Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

My 5 year old daughter didn’t think being quiet at 430am was necessary

I feel the same! We have a 9 month old who occasionally wakes during the night - last night he was very unsettled, and a 6yo who is the worst sleeper I've even come across and she will regularly start calling out during the night for the most random things - if you ignore her she just gets worse and louder and more hysterical.

Last night they were both waking up in tandem.. all night..

We have a frog that has returned to dwell in the drain out the front of our house pretty much under our bedroom window, from about 8pm it croaks every 8 to 10 seconds all night echoing down the street, if stuffs me up big time if I break my sleep during the night, I wont go back to sleep.

I've gotta find a way to move him along.

[woodublieve12]

My 5 year old daughter didn’t think being quiet at 430am was necessary

I feel the same! We have a 9 month old who occasionally wakes during the night - last night he was very unsettled, and a 6yo who is the worst sleeper I've even come across and she will regularly start calling out during the night for the most random things - if you ignore her she just gets worse and louder and more hysterical.

Last night they were both waking up in tandem.. all night..

We have a frog that has returned to dwell in the drain out the front of our house pretty much under our bedroom window, from about 8pm it croaks every 8 to 10 seconds all night echoing down the street, if stuffs me up big time if I break my sleep during the night, I wont go back to sleep.

I've gotta find a way to move him along.

Make him your pet. Seems the thing to do these days

But seriously can’t you just pick it up and move it

[Spargo]

I’d tell you to just go out & strangle the frog, but I don’t want you to Kermit a crime...

[HH3]

I’d tell you to just go out & strangle the frog, but I don’t want you to Kermit a crime...

Unfriend

[Footy Chick]

I’d tell you to just go out & strangle the frog, but I don’t want you to Kermit a crime...

Unfriend

I thought it was very clever

[Magellan]

I’d tell you to just go out & strangle the frog, but I don’t want you to Kermit a crime...

You could also step on it, but if you do, make sure you're not wearing open toad shoes.

[Lightning McQueen]

My 5 year old daughter didn’t think being quiet at 430am was necessary

I feel the same! We have a 9 month old who occasionally wakes during the night - last night he was very unsettled, and a 6yo who is the worst sleeper I've even come across and she will regularly start calling out during the night for the most random things - if you ignore her she just gets worse and louder and more hysterical.

Last night they were both waking up in tandem.. all night..

We have a frog that has returned to dwell in the drain out the front of our house pretty much under our bedroom window, from about 8pm it croaks every 8 to 10 seconds all night echoing down the street, if stuffs me up big time if I break my sleep during the night, I wont go back to sleep.

I've gotta find a way to move him along.

Make him your pet. Seems the thing to do these days

But seriously can’t you just pick it up and move it

Hell no, he's too loud!

I doubt it, I'd say he's deep in the storm water drain.

[Lightning McQueen]

I’d tell you to just go out & strangle the frog, but I don’t want you to Kermit a crime...

You could also step on it, but if you do, make sure you're not wearing open toad shoes.

I don't want him to croak it.

[Magellan]

I think there is no frog at all and you be amphibian about it's existence.

[woodublieve12]

[Magellan]

I’d tell you to just go out & strangle the frog, but I don’t want you to Kermit a crime...

You could also step on it, but if you do, make sure you're not wearing open toad shoes.

I don't want him to croak it.

Reckon you're being a tadpole-ite about the situation.

[Lightning McQueen]

Reckon you're being a tadpole-ite about the situation.

I didn't expect to get swamped with ideas.

[MW]

This conversation about frogs is very ribbitting

[Lightning McQueen]

This conversation about frogs is very ribbitting

I almost frogot what we were talking about.

[Spargo]

This conversation about frogs is very ribbitting

I almost frogot what we were talking about.

Your original gripe spawned this discussion.

[Brodlach]

Your lucky benny our first slept for only 2 hours a day in total and that was me lying on the lounge with him on my chest

[MW]

Your lucky benny our first slept for only 2 hours a day in total and that was me lying on the lounge with him on my chest

What's this got to do with frogs? You've gone hopping mad

[bennymacca]

Your lucky benny our first slept for only 2 hours a day in total and that was me lying on the lounge with him on my chest

Yeah we are under no illusions how good we have it - I have 2 nephews and a niece within 3 months in age of my lad and they all suck at sleeping compared to him

[bennymacca]

I can tell you are envious though.

“It’s not easy being green”

[emoji3]

[Lightning McQueen]

Your lucky benny our first slept for only 2 hours a day in total and that was me lying on the lounge with him on my chest

Yeah we are under no illusions how good we have it - I have 2 nephews and a niece within 3 months in age of my lad and they all suck at sleeping compared to him

Ahhh, the lovers, the dreamers and me.