Things that give you the sh1ts

[Corona Man]

Another terror incident in London

It really is bullshit.... who cares who has the best make believe friend!

[thegrowler]

Ring.

Ring.

"G'day, Pseudo here"

"Oh hello Pseudo this is <blah> from <charity>. You're in Adelaide and we're selling raffle blah blah blah blah ....."

<5 minutes later>

"... blah blah blah would be able to help us with ten dollars?"

"I appreciate what you're doing love, but I make a point of not giving money to charities which bother me on the phone".

Click.

I can't believe you give them 5 minutes of your life.

As soon as I have any inkling of a Tele marketing type operator I say "Remove me from your call list, Good day to you"....end call

I will give them credit for their evolution as these days they ring from mobiles and allow their numbers to be displayed.

[Ian]

I got the old " hello, I'm ______ calling from the Telstra Technical Department" call yesterday

1st one in a long time, gave them my standard reply.

"I must inform you that I'm recording this phone call, it will be forwarded to the Federal Police"

Somewhere in the last 1/2 of my sentence the phone went dead

[Pseudo]

Ring.

Ring.

"G'day, Pseudo here"

"Oh hello Pseudo this is <blah> from <charity>. You're in Adelaide and we're selling raffle blah blah blah blah ....."

<5 minutes later>

"... blah blah blah would be able to help us with ten dollars?"

"I appreciate what you're doing love, but I make a point of not giving money to charities which bother me on the phone".

Click.

I can't believe you give them 5 minutes of your life.

As soon as I have any inkling of a Tele marketing type operator I say "Remove me from your call list, Good day to you"....end call

I will give them credit for their evolution as these days they ring from mobiles and allow their numbers to be displayed.

I always let them give their full spiel before I react. The more time of theirs I can waste, the less they have to bother other people.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Ive had two calls where ive had them on the phone for 45minutes.....

[Ian]

I had one years ago where I said, hold on I've got to check the stove, came back 20 minutes later, they had waited and I just said, sorry, not interested

[Wedgie]

The fact some news event on the other side of the world that happen again in a country that bring things upon themselves means AFL Game day and other sports shows weren't on. Feel free to interrupt other shows during the week when people die from atrocities in other countries.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Heartburn at 3am...

[The Ash Man]

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

[HH3]

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I've got the same thing. Big electric gate at my place so he can't get in.

I have had a call from the guy though. It's just a local contractor on behalf of AGL.

I should probably call him back, hey.

[Booney]

Heartburn at 3am...

Nexium 24 hour. Whilst heartburn is a bitch it's helped me drop a few kg's. I'm off bread, it fires my innards up every time so "No bread for me!"

Or cucumber, that shit is evil.

[Booney]

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I've got the same thing. Big electric gate at my place so he can't get in.

I have had a call from the guy though. It's just a local contractor on behalf of AGL.

I should probably call him back, hey.

[HH3]

UPDATE:

Called him. He said he aborted my job, and talked to me like I missed out on something. I dont give a f**k mate. I rent, and didn't arrange for anything.

[Lightning McQueen]

UPDATE:

Called him. He said he aborted my job, and talked to me like I missed out on something. I dont give a f**k mate. I rent, and didn't arrange for anything.

New Gas meters are so cool though, all your mates would be jealous.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Had some Mylanta tablets in the cupboard. Havent had it that bad in years...
Ive had little bouts of it here and there but managed to sleep in a half upright position to stop it progressing.
So a poor sleep and monday = i need to go for a walk this arvo chasing a white ball

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[Lightning McQueen]

Had some Mylanta tablets in the cupboard. Havent had it that bad in years...
Ive had little bouts of it here and there but managed to sleep in a half upright position to stop it progressing.
So a poor sleep and monday = i need to go for a walk this arvo chasing a white ball

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[Booney]

Been ignoring the prompt to install a new Adobe pdf reader for about 12 months. Now I know why, stupid thing decided to run anyway and I hate it!

[Footy Chick]

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I had the same thing last bill, sms saying they couldnt access my meter because it was behind a gate.

Um hello, it's not behind a gate, there's a bin in the way - how about you move it you lazy ****

[HH3]

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I had the same thing last bill, sms saying they couldnt access my meter because it was behind a gate.

Um hello, it's not behind a gate, there's a bin in the way - how about you move it you lazy ****

Im assuming the **** meant c**t

[Lightning McQueen]

I don't know whether this makes me laugh or give me the shits, I cooked up a rib-eye fillet roast last night to slice up and put in with our salad for work lunches only to discover that most of it was gone this morning.
First I thought the kids must've found it and had a bit of a feed on it but I just found out that one of them gave it to the cat and dog for dinner.

Only about $20 worth of premium meat cooked at 150 degrees so it melted in your mouth was given to them, lucky they left some for us.