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Postby Dutchy » Wed May 02, 2007 5:33 pm

Another Grub................................posting his racing tips in another room -

http://safootycentral.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7486
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Postby scoob » Wed May 02, 2007 5:37 pm

Dutchy wrote:Another Grub................................posting his racing tips in another room -

http://safootycentral.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7486


You had me nodding in agreement at

Another Grub....
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Postby Dutchy » Wed May 02, 2007 10:12 pm

People complaining about beer prices at the footy...FFS
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Postby johntheclaret » Thu May 03, 2007 7:19 am

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:I can live with people who pay by card at servos. Can even live with people who buy their groceries by card at servos. Start to think postal when they pull out a card to buy a Mars bar. The one thing I can't tolerate is when they place the wallet on the counter, start reorganising said wallet & putting the card & paperwork in the correct pouch without budging an inch, anal & gay.

Found the solution this morning when in a hurry. Mr anal started the above procedure so I leaned over his shoulder & flung the paper on the counter. Voila the wind factor created by the paper blows the paperwork to the floor, Mr retentive has to bend over to grab the receipts & you can calmly step to the front & purchase your order.

Your Welcome

And people who pay for the shopping with a cheque. Just when you finally get to the next in line, out come the bloody cheque book. Then they have to get a guarantee card out that has to be checked bla bla bla :roll:
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Postby devilsadvocate » Thu May 03, 2007 12:32 pm

johntheclaret wrote:
Booney wrote:Sport commentators who say "he has paid the ultimate price" when a player misses a set shot.


Dunno if it the same over there, but the fav cliche's hear have the word massive in them

Massive game (promotion / playoff / relegation / cup tie / bragging rights in a local derby / any other game)
Massive club ( any club with a bigger staduim / player list / fan base, than the yours no mater how big you or they are)
Massive decision (by the referee: Translated umpire, clown in white / b4st4rd in the black etc :) )
Massive result (win / draw / loss / any other result)
Massive effort (by the team / player / manager / trainer / waterboy / anyone else that was there)
Massive support (fan base)

FFS :roll:


I'll have to stop saying that before I come over there JTC!
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Postby another grub » Thu May 03, 2007 1:38 pm

scoobs sarcasm

grettel killeen
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Postby blink » Thu May 03, 2007 2:44 pm

another grub wrote:grettel killeen


Totally agree.

Any idiot could do what she does - sit there and read from an auto-cue.
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Postby Armytank » Thu May 03, 2007 3:45 pm

blink wrote:
another grub wrote:grettel killeen


Totally agree.

Any idiot could do what she does - sit there and read from an auto-cue.


.............and fcu* it up as often as she does
I hate Full Back.....................
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Postby our_longreach » Thu May 03, 2007 4:18 pm

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Postby another grub » Sun May 13, 2007 7:51 pm

All the talk on the cricket tour of Zimbabwe....FFS
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it gives me the shits when

Postby Lunchcutter » Sun May 13, 2007 11:06 pm

philg threatens to leave this forum then still plays the lurker :roll:
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Postby johntheclaret » Sun May 13, 2007 11:59 pm

devilsadvocate wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:
Booney wrote:Sport commentators who say "he has paid the ultimate price" when a player misses a set shot.


Dunno if it the same over there, but the fav cliche's hear have the word massive in them

Massive game (promotion / playoff / relegation / cup tie / bragging rights in a local derby / any other game)
Massive club ( any club with a bigger staduim / player list / fan base, than the yours no mater how big you or they are)
Massive decision (by the referee: Translated umpire, clown in white / b4st4rd in the black etc :) )
Massive result (win / draw / loss / any other result)
Massive effort (by the team / player / manager / trainer / waterboy / anyone else that was there)
Massive support (fan base)

FFS :roll:


I'll have to stop saying that before I come over there JTC!


Fraid so DA.

Word "Massive" has gone into overdrive this week end. Massive playoff games, massive battles against relegation. :roll:
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Postby Thiele » Tue May 15, 2007 8:29 pm

Telemarketers :)
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Postby Hondo » Tue May 15, 2007 11:04 pm

Delivery people who just assume someone is home all day during the week (or live 2 minutes away from work) ..... and then give ridiculously huge time spans as a 'helpful guide'

"Um ..... I'll be there sometime between 9.30AM and 4PM on Thursday mate"

Great, thanks
In between signatures .....
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Postby Snaggletooth Tiger » Wed May 16, 2007 6:47 am

Try-hards!
GO THE GROWL!!!


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Postby another grub » Sat May 19, 2007 6:05 pm

Richmond Football Club and David Hicks
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Postby Thiele » Sat May 19, 2007 9:11 pm

WEst Adelaide losing
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Postby another grub » Sun May 20, 2007 6:56 pm

David Hick's flight home costing half a million ....FFS.....
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Postby Psyber » Sun May 20, 2007 7:58 pm

another grub wrote:David Hick's flight home costing half a million ....FFS.....

WTF! Even a flight and 2 armed escorts on a commercial airliner would be under $20,000 oncluding wages for the escort. What are they doing!?
It is not as though he is actually bin Laden himself.
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Postby heater31 » Sun May 20, 2007 8:38 pm

Psyber wrote:
another grub wrote:David Hick's flight home costing half a million ....FFS.....

WTF! Even a flight and 2 armed escorts on a commercial airliner would be under $20,000 oncluding wages for the escort. What are they doing!?
It is not as though he is actually bin Laden himself.



er........................... there are no commercial flights out of Cuba without going via the US which wont allow him on their soil. To hire a private jet and fly it halfway around the world and back would not be cheap and the other blokes flight home in similar circumstances cost 250k and he wasn't guilty so throw in a bit extra for an actual prisoner under guard.
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