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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:28 am
by Brodlach
The quality level of our politicians compared to New Zealand

NZ PM is all class where our politicians are all ass

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:14 am
by Pseudo
Brodlach wrote:The quality level of our politicians compared to New Zealand

NZ PM is all class where our politicians are all ass

Our pollies have better orthodontists.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:27 am
by Corona Man
Brodlach wrote:The quality level of our politicians compared to New Zealand

NZ PM is all class where our politicians are all ass

Google Winston Peters, you may change your view.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:52 am
by woodublieve12
seeing 3 pending transactions in my account adding up to $250 this morning from Apple Sydney and have zero recollection of ever purchasing anything of that value. So contact bank and get forwarded onto the fraud unit, now I've had to cancel my card and the bank said they would refund my the money as it doesn't seem legit

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:51 am
by Booney
Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:05 am
by heater31
Booney wrote:Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!
If I wanted to eat of a chopping board I would've stayed home and made a cheese toastie!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:38 am
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!


I also hate when you order a stubbie of beer with tea and they then proceed to pour it into a glass.
I don’t want a **** glass thank you, it’s why I ordered a stubbie.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:42 am
by Booney
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!


I also hate when you order a stubbie of beer with tea and they then proceed to pour it into a glass.
I don’t want a **** glass thank you, it’s why I ordered a stubbie.


People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:51 am
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!


I also hate when you order a stubbie of beer with tea and they then proceed to pour it into a glass.
I don’t want a **** glass thank you, it’s why I ordered a stubbie.


People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss


Keg beer, yes!
Stubbie, No!

And you can bash your hipster beer up your ar$e ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:10 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!


I also hate when you order a stubbie of beer with tea and they then proceed to pour it into a glass.
I don’t want a **** glass thank you, it’s why I ordered a stubbie.

An echo?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

That's ironic, I somehow acquired a couple of stella-like glasses and sometimes I feel like pouring my beer into them, most of the time it's straight down the gullet and save myself a dish to wash.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:21 am
by HH3
The best way to have a beer is to have a rum.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:21 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

That's ironic, I somehow acquired a couple of stella-like glasses and sometimes I feel like pouring my beer into them, most of the time it's straight down the gullet and save myself a dish to wash.


I've got 3 or 4 glasses I use at home depending on the beer style I'm drinking.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:30 am
by Spargo
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

That's ironic, I somehow acquired a couple of stella-like glasses and sometimes I feel like pouring my beer into them, most of the time it's straight down the gullet and save myself a dish to wash.


I've got 3 or 4 glasses I use at home depending on the beer style I'm drinking.


Pint, schooner & a butcher glass?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:46 am
by amber_fluid
Only one size in my house.
Pint or nothing!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:51 am
by Corona Man
amber_fluid wrote:Only one size in my house.
Pint or nothing!

I have beer in glass at my joint too. 355ml. I buy them in a box of 24, they come full of delicious beer. They are a single use item though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:00 am
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

That's ironic, I somehow acquired a couple of stella-like glasses and sometimes I feel like pouring my beer into them, most of the time it's straight down the gullet and save myself a dish to wash.


I've got 3 or 4 glasses I use at home depending on the beer style I'm drinking.


Pint, schooner & a butcher glass?


Pilsner,

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Willi Becher,

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Tulip,

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Dimpled imperial pint.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:50 am
by amber_fluid
Do those fancy glasses make the beer taste better?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:58 am
by Booney
amber_fluid wrote:Do those fancy glasses make the beer taste better?


You get different tastes from different vessels with the same beer. How many people have you heard say "I can drink draught out of a tap but not the can"? Or "I don't mind pale out the keg but not from the stubbie"? There's a difference.

I use the pilsner glass for pilsners, wheat and lighter lagers, the Willi becher for heavier lagers and pale ales, the tulip for darker, heavier beers and when I can't be arsed the imperial pint.

Classy mob down the Port.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:03 pm
by Armchair expert
Just witnessed some bloke steal a basket of groceries from Foodland, he walked straight past me on his way out of the store, he went backwards through the sensor where he had left the basket to collect on the way out. ******* spewing missed out of being a hero catching the crook in front of all the checkout hotties.