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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby FattyLumpkin » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:15 pm

Kids remembering I said I'd take 'em fishing. Finding rods, tying hooks, smelly bait, sunburn etc etc.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:14 am

Jumping into the car at 0.00 and thinking that there would be music on.....flicked around the stations a few times, then a few more MMM didnt play their first song for the morning until 0.12.....TWELVE MINUTES OF ADS (one was played THREE times) :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:11 pm

the way the telstra dome looks
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby SABRE » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:21 pm

This may be too literal given the thread, but here goes.......

"Toilet paper so damned soft that using it turns you into an amateur proctologist !"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Big Phil » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:56 am

SABRE wrote:This may be too literal given the thread, but here goes.......

"Toilet paper so damned soft that using it turns you into an amateur proctologist !"
#-o



Nice one SABRE... :lol:

I hear what you are saying though ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:30 pm

Having tonsillitis for the first time - WTF!!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:52 pm

Not being able to get back to sleep after being woken up at 3am by some inbred d*ckless wonder flooring his pathetic little diy pimped hatchback on a straight piece of road that runs past here. Hopefully the only thing he'll kill apart for himself and more of his kind is a brick wall :evil:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:27 pm

JAS wrote:Not being able to get back to sleep after being woken up at 3am by some inbred d*ckless wonder flooring his pathetic little diy pimped hatchback on a straight piece of road that runs past here. Hopefully the only thing he'll kill apart for himself and more of his kind is a brick wall :evil:

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Must be English JAS ;) ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr66 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:02 pm

Getting old.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:19 pm

Having a birthday 6 weeks after christmas
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:41 am

Thiele wrote:Getting $65 of Ezy Dvd Vouchers for Xmas and can't use them

Phone the admistrators this morning got send Photo copies of cards and recipts and send them in them and they will make a claim for me
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:56 am

Thiele wrote:
Thiele wrote:Getting $65 of Ezy Dvd Vouchers for Xmas and can't use them

Phone the admistrators this morning got send Photo copies of cards and recipts and send them in them and they will make a claim for me


At least thats something
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby westozfalcon » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:34 pm

When shops have signs saying 'Sorry Closed'
Why not just say Closed?...It's not as if they're sorry about it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:56 pm

chicks who have little shitbox cars with massive frangipani stickers on them
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:12 pm

overloaded wrote:chicks who have little shitbox cars with massive frangipani stickers on them


Agreed
What is the deal with those stickers?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:54 pm

my favourite golf ball is no longer for sale :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Big Phil » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:09 pm

Dutchy wrote:my favourite golf ball is no longer for sale :(


What ball is that Dutchy ???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:14 am

People that do 60kmh in an 80 zone in the right hand lane
p!ss off, get out of my way.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:55 am

The Ash Man wrote:People that do 60kmh in an 80 zone in the right hand lane
p!ss off, get out of my way.

I was headed to this thread to post the same thing this morning. Wankers everywhere on Main North Road yesterday.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:11 am

smac wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:People that do 60kmh in an 80 zone in the right hand lane
p!ss off, get out of my way.

I was headed to this thread to post the same thing this morning. Wankers everywhere on Main North Road yesterday.
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