Things that give you the sh1ts

[Failed Creation]

An interesting last few posts guys, and made me think about luck and situations...

I bought my first car in 1965 - a 1955 FJ my older sister had bought new.
So, I've had 53 years of car ownership and I have never had a car stolen or even broken into.
(Mind you I've never owned a Ford and my last Holden was a 1968 HK 327 Bathurst Monaro.)

I even got away with my wife's old 1996 Ssangyong Musso parked in a friend's driveway in Daveron Park for a week while we were staying over with him and his wife for a week in 2007.

And you made it out alive?

Sir, you are surely the strongest person in existence.

[RB]

My car's best security feature is manual transmission. Parked in plenty of dodgy spots, and no-one's ever tried to nick it.

[Bum Crack]

An interesting last few posts guys, and made me think about luck and situations...

I bought my first car in 1965 - a 1955 FJ my older sister had bought new.
So, I've had 53 years of car ownership and I have never had a car stolen or even broken into.
(Mind you I've never owned a Ford and my last Holden was a 1968 HK 327 Bathurst Monaro.)

I even got away with my wife's old 1996 Ssangyong Musso parked in a friend's driveway in Daveron Park for a week while we were staying over with him and his wife for a week in 2007.

And you made it out alive?

Sir, you are surely the strangest person in existence.

EFA

[Lightning McQueen]

An interesting last few posts guys, and made me think about luck and situations...

I bought my first car in 1965 - a 1955 FJ my older sister had bought new.
So, I've had 53 years of car ownership and I have never had a car stolen or even broken into.
(Mind you I've never owned a Ford and my last Holden was a 1968 HK 327 Bathurst Monaro.)

I even got away with my wife's old 1996 Ssangyong Musso parked in a friend's driveway in Daveron Park for a week while we were staying over with him and his wife for a week in 2007.

And you made it out alive?

Sir, you are surely the strongest person in existence.

Keys in the bowl?

[Lightning McQueen]

We have a sheila at work that has been here for about 3 months now and she is easily the loudest person I've ever met, her office is 15 metres from mine and we all hear her loud and clear even with her door closed.

It grates the lot of us, we already had 3 really loud women, one that scuffs her feet whenever she walks, eats with her mouth open and sniffs about 4 times a minute for hours on end.

Whenever she's at full tilt I call out "does anyone know when Priscilla's coming back to the office?"

[HH3]

We have a sheila at work that has been here for about 3 months now and she is easily the loudest person I've ever met, her office is 15 metres from mine and we all hear her loud and clear even with her door closed.

It grates the lot of us, we already had 3 really loud women, one that scuffs her feet whenever she walks, eats with her mouth open and sniffs about 4 times a minute for hours on end.

Whenever she's at full tilt I call out "does anyone know when Priscilla's coming back to the office?"

The lady that shares my office snacks all day. Its smacking lips and slurping non stop.

Somehow she slurps when she eats dry crackers.

[Lightning McQueen]

We have a sheila at work that has been here for about 3 months now and she is easily the loudest person I've ever met, her office is 15 metres from mine and we all hear her loud and clear even with her door closed.

It grates the lot of us, we already had 3 really loud women, one that scuffs her feet whenever she walks, eats with her mouth open and sniffs about 4 times a minute for hours on end.

Whenever she's at full tilt I call out "does anyone know when Priscilla's coming back to the office?"

The lady that shares my office snacks all day. Its smacking lips and slurping non stop.

Somehow she slurps when she eats dry crackers.

Our loud eater has 3 packets of twisties a day, then the other chick whinges to me about it but she does the same thing.

[HH3]

We have a sheila at work that has been here for about 3 months now and she is easily the loudest person I've ever met, her office is 15 metres from mine and we all hear her loud and clear even with her door closed.

It grates the lot of us, we already had 3 really loud women, one that scuffs her feet whenever she walks, eats with her mouth open and sniffs about 4 times a minute for hours on end.

Whenever she's at full tilt I call out "does anyone know when Priscilla's coming back to the office?"

The lady that shares my office snacks all day. Its smacking lips and slurping non stop.

Somehow she slurps when she eats dry crackers.

Our loud eater has 3 packets of twisties a day, then the other chick whinges to me about it but she does the same thing.

Classic female move.

[Lightning McQueen]

Classic female move.

I'm in a corner and they all feel a need to stop by and bag the shit out of all the other chicks and then be besties when they're together.

[HH3]

Classic female move.

I'm in a corner and they all feel a need to stop by and bag the shit out of all the other chicks and then be besties when they're together.

[Wedgie]

I miss the middle aged office women, its much harder dealing with 20 - 30 yo hotties in hospitality.

[Booney]

I miss the middle aged office women, its much harder dealing with 20 - 30 yo hotties in hospitality.

Hot, not, young, old, cray cray. Don't tell me otherwise.

[MW]

I miss the middle aged office women, its much harder dealing with 20 - 30 yo hotties in hospitality.

Hot, not, young, old, cray cray. Don't tell me otherwise.

Somewhere, somehow, someone is sick of their sh1t

[Wedgie]

I'm suprised noone put a * in my post.

[Lightning McQueen]

I miss the middle aged office women, its much harder dealing with 20 - 30 yo hotties in hospitality.

We have a broad range here ranging form 18 to late 40's, it's usually a laugh but they're all as bitchy as each other.

[Wedgie]

I miss the middle aged office women, its much harder dealing with 20 - 30 yo hotties in hospitality.

We have a broad range here ranging form 18 to late 40's, it's usually a laugh but they're all as bitchy as each other.

The girls I work with are awesome, complete opposite to the middle aged chubbers I used to have to deal with.

[Bum Crack]

We have a sheila at work that has been here for about 3 months now and she is easily the loudest person I've ever met, her office is 15 metres from mine and we all hear her loud and clear even with her door closed.

It grates the lot of us, we already had 3 really loud women, one that scuffs her feet whenever she walks, eats with her mouth open and sniffs about 4 times a minute for hours on end.

Whenever she's at full tilt I call out "does anyone know when Priscilla's coming back to the office?"

The lady that shares my office snacks all day. Its smacking lips and slurping non stop.

Somehow she slurps when she eats dry crackers.

Our loud eater has 3 packets of twisties a day, then the other chick whinges to me about it but she does the same thing.

Bitches Be Crazy!!!!!!!!

[Grenville]

I miss the middle aged office women, its much harder dealing with 20 - 30 yo hotties in hospitality.

Hot, not, young, old, cray cray. Don't tell me otherwise.

How very vaginal of you Mr.Boon.

[Psyber]

An interesting last few posts guys, and made me think about luck and situations...

I bought my first car in 1965 - a 1955 FJ my older sister had bought new.
So, I've had 53 years of car ownership and I have never had a car stolen or even broken into.
(Mind you I've never owned a Ford and my last Holden was a 1968 HK 327 Bathurst Monaro.)

I even got away with my wife's old 1996 Ssangyong Musso parked in a friend's driveway in Daveron Park for a week while we were staying over with him and his wife for a week in 2007.

And you made it out alive?

Sir, you are surely the strongest person in existence.

Keys in the bowl?

None of that. The guy was an English born doctor working in ED at the Lyall McEwin, and his wife an Italian who worked in Funeral Services. Both of them are somewhat socialist inclined and therefore decline to live in posh areas on principle.

I was a little nervous walking done to the local to buy some wine, and the response to my request was interesting when I got there.
"Wine? Yes I think we have some - you can duck into the store room at the back and have alook at what's there while I serve these other customers."

[Pseudo]

I was a little nervous walking done to the local to buy some wine, and the response to my request was interesting when I got there.
"Wine? Yes I think we have some - you can duck into the store room at the back and have alook at what's there while I serve these other customers."

Was driving up to Lizzy for the football one day. My companion noted that you could tell when you got past Grand Junction Road by observing that the specials advertised outside the bottleos had changed from wine into pre-mix spirits.