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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 12:02 pm
by Wedgie
Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."


Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 12:11 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Careful of the gravel rash.


A Brazilian fixes that.

I was referring to the stubble causing it.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 12:14 pm
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Careful of the gravel rash.


A Brazilian fixes that.

I was referring to the stubble causing it.


Ohhh man, I was way off then.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 12:15 pm
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Careful of the gravel rash.


A Brazilian fixes that.


How do you know she's from Brazil?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 12:17 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
How do you know she's from Brazil?

She loves nuts.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 12:55 pm
by HH3
woodublieve12 wrote:an individual I am catching up with apparently likes it... clearly in need of glasses, but i'll really take any sort of compliment at the moment :lol: :lol: :(


He sounds nice.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 1:13 pm
by Pseudo
Wedgie wrote:
Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."



^ Urgh! :YMSICK:

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 1:17 pm
by Booney
Pseudo wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."



^ Urgh! :YMSICK:

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!


You can still **** him though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 1:19 pm
by HH3
Do you know how I know you're gay?

Your d*** tastes like s**t

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 1:31 pm
by am Bays
Booney wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."



^ Urgh! :YMSICK:

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!


You can still **** him though.


Roger, that...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 1:44 pm
by woodublieve12
HH3 wrote:Do you know how I know you're gay?

Your d*** tastes like s**t



Image

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 2:34 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 2:36 pm
by Corona Man
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Ewwww no thanks.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 3:33 pm
by Pseudo
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.


Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 3:57 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
Pseudo wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.


Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Isn't that Tooheys Extra Dry?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 4:10 pm
by Corona Man
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.


Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Isn't that Tooheys Extra Dry?

Nup. Pirate life.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 4:15 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:Nup. Pirate life.

Thought it may have been 50 lashes

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 4:16 pm
by bennymacca
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.


ive tried it.

wasn't bad.

beards are awesome and people who shave are just jealous they cant grow a beard

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 4:17 pm
by Corona Man
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Nup. Pirate life.

Thought it may have been 50 gashes

EFA

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 4:19 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
Corona Man wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.


Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Isn't that Tooheys Extra Dry?

Nup. Pirate life.

I quite enjoy a Pirate life.