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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:44 pm
by Pseudo
In my experience these traps are superior:

Image

Peanut butter in the end. Mousey walks in, his weight makes the trap rock forwards and the door falls shut.

The only issue is getting rid of the mouse afterwards. Easiest solution is to toss it into a bucket of water for 5 minutes.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:25 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Pseudo wrote:In my experience these traps are superior:

Image

Peanut butter in the end. Mousey walks in, his weight makes the trap rock forwards and the door falls shut.

The only issue is getting rid of the mouse afterwards. Easiest solution is to toss it into a bucket of water for 5 minutes.

Do you buy it a drink first?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:28 pm
by woodublieve12
id rather a quick death, than water boarding my pests

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:07 pm
by Jim05
Dutchy wrote:Mondays

Yep, 8:30am here in Berlin and just about to crack a frosty Bitburger in the Meliá Breakfast lounge.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:18 pm
by Brodlach
All these people on overseas holidays ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:22 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
Brodlach wrote:All these people on overseas holidays ;)

Yeah!











8-[

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:58 pm
by Grenville
Pseudo wrote:In my experience these traps are superior:

Image

Peanut butter in the end. Mousey walks in, his weight makes the trap rock forwards and the door falls shut.

The only issue is getting rid of the mouse afterwards. Easiest solution is to toss it into a bucket of water for 5 minutes.


A good whack with a shovel or pinging it as hard as you can against concrete are both surefire ways of ensuring a deceased Stuart Little.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:09 am
by Jase
The amount of vomit that just came out of our youngest little girl...

Good Lord it was like something out of the exorcist (please not I have never seen this movie, but am well aware of the scene in question)

So now I am sitting watching the TV just waiting for the encore...

Poor little kid... :(

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:46 am
by woodublieve12
Scores are level in "the mouse wars" at mine... 1-1

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:08 am
by Lightning McQueen
woodublieve12 wrote:Scores are level in "the mouse wars" at mine... 1-1

What was your weapon?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:16 am
by woodublieve12
Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Scores are level in "the mouse wars" at mine... 1-1

What was your weapon?


one of my original plastic ones got a small mouse... But I know there is a bigger one there... So I bought one of those bigger ones where they walk into and the traps inside

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:54 pm
by Booney
22 hours awake in transit, over night flights, zero sleep. Where the **** am I?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:56 pm
by Corona Man
Booney wrote:22 hours awake in transit, over night flights, zero sleep. Where the **** am I?

You're not in Kansas anymore....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:28 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:22 hours awake in transit, over night flights, zero sleep. Where the **** am I?

drink beer, beer, beer, more beer, and then scotch, wake up tomorrow lunchtime

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:48 pm
by Wedgie
Booney wrote:22 hours awake in transit, over night flights, zero sleep. Where the **** am I?

That's ******, I struggle with 12 hours of it. Had one good trip back thanks to a couple of Valium.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 7:28 pm
by woodublieve12
Anxiety :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:09 pm
by JK
Shits me that in modern Aussie Rules everyone's a tough guy, because they know that rules and income protect them from retribution.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 7:48 am
by Corona Man
A little “foggy” this morning and I’ve a 10.00am game to Ump... play on!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:17 pm
by Spargo
Corona Man wrote:A little “foggy” this morning and I’ve a 10.00am game to Ump... play on!


#workhardplayhard

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:23 pm
by Corona Man
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:A little “foggy” this morning and I’ve a 10.00am game to Ump... play on!


#workhardplayhard

Yep. I sucked it up. Then I just sucked apparently haha. Having a brew or 5 now to replenish fluids.