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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:44 pm

The 160kg lady having a spit for not wanting to pay for another seat on a flight.... well at least pay for your ass to be in another seat !!! I hate having to fly next to these people....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:57 pm

Maybe that's why the bastards triple charged me :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:03 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Maybe that's why the bastards triple charged me :(


That was possibly a noise tax for your snoring FC ?? :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:08 pm

Choccies wrote:The 160kg lady having a spit for not wanting to pay for another seat on a flight.... well at least pay for your ass to be in another seat !!! I hate having to fly next to these people....

Tell her that since she paid for 2 seats she should be entitled to 2 meals. Then watch the sparks fly as an over-excited fatty demands more food from the harried stewards...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:13 pm

Choccies wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Maybe that's why the bastards triple charged me :(


That was possibly a noise tax for your snoring FC ?? :shock:


I don't snore (not that my penguins have told me anyway :lol: )
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:17 pm

Choccies wrote:The 160kg lady having a spit for not wanting to pay for another seat on a flight.... well at least pay for your ass to be in another seat !!! I hate having to fly next to these people....


Take seperate flights next vacation then. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:19 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Choccies wrote:The 160kg lady having a spit for not wanting to pay for another seat on a flight.... well at least pay for your ass to be in another seat !!! I hate having to fly next to these people....


Take seperate flights next vacation then. ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:20 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Choccies wrote:The 160kg lady having a spit for not wanting to pay for another seat on a flight.... well at least pay for your ass to be in another seat !!! I hate having to fly next to these people....


Take seperate flights next vacation then. ;)


Problem for her was that Jetstar charges her for 2 seats, gave her 2 seats but they weren't next to each other !!! Weren't even in the same row apparentely !!! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:45 pm

Choccies wrote:The 160kg lady having a spit for not wanting to pay for another seat on a flight.... well at least pay for your ass to be in another seat !!! I hate having to fly next to these people....


Good to see my mate at the airlines came through
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:47 pm

Choccies wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Choccies wrote:The 160kg lady having a spit for not wanting to pay for another seat on a flight.... well at least pay for your ass to be in another seat !!! I hate having to fly next to these people....


Take seperate flights next vacation then. ;)


Problem for her was that Jetstar charges her for 2 seats, gave her 2 seats but they weren't next to each other !!! Weren't even in the same row apparentely !!! :lol:


Lucky for you - I asked for a window and aisle seat for her, and the middle seat for you........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:06 pm

TroyGFC wrote:
another grub wrote:people who throw kids of bridges and bash blind flamingos..... weak as piss.....

Seconded, nail them up to a tree and pull their toe nails out with pliers one by one!!!


Nah...don't lower yourself to their level...bring back hard labour and chain gangs like that sherrif in America did...have them live in tents in a prison yard whilst wearing pink with only the weather channel and disney channel on tv.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:06 pm

Bannna Milk it disagrees with me
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby skipper46 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:52 pm

Thiele wrote:Bannna Milk it disagrees with me


so does your computer!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:37 pm

well spell chuck woold aniway
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:04 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:well spell chuck woold aniway



*Jimmy posts using a computer in New Zealand* :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:10 pm

What's the prob Bro?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:34 am

The Adelaide Advertiser....... it's thinner than rice paper and packed full of crap journalism.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby another grub » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:42 am

The tiser is really struggling.... staff cutbacks..... rapidly dropping circulation and a big drop in advertising $$$..... bring back 'The News'!!!
BL are $1-00-2 :shock: thats not even $1-01
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:44 am

Its been said before but I'll say it again, people who don't understand how to Keep Left Unless Overtaking.
Is the sign saying this really that hard to understand?
It ain't rocket science, even for Commodore and 4WD owners, surely? :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:56 am

And on the other hand DICKHEAD drivers sitting behind you in the RIGHT hand lane, right up your arse, gesturing like a spastic, unaware that the driver in front i.e me, is about to turn right. That's why I'm in the right hand lane MORON.
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