Things that you are looking forward to

[Spargo]

The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances

[Booney]

The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances

F*cking couriers hey mate?

[Spargo]

The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances

F*cking couriers hey mate?

You’re preaching to the converted…

[locky801]

The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances

Yes but what language is it written in

[Lightning McQueen]

The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances

Is the rainbow coloured dildo still in tact?

[mighty_tiger_79]

The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances

Is the rainbow coloured dildo still in tact?

Think it's been buried...

[Footy Chick]

The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances

Is the rainbow coloured dildo still in tact?

Think it's been buried...

Imagine someone digging that up in 100 years

[Spargo]

The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances

Is the rainbow coloured dildo still in tact?

Think it's been buried...

Earlier than hoped…

[Corona Man]

Having all of next week off work. They make us take Monday off before Cup day, so I said stuff it, I will take the entire week.

Heading to Adelaide Sat morning. Watch the lad's cricket, while punting. Golf Sunday, fly back Sunday night.

Monday recovery, before Cup day Tuesday, Golf on Wednesday at Club Mandalay, Punting at my local pub Thursday for Oaks day. Golf again Friday.

Back to work after that for a rest.

[Corona Man]

A very very cold beer in about 45 minutes from now.

I can hear it calling my name..

[Corona Man]

Gravy Day

[wenchbarwer]

Gravy Day

"And now they're ringing the last bells"


Proud dad moment, 13 year old added it to her Xmas Mix the other day.

[Booney]

Awful song.

[wenchbarwer]

Awful song.

Wrong thread, "Things that give you the sh1ts" is that way

[mighty_tiger_79]

Awful song.

Unaustralian

[Corona Man]

Awful song.

Its way better than Horses!

[Booney]

Awful song.

Its way better than Horses!

Just.

[Lightning McQueen]

Awful song.

Its way better than Horses!

Just.

What about a rendition from Crowded House?

[Booney]

I'd rather spend Xmas in Gaza.

[wenchbarwer]

I'd rather spend Xmas in Gaza.

I'd rather spend 6 months in a leaky boat