Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:15 am

No L plates, it was a silver Prado, almost brand new by the look of it, in the right hand lane from Elizabeth through to Gepps Cross when he turned LEFT onto Grand Junction Rd.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:21 am

smac wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:People that do 60kmh in an 80 zone in the right hand lane
p!ss off, get out of my way.

I was headed to this thread to post the same thing this morning. Wankers everywhere on Main North Road yesterday.


Funnily enough it was on Main North Rd this morning!
The 80 zone going past Woolies warehouse
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:27 pm

Big Phil wrote:
Dutchy wrote:my favourite golf ball is no longer for sale :(


What ball is that Dutchy ???


Optima Tour Soft by PGF, apparently they got in financial trouble, have been using them for 15 years and nothing else....if anyone has any new ones Ill buy them off you
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Interceptor » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:51 pm

When you're following the cricket score on cricinfo and then there's a fire alarm and evacuation of the building with 3 overs to go :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:56 pm

Interceptor wrote:When you're following the cricket score on cricinfo and then there's a fire alarm and evacuation of the building with 3 overs to go :roll:


You should have let off a nuclear alarm and hidden under your desk like they taught everyone
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby therisingblues » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:59 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Interceptor wrote:When you're following the cricket score on cricinfo and then there's a fire alarm and evacuation of the building with 3 overs to go :roll:


You should have let off a nuclear alarm and hidden under your desk like they taught everyone

Oh yeah "duck and cover", they had some pretty strong desks in the 50's.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:01 am

therisingblues wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Interceptor wrote:When you're following the cricket score on cricinfo and then there's a fire alarm and evacuation of the building with 3 overs to go :roll:


You should have let off a nuclear alarm and hidden under your desk like they taught everyone

Oh yeah "duck and cover", they had some pretty strong desks in the 50's.


Is it nonPC to ask if they still do it over there TRB?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby therisingblues » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:09 am

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therisingblues wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Interceptor wrote:When you're following the cricket score on cricinfo and then there's a fire alarm and evacuation of the building with 3 overs to go :roll:


You should have let off a nuclear alarm and hidden under your desk like they taught everyone

Oh yeah "duck and cover", they had some pretty strong desks in the 50's.


Is it nonPC to ask if they still do it over there TRB?


:lol: . I think they learnt from experience not to trust those old film reels.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:05 pm

things that give me the shits is people who drive in the right hand lane, and sit under the speed limit next to someone in the left lane and then when they get ahead of the car in the left lane they take off when you want to 'undertake them'. or people when you are following them on a single lane highway and they you get to the overtaking lane they speed up :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:38 am

Getting fined for exceeding the speed limit 45Km from the nearest town...
Those cameras are of course only in black spots and high risk areas - like the bottom of a dip far from anywhere!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:14 am

Having to be involved in small talk with a stranger who just happens to be cutting my hair
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby westozfalcon » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:24 am

People who go for runs or bike rides with their pet dog on a leash.

You see these poor pooches with their little legs hammering away, just about on the verge of a heart attack doing their dutiful best to keep up with their inconsiderate owners.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:35 am

brod wrote:Having to be involved in small talk with a stranger who just happens to be cutting my hair


Agreed!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:48 pm

Women having to buy so many handbags, purses and shoes.............. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:39 pm

Choccies wrote:Golden Grove players having to buy so many handbags, purses and shoes.............. :roll:



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:50 pm

Choccies wrote:Women having to buy so many handbags, purses and shoes.............. :roll:


Yeah, I don't get it either, very over rated... :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:18 pm

Working harder on days off, than at work :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:33 pm

Effwits who drive at under 20km/h on a street with speed bumps, and do between 5 & 10 km/h over the actual speed bumps.

Especially when said effwit slows to a near standstill at the crest of a bump, so that you as the driver behind him are forced to brake abruptly to avoid bumping his rear end.

Doubly so when said effwit then reaches out of his window and points at the sign posting the recommended speed limit over the bump. Which incidentally reads 30, not bloody 5.

Flippin' idiot.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:40 pm

waiting impatiently for 5pm Friday only to realise that you have to be back at work at 9am on saturday morning :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:30 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Choccies wrote:Women having to buy so many handbags, purses and shoes.............. :roll:


Yeah, I don't get it either, very over rated... :roll:

Same here...in fact most shopping is over rated ;)

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