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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri May 18, 2018 7:35 pm

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carey wrote:The Royal F##king Wedding



Thank god for Foxtel......


An email I got from Foxtel today:

You’re invited to the wedding of the year.

The big day is finally here! Grab your fascinator and tune in to UKTV from 6pm tomorrow to catch the BBC’s live, uninterrupted coverage of the Royal wedding of HRH Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Coverage includes the marriage vows at St George's Chapel, Windsor Castle, and following the service, a Carriage Procession through Windsor Town.


You’ll be popping some champagne and putting on your best dressing gown to sit down and watch it surely?

Unfortunately I'm working till 2.30 am so will miss it. Shattered! ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri May 18, 2018 9:05 pm

Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri May 18, 2018 9:08 pm

HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri May 18, 2018 9:35 pm

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HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)


I think it poses more questions than just his age...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri May 18, 2018 9:40 pm

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HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)



is his name Robbie?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri May 18, 2018 9:41 pm

My mums cutting crook at me on facebook as I suggested James Hewitt should be involved in the wedding and I commended Charles on being involved despite not being related to either party. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri May 18, 2018 11:23 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)
No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Sat May 19, 2018 4:33 am

Wedgie wrote:My mums cutting crook at me on facebook as I suggested James Hewitt should be involved in the wedding and I commended Charles on being involved despite not being related to either party. :lol:

He is involved, giving the bride away. Pikey dad can’t be there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Sat May 19, 2018 4:34 am

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)
No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.

The Spot in the Port. Great guys, great cuts.

And something for the week end Sir
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat May 19, 2018 11:59 am

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Wedgie wrote:My mums cutting crook at me on facebook as I suggested James Hewitt should be involved in the wedding and I commended Charles on being involved despite not being related to either party. :lol:

He is involved, giving the bride away. Pikey dad can’t be there.

I know, hence why I said he should be commended for being involved. :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Sat May 19, 2018 7:23 pm

Wedgie wrote:
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Wedgie wrote:My mums cutting crook at me on facebook as I suggested James Hewitt should be involved in the wedding and I commended Charles on being involved despite not being related to either party. :lol:

He is involved, giving the bride away. Pikey dad can’t be there.

I know, hence why I said he should be commended for being involved. :?

I knew I should have read your post :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sun May 20, 2018 2:13 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.
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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)

No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.
The Spot in the Port. Great guys, great cuts.

I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new lady in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon May 21, 2018 4:10 pm

Psyber wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.
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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)

No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.
The Spot in the Port. Great guys, great cuts.

I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon May 21, 2018 4:17 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)


Speak for yourself, ya hound dog 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon May 21, 2018 4:21 pm

HH3 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)


Speak for yourself, ya hound dog 8)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Mon May 21, 2018 4:26 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)

I have to behave myself - her brother was an SAS officer.
So far he is on my side...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon May 21, 2018 9:47 pm

Psyber wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)

I have to behave myself - her brother was an SAS officer.
So far he is on my side...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue May 22, 2018 9:21 am

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)


My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad! :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Tue May 22, 2018 9:46 am

Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)


My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad! :D


Why does that give you the shits ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue May 22, 2018 9:48 am

Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)


My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad! :D
So will you be growing a man bun?
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