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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:57 am
by heater31
woodublieve12 wrote:About to go get them.
The people have spoken......

Ducks fly together, they shall be named Gordon, Charlie & Goldberg!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:58 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Jase wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Ducks-too stupid to do anything


No they are great dead, and on my plate, preferably BBQ'd or Roasted with asian sauces

...with peas & corn
Is duck mornay a thing?

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We will soon find out....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:01 am
by Booney
Brodlach wrote:Is it true Booney got home and a cat was running around?


Nope.

#stoodfirm

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:45 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Is it true Booney got home and a cat was running around?


Nope.

#stoodfirm

Thats cute...by standing firm you turned yourself into a cat tower for it to climb

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:23 pm
by nuggety goodness
heater31 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:About to go get them.
The people have spoken......

Ducks fly together, they shall be named Gordon, Charlie & Goldberg!
Surely they will be named Joel, Luke and Toby

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:28 pm
by woodublieve12
nuggety goodness wrote:
heater31 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:About to go get them.
The people have spoken......

Ducks fly together, they shall be named Gordon, Charlie & Goldberg!
Surely they will be named Joel, Luke and Toby

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Named Ducky McQuackface, Gordon Bombay and Gary (after my wife’s favourite singer from Take That :roll: )

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:29 pm
by woodublieve12
The little shits are adorable. Conveniently the wife is working arvos this weekend. So I am doing all the work.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:00 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
woodublieve12 wrote:The little shits are adorable. Conveniently the wife is working arvos this weekend. So I am doing all the work.


My God man, you have been played like a fiddle!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:00 pm
by HH3
You can call Gordon "Coach" too...I think he'd like that

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:17 pm
by Pseudo
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:50 pm
by woodublieve12
HH3 wrote:You can call Gordon "Coach" too...I think he'd like that

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Loves it.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:58 pm
by Jase
So last Saturday playing golf, I got my first bee sting for 20 years. I'm allergic, not anaphylactic, so my lower leg ballooned up very painfully...

We'll tonight at 10:30pm I got stung again, second time in 8 days...

Another week of pain coming my way...



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:37 am
by bennymacca
woodublieve12 wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:
heater31 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:About to go get them.
The people have spoken......

Ducks fly together, they shall be named Gordon, Charlie & Goldberg!
Surely they will be named Joel, Luke and Toby

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk


Named Ducky McQuackface, Gordon Bombay and Gary (after my wife’s favourite singer from Take That :roll: )


Shouldn’t it be ducky mcduckface or quacky mcquackface?

:)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:49 am
by HH3
bennymacca wrote:Shouldn’t it be ducky mcduckface or quacky mcquackface?

:)


Grow up

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:04 am
by bennymacca
HH3 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Shouldn’t it be ducky mcduckface or quacky mcquackface?

:)


Grow up


What?

Forget to clean the sand out of your vag this morning?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:17 am
by Booney
bennymacca wrote:
HH3 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Shouldn’t it be ducky mcduckface or quacky mcquackface?

:)


Grow up


What?

Forget to clean the sand out of your vag this morning?


Way to show him you're all grown up.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:21 am
by woodublieve12
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:22 am
by Booney
Any who, wubbsy, how'd the first weekend go?

#doyouflyasone

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:35 am
by woodublieve12
Booney wrote:Any who, wubbsy, how'd the first weekend go?

#doyouflyasone

They are still alive.
Gee they shit a lot. Besides that they are pretty simple to look after, just bloody messy. Have to change their cage twice a day :roll:

Kids love them, but the ducks are to small for them to pick up. And to be honest my youngest worries me with them :lol:
The dogs not sure...
My wife loves them....

Wife worked arvos all weekend so I was stuck with them. I think the ducks are conspiring to kill me and make a run for it.

#wequackasone

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:26 pm
by Booney
woodublieve12 wrote:
Booney wrote:Any who, wubbsy, how'd the first weekend go?

#doyouflyasone

They are still alive.
Gee they shit a lot. Besides that they are pretty simple to look after, just bloody messy. Have to change their cage twice a day :roll:

Kids love them, but the ducks are to small for them to pick up. And to be honest my youngest worries me with them :lol:
The dogs not sure...
My wife loves them....

Wife worked arvos all weekend so I was stuck with them. I think the ducks are conspiring to kill me and make a run for it.

#wequackasone


=))