hahaI'm a tradie and have always been used to dropping my guts on cue as required.
Over a year ago i made the dreaded move into the office and was working in the same office as a young 'proper' Italian girl.
The first few weeks was horrible, i'd hold them all in and my guts would make louder gurgling noises than the actual fart.
Then when I took my daily sh!t (the cubicle was right next to the lunch room with only gyprock walls) my built up farts would be louder than a split muffler.
So at the Xmas show my missus got chummy with the girls and she blurted out to them that I have alot of trouble of holding them in and i copped it for months!!!!
Will also be getting some of my unpublished work broadcast in the near future. 
It'll be Monday 3:30pm and Saturday 12pm but I don't know what date. It'll be some time in the next 3 weeks though, I know that much. I should find out next week.
