Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50?

My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad!

Why does that give you the shits

Amber was eluding to barbering being for people who are "like 50". I was just educating him.

[Booney]

So will you be growing a man bun?

Not since my glorious mullet of the 90's have I had any hair on my head longer than about 3-4cm, so, no. No man bun for me!

[HH3]

Amber was eluding to barbering being for people who are "like 50". I was just educating him.

Just Cuts is more Ambers style.

[Lightning McQueen]

Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.
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Barber?
How old are you, like 50?

No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.
The Spot in the Port. Great guys, great cuts.

I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new lady in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...

Thought you'd have that as a pre-requisite when screening for your butlers.

[HH3]

Accounts lady locks up the system. I can't save anything til she gets out of a certain screen. She leaves it up, heads into the owners office for a chat, comes back to her desk for another chat with a sales rep. All about boring as f**k horseshit thats got nothing to do with work.

I think I was as diplomatic as possible.

[Booney]

Accounts lady locks up the system. I can't save anything til she gets out of a certain screen. She leaves it up, heads into the owners office for a chat, comes back to her desk for another chat with a sales rep. All about boring as f**k horseshit thats got nothing to do with work.

I think I was as diplomatic as possible.

Shut the **** up and get on with it?

[HH3]

Accounts lady locks up the system. I can't save anything til she gets out of a certain screen. She leaves it up, heads into the owners office for a chat, comes back to her desk for another chat with a sales rep. All about boring as f**k horseshit thats got nothing to do with work.

I think I was as diplomatic as possible.

Shut the **** up and get on with it?

It was more along the line of "Hey (insert name), you done with that bank deposit yet?"

She chuckled and closed it. I nearly pegged my mouse at her head.

Then she said. "Hey HH3, everyone wants money from me!"

No shit. You're the accounts lady.

[Pseudo]

Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50?

My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad!

Does she apply the right colour to your beard so it matches your man bun?

[Booney]

Accounts lady locks up the system. I can't save anything til she gets out of a certain screen. She leaves it up, heads into the owners office for a chat, comes back to her desk for another chat with a sales rep. All about boring as f**k horseshit thats got nothing to do with work.

I think I was as diplomatic as possible.

Shut the **** up and get on with it?

It was more along the line of "Hey (insert name), you done with that bank deposit yet?"

She chuckled and closed it. I nearly pegged my mouse at her head.

Then she said. "Hey HH3, everyone wants money from me!"

No shit. You're the accounts lady.

Actually I was talking to you, not asking what happened.

[Booney]

Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50?

My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad!

Does she apply the right colour to your beard so it matches your man bun?

Couldn't grow a beard if I tried.

[Lightning McQueen]

It was more along the line of "Hey (insert name), you done with that bank deposit yet?"

She chuckled and closed it. I nearly pegged my mouse at her head.

Then she said. "Hey HH3, everyone wants money from me!"

No shit. You're the accounts lady.

Service's rendered.

[HH3]

Accounts lady locks up the system. I can't save anything til she gets out of a certain screen. She leaves it up, heads into the owners office for a chat, comes back to her desk for another chat with a sales rep. All about boring as f**k horseshit thats got nothing to do with work.

I think I was as diplomatic as possible.

Shut the **** up and get on with it?

It was more along the line of "Hey (insert name), you done with that bank deposit yet?"

She chuckled and closed it. I nearly pegged my mouse at her head.

Then she said. "Hey HH3, everyone wants money from me!"

No shit. You're the accounts lady.

Actually I was talking to you, not asking what happened.

Oh.

Nah.

Also, been a while between orders mate. 17th April was your last big one.

[amber_fluid]

Amber was eluding to barbering being for people who are "like 50". I was just educating him.

Just Cuts is more Ambers style.

Do chicks work there?
If so then, yes!

I don’t want some hipster dude cutting my hair, I’d rather look at a chick thanks.

[Booney]

Also, been a while between orders mate. 17th April was your last big one.

Compiling one in the next day or so.

[HH3]

Also, been a while between orders mate. 17th April was your last big one.

Compiling one in the next day or so.

I look forward to forgetting to enter it.

[Dutchy]

Amber was eluding to barbering being for people who are "like 50". I was just educating him.

Just Cuts is more Ambers style.

Do chicks work there?
If so then, yes!

I don’t want some hipster dude cutting my hair, I’d rather look at a chick thanks.

Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!

[HH3]

You guys are creeps.

Completely off topic, but helping the SA womens gridiron team with some flag football practice last night was fun.

[Lightning McQueen]

You guys are creeps.

Completely off topic, but helping the SA womens gridiron team with some flag football practice last night was fun.

All fun until there's a half a dozen red flags flying, I've coached womens teams before and it can be treacherous.

[Lightning McQueen]

Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!

No manscaping appointments?

[Booney]

Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!

A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?