Things that give you the sh1ts

[amber_fluid]

Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.

Spider bites are overrated mate.
I’ve been bitten twice by a Redback both times while meandering around in the shed.

I must admit I did the same google search and found no one had died in about 60 years.

[Magellan]

Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.

So the last Redback who could kill, was Les Favell?

KG's murdered plenty of innocent words in the English dictionary over the years.

[Booney]

Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.

So the last Redback who could kill, was Les Favell?

KG's murdered plenty of innocent words in the English dictionary over the years.

And Jars killed a football club.

[Failed Creation]

Looks like my Frankenfurter will go unused Friday night.

Don't worry...

That scares me, if my wife made me go to that show I'd punch her in the boob.

x2.

I watched the movie once, and I still can't figure out what the fuss is about.

[amber_fluid]

I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That is terrible mate.
Scumbags who do shit like this should be hung!
No insurance just made it that much worse as well.

[Corona Man]

Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.

So the last Redback who could kill, was Les Favell?

KG's murdered plenty of innocent words in the English dictionary over the years.

And Jars killed a football club.

Just one?

[Brodlach]

I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word

[Pseudo]

I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word

Count me in for a lobster.

[Booney]

I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word

Count me in for a lobster.

Yep.

[JK]

Yep same

[Spargo]

Same here.

[Footy Chick]

Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.

Oh well, if you were going to die you would've done so about 12 hours ago

[valleys07]

I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word

Yep, count me in.

[Magellan]

Same here.

Yep, I'm in too (it took me a while to work out what a 'lobster' was. )

[Pseudo]

Same here.

Yep, I'm in too (it took me a while to work out what a 'lobster' was. )

A lobster is two-fifths of a pineapple

[Lightning McQueen]

I appreciate the kind gesture fella's but we couldn't accept your hard earned.

I'm very humbled though.

[Magellan]

Same here.

Yep, I'm in too (it took me a while to work out what a 'lobster' was. )

A lobster is two-fifths of a pineapple

Funny thing is, I know what a pineapple is, but never heard of lobster (or 'prawn', for that matter). Too much pizza and not enough seafood I'm guessing.

[Lightning McQueen]

I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word

They've actually caught wind that it was their neighbour as a mutual acquaintance has told them the 16 year old neighbours kid has had TV's for sale, the police didn't deem it as hard enough evidence though so haven't followed it up.

[Lightning McQueen]

Same here.

Yep, I'm in too (it took me a while to work out what a 'lobster' was. )

A lobster is two-fifths of a pineapple

Funny thing is, I know what a pineapple is, but never heard of lobster (or 'prawn', for that matter). Too much pizza and not enough seafood I'm guessing.

Remember the "Grey Nurse"?

[Booney]

Right, Lightning, got some bank details so we can lob some dosh in for junior's beat box?