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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:46 pm
by JK
Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:Recently moved office back to one we used previously from around 2000-212. Previously was a big target for theft (anything left outside would be gone next day). We had trees and plants stolen, ashtrays, they even tried stealing an airconditioning unit. This time around we've put in place much better security with gates, fences, upgraded alarm, security camera's etc.

Bugger me first night we're back in the place and someone's already cracked the roller gate and helped themselves to a security camera. Thieving qunts shit me!!


which begs the question as to why move back there in the first place then :lol:


A Director owns the building, so cheaper rent ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 4:40 pm
by Footy Chick
JK wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:Recently moved office back to one we used previously from around 2000-212. Previously was a big target for theft (anything left outside would be gone next day). We had trees and plants stolen, ashtrays, they even tried stealing an airconditioning unit. This time around we've put in place much better security with gates, fences, upgraded alarm, security camera's etc.

Bugger me first night we're back in the place and someone's already cracked the roller gate and helped themselves to a security camera. Thieving qunts shit me!!


which begs the question as to why move back there in the first place then :lol:


A Director owns the building, so cheaper rent ;)


bit pointless having cheaper rent when all your shit goes missing :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 4:55 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:Recently moved office back to one we used previously from around 2000-212. Previously was a big target for theft (anything left outside would be gone next day). We had trees and plants stolen, ashtrays, they even tried stealing an airconditioning unit. This time around we've put in place much better security with gates, fences, upgraded alarm, security camera's etc.

Bugger me first night we're back in the place and someone's already cracked the roller gate and helped themselves to a security camera. Thieving qunts shit me!!


which begs the question as to why move back there in the first place then :lol:


A Director owns the building, so cheaper rent ;)


bit pointless having cheaper rent when all your shit goes missing :lol:

Director couldn't rent it out to anyone else so some rent is better than zilch

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:10 pm
by The Bedge
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Director couldn't rent it out to anyone else so some rent is better than zilch

Director is also the one stealing the stuff, selling it, and having it replaced with his insurance. :P

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:13 pm
by JK
The Bedge wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Director couldn't rent it out to anyone else so some rent is better than zilch

Director is also the one stealing the stuff, selling it, and having it replaced with his insurance. :P


Haha, he’s 77 going on 200, no chance (plus I’ve seen the footage of the culprit)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:15 pm
by Corona Man
Grabbed on box of Carlton Draught tins on the way home from work, loaded them into my beer fridge at home only to discover I’ve not got the golden can and tickets to the GF. #jipped

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:22 pm
by Spargo
Corona Man wrote:Grabbed on box of Carlton Draught tins on the way home from work, loaded them into my beer fridge at home only to discover I’ve not got the golden can and tickets to the GF. #jipped


Send’em over here, I’ll take care of them...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:31 pm
by Brodlach
You were jipped just by selecting that cats piss


Buy a real beer

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:46 pm
by Spargo
Brodlach wrote:You were jipped just by selecting that cats piss


Buy a real beer


Or have a bet with someone and they’ll pay for it...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:58 pm
by Corona Man
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Grabbed on box of Carlton Draught tins on the way home from work, loaded them into my beer fridge at home only to discover I’ve not got the golden can and tickets to the GF. #jipped


Send’em over here, I’ll take care of them...

They’ll be taken care of... no problem there Spargs!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:59 pm
by Corona Man
Brodlach wrote:You were jipped just by selecting that cats piss


Buy a real beer

You can keep your Coopers no problem. #draincleaner

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:02 pm
by Brodlach
Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:You were jipped just by selecting that cats piss


Buy a real beer


Or have a bet with someone and they’ll pay for it...


:finga: :finga:


:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:21 pm
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Grabbed on box of Carlton Draught tins on the way home from work, loaded them into my beer fridge at home only to discover I’ve not got the golden can and tickets to the GF. #jipped


Send’em over here, I’ll take care of them...


X 2
Though I do prefer stubbies

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:34 pm
by Spargo
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Grabbed on box of Carlton Draught tins on the way home from work, loaded them into my beer fridge at home only to discover I’ve not got the golden can and tickets to the GF. #jipped


Send’em over here, I’ll take care of them...


X 2
Though I do prefer stubbies


Didn’t seem to bother you when you picked up the bbq...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:42 pm
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Grabbed on box of Carlton Draught tins on the way home from work, loaded them into my beer fridge at home only to discover I’ve not got the golden can and tickets to the GF. #jipped


Send’em over here, I’ll take care of them...


X 2
Though I do prefer stubbies


Didn’t seem to bother you when you picked up the bbq...


Oh I won’t say no ever to cans........... especially free ones.
:drinkers: :drinkers:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:43 pm
by Corona Man
Reckon Spargo well and truely “covered” the cost of a few free tins in his shed sale pricing structure.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:44 pm
by Spargo
:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:48 pm
by amber_fluid
Corona Man wrote:Reckon Spargo well and truely “covered” the cost of a few free tins in his shed sale pricing structure.


I’m waiting on next summers shed sale.
Nothing better than buying goods from the back of a truck, coupled with a few beers.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:55 pm
by Spargo
amber_fluid wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Reckon Spargo well and truely “covered” the cost of a few free tins in his shed sale pricing structure.


I’m waiting on next summers shed sale.
Nothing better than buying goods from the back of a truck, coupled with a few beers.


The first part incorrect, the second correct.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:53 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Reckon Spargo well and truely “covered” the cost of a few free tins in his shed sale pricing structure.


I’m waiting on next summers shed sale.
Nothing better than buying goods from the back of a truck, coupled with a few beers.


The first part incorrect, the second correct.

Its a van not a truck!