footage emerged of him laughing as he sped towards the large birds before running them down with his vehicle.

The horrifying video went viral and sparked a nationwide manhunt for the man behind the cruel act.

After the video was shared thousands of times, MacDonalds was tracked down by police and the RSPCA.

The farmhand, from the small South Australian town of Pinaroo, near the Victorian border, was charged with a string of offences, including aggravated cruelty to animals.

He also faced several driving offences.

MacDonald claimed the cruel video of him ploughing down the native birds was only for his mates to see.

[Lightning McQueen]

1 day for each emu.



World's f*****d.

[beef]

Ticking sign me in automatically everytime. Then having to log in every bloody time.

[Lightning McQueen]

Ticking sign me in automatically everytime. Then having to log in every bloody time.

That's weird, I have no issues on my lappy or phone.............................I guess that's a bit obvious

[Armchair expert]

People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.

[Booney]

People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.

Was my dearly departed great-Aunt's weapon of choice at the football, a gentle prod with the bottom of the 'brolly to some dirty Norwood or Sturt chap making comments unbecoming of one of her Port Adelaide boys. Either that or a Mintie from her pocket sent in the direction of the gentleman in question. If all else failed, pulling ones bowler hat down over ones ears wasn't out of the question.

#RIPAuntyYvonne

#weareportadelaide

[Jase]

People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.

Was my dearly departed great-Aunt's weapon of choice at the football, a gentle prod with the bottom of the 'brolly to some dirty Norwood or Sturt chap making comments unbecoming of one of her Port Adelaide boys. Either that or a Mintie from her pocket sent in the direction of the gentleman in question. If all else failed, pulling ones bowler hat down over ones ears wasn't out of the question.

#RIPAuntyYvonne

#weareportadelaide

I wonderi if Aunty Yvonne was the kindly Maggies lady with her brolly, who belted the suitcase out of a mate of mine at Elizabeth oval one day...

Oh how we laughed at him...