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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lunchcutter » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:49 am

it makes me laugh that the Safooty forum is way more active than all the other forums I belong too... :lol: btw are the stats available
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:24 am

fisho mcspaz wrote:I don't know what the people who did the cover of this were thinking...

He's got wood.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Choccies » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:26 am

Bum Crack wrote:My missus and I being abused by some dole bludging feral on our morning walk this morning, because I made her dog bark and stop her from having a sleep in. Followed by me throwing the biggest rock on her roof and looking forward to doing the same thing each morning for the rest of the week


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:00 pm

My twin 6 year nephews were fighting (as per usual) on the weekend, and they start up with the whole "Well I'm gonna do this to you", "Oh yeah, well I'm gonna do this" ... When one of them blurts out "Shuddup or I'll call the police and tell them a stranger was touching my testicles!" to which the other replies (all dumbfounded) "But Im your brother!!"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:36 pm

I lent my mower to a friend, it came back stuffed and they lost my petrol tin. I went and borrowed someone else's mower on the weekend, it had no petrol so I went to fill it up at the servo.
It took 80c of unleaded, the dude behind the counter and another customer who I think only hung around to have a laugh at me were cacking themselves.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Mr66 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:56 pm

'The Soup'.
Sunday nights @ 7pm on Channel 121
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RoosterMarty » Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:06 pm

Mr66 wrote:'The Soup'.
Sunday nights @ 7pm on Channel 121


One of the best shows on Fox. The host is a gun too.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:58 am

my 6mth old Akita (35Kgs and about 65cm tall at the shoulder) getting attacked by a 4Kg and about 12cm terrier and absolutely crapping himself and doing the bolt! was one of the funniest things i've seen!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:06 am

RoosterMarty wrote:
Mr66 wrote:'The Soup'.
Sunday nights @ 7pm on Channel 121


One of the best shows on Fox. The host is a gun too.

Yeah, that's a classic show. All the different hosts they have had over the years have been hilarious. Some funny clips on that show.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby smac » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:21 am

A Mum wrote:Yeah that's what made it funny it was like slow motion,
And the fact the guy made it sound like (in his funny voice)
"Quick hide mum's coming"

How did they know your name? :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby A Mum » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:32 pm

smac wrote:
A Mum wrote:Yeah that's what made it funny it was like slow motion,
And the fact the guy made it sound like (in his funny voice)
"Quick hide mum's coming"

How did they know your name? :D


I wonder :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby fisho mcspaz » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:00 am

I was reading a book and there's a bit in it where one of the characters mooned a line of people waiting to get into a Michael Bolton concert. I had a Coke-nose-spraying moment over that.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby aceman » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:18 pm

Some of the silly topics that "A Mum " thinks of to post :lol: !!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby A Mum » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:25 pm

aceman wrote:Some of the silly topics that "A Mum " thinks of to post :lol: !!!


:lol: :lol:

Well.... I'd rather make you laugh than cry :D :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:36 am

My cat - my partner chucked a toy aeroplane at her (made out of styrofoam, no animal cruelty intended!) and she leapt at it and landed in her milk and flipped the bowl over.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:27 pm

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/991798 ... th-grinder

laugh or go 'oh dear, what a retard...'

love the last line...

''He did not say how he became stuck in the pipe.''

haha! as if it's a mystery or something...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:34 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:I was reading a book and there's a bit in it where one of the characters mooned a line of people waiting to get into a Michael Bolton concert. I had a Coke-nose-spraying moment over that.


Quite an expensive pastime then.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:51 pm

My staffy rolling over so i can spray his belly when im soaking him with the hose....then my brothers English Mastiff legging it and having to chase him around the yard with the hose...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby aceman » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:21 pm

A Mum wrote:
aceman wrote:Some of the silly topics that "A Mum " thinks of to post :lol: !!!


:lol: :lol:

Well.... I'd rather make you laugh than cry :D :D



And I will always appreciate that too Mum!!! ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:36 pm

http://www.news.ninemsn.com.au/slidesho ... me=nopants

i'm not laughing at the idea, i'm laughing at the second photo (2 of 6), see if you can find what i'm laughing at...
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