Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

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We had a celebrant come over the other day and was going through her spiel and she asked the missus "Is that how you want it?"
"Yes" was the reply.
The celebrant then asked me the same question.
"I want whatever Kelly wants me to want" was my response.

Thought I'd take the safe option considering I've only gotta be behaved for an hour or so and then I can let loose as I'll be on the front page of the good books.

[Lightning McQueen]

Me being stuck at work after having to take the missus to the airport at 4:30 this morning so her work can do a team bonding thingy at an undisclosed location.

She is now about to do the Sydney Harbour Bridge climb.

[Booney]

Me being stuck at work after having to take the missus to the airport at 4:30 this morning so her work can do a team bonding thingy at an undisclosed location.

She is now about to do the Sydney Harbour Bridge climb.

I for one am enjoying the breath of fresh air that comes with no hangover sulk.

[Lightning McQueen]

Me being stuck at work after having to take the missus to the airport at 4:30 this morning so her work can do a team bonding thingy at an undisclosed location.

She is now about to do the Sydney Harbour Bridge climb.

I for one am enjoying the breath of fresh air that comes with no hangover sulk.

There was still a pub visit, a few drinks at home involved, falling asleep past 12:30 and waking up around 3:45 has made me pretty antsy today though, hanging to get out early.

[stampy]

disrespectful cants in our country

[Pseudo]

Getting to the train station to find the platform teeming with crowgans. TrainsAredelayed has not put on any extra carriages to accommodate them. My dreams of a placid commute home are smashed. I sit squashed between human detritus. The smell of cheap cologne permeates the air but not enough to assuage the assault of BO upon my olfactory nerve. The noise-cancelling circuit of my earbuds tries valiantly but cannot excise the high pitched screams of ill-behaved brats whose parents do nothing but stare into the distance, their paltry admonitions unheeded.

The glass of red waiting for me at home shall go down that little bit quicker tonight, and will be followed by several more in rapid succession.

[MW]

Getting to the train station to find the platform teeming with crowgans. TrainsAredelayed has not put on any extra carriages to accommodate them. My dreams of a placid commute home are smashed. I sit squashed between human detritus. The smell of cheap cologne permeates the air but not enough to assuage the assault of BO upon my olfactory nerve. The noise-cancelling circuit of my earbuds tries valiantly but cannot excise the high pitched screams of ill-behaved brats whose parents do nothing but stare into the distance, their paltry admonitions unheeded.

The glass of red waiting for me at home shall go down that little bit quicker tonight, and will be followed by several more in rapid succession.

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

[Grenville]

Getting to the train station to find the platform teeming with crowgans. TrainsAredelayed has not put on any extra carriages to accommodate them. My dreams of a placid commute home are smashed. I sit squashed between human detritus. The smell of cheap cologne permeates the air but not enough to assuage the assault of BO upon my olfactory nerve. The noise-cancelling circuit of my earbuds tries valiantly but cannot excise the high pitched screams of ill-behaved brats whose parents do nothing but stare into the distance, their paltry admonitions unheeded.

The glass of red waiting for me at home shall go down that little bit quicker tonight, and will be followed by several more in rapid succession.

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

Sincerest regards from the pride of South Australia.

[Spargo]

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

I'd narrowed it down to 3 on who would respond to this with something so witty.
You were in the trifecta

[MW]

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

I'd narrowed it down to 3 on who would respond to this with something so witty.
You were in the trifecta

Sorry mate I'll stay mute

[Brodlach]

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

I'd narrowed it down to 3 on who would respond to this with something so witty.
You were in the trifecta

Benny, cracka (or maybe me?)

[Spargo]

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

I'd narrowed it down to 3 on who would respond to this with something so witty.
You were in the trifecta

Benny, cracka (or maybe me?)

First 4.

[Corona Man]

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

I'd narrowed it down to 3 on who would respond to this with something so witty.
You were in the trifecta

Benny, cracka (or maybe me?)

First 4.

That first 4 was paying $1.01

[MW]

Would love to name my top three North people but i don't know that many

[Brodlach]

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

I'd narrowed it down to 3 on who would respond to this with something so witty.
You were in the trifecta

Benny, cracka (or maybe me?)

First 4.

F@&k off

[Wedgie]

I boxed the pick 4 and only got money back!

[Corona Man]

Would love to name my top three North people but i don't know that many

Ok, Wedgie, Me, Robran and ummmmm??

[Brodlach]

I boxed the pick 4 and only got money back!

Who rattled your chain, get back to work

[Wedgie]

I boxed the pick 4 and only got money back!

Who rattled your chain, get back to work

Taken the night off due to the girlfriends daughter in law (who currently lives with us) breaking into seizures tonight so we're looking after the young un. That fits nicely into the category as not only do I miss out on pay I cant drink either!
Doesnt sound good, she cracked her head open and there was blood and vomit everywhere. Had another fit while getting a CT scan but probably best for it to happen there.

Cant have my phone on me at work, would never post from there.

[Brodlach]

That's no good mate, all the best to her