Things that you rate!

[Lightning McQueen]

the movie I love you, man. and the wife in it... she is so hot!!

I don't think she's that hot. The movie is a crack-up though.............Jummin tha Bass mun!!!!!!

[Booney]

A visitor to my house was showing off the flash new iPhone 4 that she paid thousands of dollars to own outright (whatever that means), ignorning everyone else at the gathering while she talked to **** knows who and then she dropped her precious toy and shattered it on the concrete of my patio ha ha.

I was pissing myself laughing 'why would you spend a couple of grand on something like that' I said. I don't think she'll be back somehow. Even more gold ensued when she admitted she had no insurance. Here's a tip, when you visit someone's house and you don't know them very well try talking to people instead of your iPhone.

regards,

REB

I can imagine your ever so sympathetic tone during all of this.

[The Yetti]

The yetti is very fond of Chinese Food.

Last nights tasted a lot like dog.
I think I found the missing Chihuahua

[Johno6]

the movie I love you, man. and the wife in it... she is so hot!!

I don't think she's that hot. The movie is a crack-up though.............Jummin tha Bass mun!!!!!!

haha!!

nah im a big fan of her and the movie...
theres something about her that does it for me!

[Lightning McQueen]

the movie I love you, man. and the wife in it... she is so hot!!

I don't think she's that hot. The movie is a crack-up though.............Jummin tha Bass mun!!!!!!

haha!!

nah im a big fan of her and the movie...
theres something about her that does it for me!

Fox is giving it a fair run atm, I end up watching it back to back quite often. There's some great moments in there that remind me of my life, my brother and I haven't called each other by our real names for about 20 years, our kids and friends do the same thing.

[dedja]

Ironbar Tuckey squealing as he is kicked out of politics ...

[Media Park]

Ironbar Tuckey squealing as he is kicked out of politics ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_Tuckey

already a "former" pollie...

[Lightning McQueen]

the movie I love you, man. and the wife in it... she is so hot!!

I don't think she's that hot. The movie is a crack-up though.............Jummin tha Bass mun!!!!!!

Ooops, sluppin tha bass mun.

[Lightning McQueen]

Caffe Primo Iced Chocolates, after carefully observing how they made them I have perfected them at home, a good way to get the kids to eat all their din dins.

[White Line Fever]

Fridays.
Countdown to the weekend...
Finals footy this weekend.
I don't know how i'm going to fit them all in!
Coke.
The sun.
iPhones.
BBQ lunch.
I'm feeling overly positive today!

[Lightning McQueen]

Friday lunches at work, yiros and kebabs today, that will fix my horrible stomach....note to self "bourbon and beer don't mix". First time in 3 months I've hit the p!ss, it was well worth it though.

[Booney]

Friday lunches at work, yiros and kebabs today, that will fix my horrible stomach..
..note to self "bourbon and beer don't mix". First time in 3 months I've hit the p!ss, it was well worth it though.

I dismiss this remark as scuttlebutt and will vehemently argue said comment.

[Lightning McQueen]

Friday lunches at work, yiros and kebabs today, that will fix my horrible stomach..
..note to self "bourbon and beer don't mix". First time in 3 months I've hit the p!ss, it was well worth it though.

I dismiss this remark as scuttlebutt and will vehemently argue said comment.

I did it the wrong way around, history tells me I'm better off finishing on bourbon.

[fisho mcspaz]

You know what REALLY doesn't mix? Those vodka Red Bear things and Cooper's Sparkling Ale. I chucked so hard after three of each that I burst a blood vessel in my eye and ruined my mate's Winnie the Pooh pillowcase for ever more.

[Lightning McQueen]

You know what REALLY doesn't mix? Those vodka Red Bear things and Cooper's Sparkling Ale. I chucked so hard after three of each that I burst a blood vessel in my eye and ruined my mate's Winnie the Pooh pillowcase for ever more.

Now it's a Winnie the spew pillowcase.

[fisho mcspaz]

You know what REALLY doesn't mix? Those vodka Red Bear things and Cooper's Sparkling Ale. I chucked so hard after three of each that I burst a blood vessel in my eye and ruined my mate's Winnie the Pooh pillowcase for ever more.

Now it's a Winnie the spew pillowcase.

Oh yes - and the worst thing is, the Red Bears seem to have an exceedingly strong concentration of food colouring in them. And when you drink a red one, a green one and a blue one, it comes back up a rather strong BROWN.

[Lightning McQueen]

You know what REALLY doesn't mix? Those vodka Red Bear things and Cooper's Sparkling Ale. I chucked so hard after three of each that I burst a blood vessel in my eye and ruined my mate's Winnie the Pooh pillowcase for ever more.

Now it's a Winnie the spew pillowcase.

Oh yes - and the worst thing is, the Red Bears seem to have an exceedingly strong concentration of food colouring in them. And when you drink a red one, a green one and a blue one, it comes back up a rather strong BROWN.

Bloody hell Mrs Mac, I'm eating.

[Media Park]

This is great stuff!

[Johno6]

Playing in a GF tomorrow and having the one and only FC runnign me water.

now i know how ppl who have run in with clebrities feel.

[fisho mcspaz]

Ringing up McDonalds to complain. I was going to do it yesterday but I'm so glad I waited until today when I'm a bit woohoo from the painkillers and I don't care what I say. I got a McMuffin the other day when I couldn't be buggered making breakfast at home, and it looked like they'd just scraped the egg off the grill, stomped on it and then put it inside the muffin with the cheese on the outside.

Anyway, I rang them up, told them that I was very offended as I paid for a McMuffin, I did not pay for mashed up bollocks. Furthermore, I would never darken the window of their drive-thru again but I felt it my duty to complain in order to improve the McMuffins for humankind in general. Finally I told them that paying $2.75 for a cup of heavily-watered-down orange juice was a travesty of the highest order.

(Unfortunately when they asked me what my name was I told them my real name. whoops. I should have given them the name of someone I don't like instead.)