Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:44 pm

In my experience these traps are superior:

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Peanut butter in the end. Mousey walks in, his weight makes the trap rock forwards and the door falls shut.

The only issue is getting rid of the mouse afterwards. Easiest solution is to toss it into a bucket of water for 5 minutes.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:25 pm

Pseudo wrote:In my experience these traps are superior:

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Peanut butter in the end. Mousey walks in, his weight makes the trap rock forwards and the door falls shut.

The only issue is getting rid of the mouse afterwards. Easiest solution is to toss it into a bucket of water for 5 minutes.

Do you buy it a drink first?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:28 pm

id rather a quick death, than water boarding my pests
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:07 pm

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Yep, 8:30am here in Berlin and just about to crack a frosty Bitburger in the Meliá Breakfast lounge.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:18 pm

All these people on overseas holidays ;)
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Postby PatowalongaPirate » Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:22 pm

Brodlach wrote:All these people on overseas holidays ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:58 pm

Pseudo wrote:In my experience these traps are superior:

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Peanut butter in the end. Mousey walks in, his weight makes the trap rock forwards and the door falls shut.

The only issue is getting rid of the mouse afterwards. Easiest solution is to toss it into a bucket of water for 5 minutes.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:09 am

The amount of vomit that just came out of our youngest little girl...

Good Lord it was like something out of the exorcist (please not I have never seen this movie, but am well aware of the scene in question)

So now I am sitting watching the TV just waiting for the encore...

Poor little kid... :(

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:46 am

Scores are level in "the mouse wars" at mine... 1-1
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:08 am

woodublieve12 wrote:Scores are level in "the mouse wars" at mine... 1-1

What was your weapon?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:16 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Scores are level in "the mouse wars" at mine... 1-1

What was your weapon?


one of my original plastic ones got a small mouse... But I know there is a bigger one there... So I bought one of those bigger ones where they walk into and the traps inside
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:54 pm

22 hours awake in transit, over night flights, zero sleep. Where the **** am I?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:56 pm

Booney wrote:22 hours awake in transit, over night flights, zero sleep. Where the **** am I?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:28 pm

Booney wrote:22 hours awake in transit, over night flights, zero sleep. Where the **** am I?

drink beer, beer, beer, more beer, and then scotch, wake up tomorrow lunchtime
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:48 pm

Booney wrote:22 hours awake in transit, over night flights, zero sleep. Where the **** am I?

That's ******, I struggle with 12 hours of it. Had one good trip back thanks to a couple of Valium.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Aug 02, 2018 7:28 pm

Anxiety :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:09 pm

Shits me that in modern Aussie Rules everyone's a tough guy, because they know that rules and income protect them from retribution.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Aug 05, 2018 7:48 am

A little “foggy” this morning and I’ve a 10.00am game to Ump... play on!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:17 pm

Corona Man wrote:A little “foggy” this morning and I’ve a 10.00am game to Ump... play on!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:23 pm

Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:A little “foggy” this morning and I’ve a 10.00am game to Ump... play on!


#workhardplayhard

Yep. I sucked it up. Then I just sucked apparently haha. Having a brew or 5 now to replenish fluids.
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