Things that give you the sh1ts

[amber_fluid]

EOFY......can GGF in 2017

x2.....

Doesn't effect me.......... other than the missus spending more money shopping coz the sales are soooo good she has to buy it!!

[Lightning McQueen]

EOFY......can GGF in 2017

x2.....

Doesn't effect me.......... other than the missus spending more money shopping coz the sales are soooo good she has to buy it!!

A man will spend $50 on a $20 item that he needs.
A woman will spend $20 on a $50 item that she doesn't need.

[Wedgie]

Agreed, I'm not looking forward to tax time having earnt well over 200k this financial year especially with an OS trip planned for October.

[Lightning McQueen]

Agreed, I'm not looking forward to tax time having earnt well over 200k this financial year especially with an OS trip planned for October.

Poor you!

[Magellan]

Agreed, I'm not looking forward to tax time having earnt well over 200k this financial year especially with an OS trip planned for October.

In that case you should bring your OS trip forward to now and head straight to the Cayman Islands.

[Booney]

Agreed, I'm not looking forward to tax time having earnt well over 200k this financial year especially with an OS trip planned for October.

Do you have any car allowances, travel expenses, work related expenses etc to deal with?

[HH3]

Poor bugger. How do you survive on $200k?

Maybe use some of it to pay an accountant to do your tax for you.

[Pseudo]

Poor bugger. How do you survive on $200k?

Maybe use some of it to pay an accountant to do your tax for you.

... and his/her fees would be tax deductible too

[Wedgie]

Agreed, I'm not looking forward to tax time having earnt well over 200k this financial year especially with an OS trip planned for October.

Do you have any car allowances, travel expenses, work related expenses etc to deal with?

Normally dont claim anything but my girlfriend assures me shes going to be more "creative" than I normally am. I might be ok as a lot of the money was untaxable or taxed at the time. Haven't paid any tax since Jan except the bit that comes out of my super pension automatically butI should be able to claim on a few things related to my new jobs.

[Lightning McQueen]

Agreed, I'm not looking forward to tax time having earnt well over 200k this financial year especially with an OS trip planned for October.

Do you have any car allowances, travel expenses, work related expenses etc to deal with?

Normally dont claim anything but my girlfriend assures me shes going to be more "creative" than I normally am. I might be ok as a lot of the money was untaxable or taxed at the time. Haven't paid any tax since Jan except the bit that comes out of my super pension automatically butI should be able to claim on a few things related to my new jobs.

Beer sampling?

[Wedgie]

Agreed, I'm not looking forward to tax time having earnt well over 200k this financial year especially with an OS trip planned for October.

Do you have any car allowances, travel expenses, work related expenses etc to deal with?

Normally dont claim anything but my girlfriend assures me shes going to be more "creative" than I normally am. I might be ok as a lot of the money was untaxable or taxed at the time. Haven't paid any tax since Jan except the bit that comes out of my super pension automatically butI should be able to claim on a few things related to my new jobs.

Beer sampling?

Sounds fair to me

[Booney]

Pell being charged and summonsed to appear....on the proviso that his doctors in the vatican clear him fit to fly.

Yeah, they'll say he's right to go. What a load of shit.

[Lightning McQueen]

Pell being charged and summonsed to appear....on the proviso that his doctors in the vatican clear him fit to fly.

Yeah, they'll say he's right to go. What a load of shit.

Take him sky diving.

[Booney]

Pell being charged and summonsed to appear....on the proviso that his doctors in the vatican clear him fit to fly.

Yeah, they'll say he's right to go. What a load of shit.

Take him sky diving.

Just once.

[Lightning McQueen]

Just once.

Yeah, honestly, in cases so black and white they may aswell chuck these sickos in the ocean tho keep the sharks further away from the shores.

[Pag]

A side/oblique strain. Never think about how the muscles around your chest are used until you hurt it and need to sneeze. Agony.

I'm in bed on valium and endone with something similar. I feel reeeeeeeal good, you could punch me in the face and I wouldn't care.

Do you know what exactly mate? Went and got checked out yesterday, serratus anterior strain was the official word.

[Q.]

A side/oblique strain. Never think about how the muscles around your chest are used until you hurt it and need to sneeze. Agony.

I'm in bed on valium and endone with something similar. I feel reeeeeeeal good, you could punch me in the face and I wouldn't care.

Do you know what exactly mate? Went and got checked out yesterday, serratus anterior strain was the official word.

The GP was ******* useless apart from writing me a couple of great scripts.

Should've gone to Sportsmed, but just struggling for spare time to get up that way. My pain is down lower than yours, reckon I'll just pop some pills and play through it, then get it looked at next week. I already have severe achilles tendinitis and probably a broken finger, so I can add this to the list of things to play through

[Lightning McQueen]

The GP was ******* useless apart from writing me a couple of great scripts.

Should've gone to Sportsmed, but just struggling for spare time to get up that way. My pain is down lower than yours, reckon I'll just pop some pills and play through it, then get it looked at next week. I already have severe achilles tendinitis and probably a broken finger, so I can add this to the list of things to play through

I don't miss footy.

[Q.]

The GP was ******* useless apart from writing me a couple of great scripts.

Should've gone to Sportsmed, but just struggling for spare time to get up that way. My pain is down lower than yours, reckon I'll just pop some pills and play through it, then get it looked at next week. I already have severe achilles tendinitis and probably a broken finger, so I can add this to the list of things to play through

I don't miss footy.

my body hates me

[Lightning McQueen]

my body hates me

So did mine, I'd just get to being able walk properly by Friday afternoon and then re-live it all again, God knows how I was coming home from Joplins at 6am on Sunday mornings.