Things that give you the sh1ts

[Wedgie]

Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.

That's disturbing...
I'm glad I don't have kids to do that to me.

I renewed my licence for 10 years just after I turned 72 and bought a 6 speed manual car that can (theoretically) reach 250kph.
Admittedly, I haven't had it over 168kph yet and I don't know whether it will do 30kph - except transiently as I'm moving up to second gear...

Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.

[Footy Chick]

Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.

That's disturbing...
I'm glad I don't have kids to do that to me.

I renewed my licence for 10 years just after I turned 72 and bought a 6 speed manual car that can (theoretically) reach 250kph.
Admittedly, I haven't had it over 168kph yet and I don't know whether it will do 30kph - except transiently as I'm moving up to second gear...

Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.

If he's still got the reflexes and skills to use a scalpel, then he can drive a car.

When they take away his licence, then take away his car licence

[Lightning McQueen]

Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.

If he's still got the reflexes and skills to use a scalpel, then he can drive a car.

When they take away his licence, then take away his car licence

Mr Miyagi was around the same age and he was able to catch flies mid air using chopsticks.

[Lightning McQueen]

Zartan gloating everywhere about his package.

[HH3]

Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.

If he's still got the reflexes and skills to use a scalpel, then he can drive a car.

When they take away his licence, then take away his car licence

Mr Miyagi was around the same age and he was able to catch flies mid air using chopsticks.

There's rumours floating around that that was fake. Unconfirmed though.

[Jase]

Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.

If he's still got the reflexes and skills to use a scalpel, then he can drive a car.

When they take away his licence, then take away his car licence [emoji38]

Mr Miyagi was around the same age and he was able to catch flies mid air using chopsticks.

There's rumours floating around that that was fake. Unconfirmed though.

Hang on Mr Miyagi didn't catch the fly, Daniel-San did... Mr Miyagi cracked the Sh1ts and said "beginners luck"



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[Spargo]

Mr Miyagi cracked the Sh1ts and said "beginners wuck"

EFA

[Lightning McQueen]

Hang on Mr Miyagi didn't catch the fly, Daniel-San did... Mr Miyagi cracked the Sh1ts and said "beginners luck"



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GRRR. look at you with all your facts and stuff!

[HH3]

Perpetual victims

[Booney]

Perpetual victims

Personal responsibility? Not for me.

Accountability? No, thanks anyway.

Now you're picking on me? Of course you are. That makes me sad.

[HH3]

Perpetual victims

Personal responsibility? Not for me.

Accountability? No, thanks anyway.

Now you're picking on me? Of course you are. That makes me sad.

Todays episode was someone came to me for help with something they did wrong. Every time I pointed out something they should have done differently, I was the bad guy.

They approached me to fix something, and somehow teaching them the right way to do something is putting them down?

This is from people 20+ years my senior. This is why I don't generalise generations. There are f**kwit babies in all age groups.

[Pseudo]

Ring.

Ring.

"G'day, Pseudo here"

"Oh hello Pseudo this is <blah> from <charity>. You're in Adelaide and we're selling raffle blah blah blah blah ....."

<5 minutes later>

"... blah blah blah would be able to help us with ten dollars?"

"I appreciate what you're doing love, but I make a point of not giving money to charities which bother me on the phone".

Click.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Stuck at work again. So will Miss the Cats dominant underdog performance over the flag favourites...

[amber_fluid]

Stuck at work again. So will Miss the Cats dominant underdog performance over the flag favourites...

You work?

Oh right you mean you're still on the 16th fairway.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Stuck at work again. So will Miss the Cats dominant underdog performance over the flag favourites...

You work?

Oh right you mean you're still on the 16th fairway. [emoji38]

Appearance money. Im not actually working, im escorting contractors. Boring as can be, loud machinery going....and i have to do it all day tomorrow.......so golf was a scratching....

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[Corona Man]

Real Estate prices in Melbourne

[mighty_tiger_79]

GWS club song....pleeeze

[Brodlach]

Football!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Another terror incident in London

[Ian]

Another terror incident in London

My 18yo daughter is heading over there in 8 days