Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

The dude on RBT last night, asked if he'd be getting his weed back after they booked him. He was an absolute crack up all the way through.

[Lightning McQueen]

This made me laugh last night, it's a bit dumb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmAWIDI4ZgY

[Magpiespower]

The dude on RBT last night, asked if he'd be getting his weed back after they booked him. He was an absolute crack up all the way through.

That show is an absolute crack-up the whole way through.

Our version of 'Judge Judy' with people trying to worm their way out of trouble.

Just that most are drunk and otherwise...

[Johno6]

Chris "Shervin"

gold

[dedja]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6458052248

A SOUTH Australian couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.

Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie are madly in love. The only problem is, their whole neighbourhood knows it, too.

After repeated complaints about their passionate but noisy love-making, police have been forced to step in to give their neighbours some peace and quiet.

The couple from Adelaide's Black Forest suburb are believed to be the first in South Australia to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex and could face up to a $4000 fine.

Police patrols have been to the couple's unit 20 times since April. The latest callouts - last Sunday night and twice early Tuesday morning - resulted in the couple being charged with disturbing the public peace and hindering an environmental protection officer.

"We exceeded the noise pollution to the point we were arrested and taken out of our own house and told we couldn't have sex," a stunned Ms Angel said. Mr MacKenzie said: "It is completely over the top. I have been fined for having sex in my own house."

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http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/south-australian-couple-jessica-angel-and-colin-mackenzie-charged-over-noisy-sex/story-e6frea83-1226458052248

A SOUTH Australian couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.

Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie are madly in love. The only problem is, their whole neighbourhood knows it, too.

After repeated complaints about their passionate but noisy love-making, police have been forced to step in to give their neighbours some peace and quiet.

The couple from Adelaide's Black Forest suburb are believed to be the first in South Australia to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex and could face up to a $4000 fine.

Police patrols have been to the couple's unit 20 times since April. The latest callouts - last Sunday night and twice early Tuesday morning - resulted in the couple being charged with disturbing the public peace and hindering an environmental protection officer.

"We exceeded the noise pollution to the point we were arrested and taken out of our own house and told we couldn't have sex," a stunned Ms Angel said. Mr MacKenzie said: "It is completely over the top. I have been fined for having sex in my own house."

bless. xx

[dedja]

will never happen to me ...

An unrepentant Mr MacKenzie, 45, conceded they were noisy during sex, but said their neighbours could easily have knocked on the door themselves instead of calling police.

"It is mostly Jessie," he said. "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week.

"That's pretty much why I am asleep at six o'clock in the afternoon. I will probably die of a heart attack, she is almost killing me as it is."

[The Dark Knight]

will never happen to me ...

An unrepentant Mr MacKenzie, 45, conceded they were noisy during sex, but said their neighbours could easily have knocked on the door themselves instead of calling police.

"It is mostly Jessie," he said. "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week.

"That's pretty much why I am asleep at six o'clock in the afternoon. I will probably die of a heart attack, she is almost killing me as it is."

What a lucky man.

[Sturtman]

will never happen to me ...

An unrepentant Mr MacKenzie, 45, conceded they were noisy during sex, but said their neighbours could easily have knocked on the door themselves instead of calling police.

"It is mostly Jessie," he said. "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week.

"That's pretty much why I am asleep at six o'clock in the afternoon. I will probably die of a heart attack, she is almost killing me as it is."

What a lucky man.

Look at the photo attached to article, wouldnt say he is lucky.....

[Ian]

Look at the photo attached to article, wouldnt say he is lucky.....

They look like brothers

[Pseudo]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/south-australian-couple-jessica-angel-and-colin-mackenzie-charged-over-noisy-sex/story-e6frea83-1226458052248

A SOUTH Australian couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.
[...]
Police patrols have been to the couple's unit 20 times since April.

20 times since April?!?

Heck, I think I've had it at least once since April....

[The Dark Knight]

will never happen to me ...

An unrepentant Mr MacKenzie, 45, conceded they were noisy during sex, but said their neighbours could easily have knocked on the door themselves instead of calling police.

"It is mostly Jessie," he said. "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week.

"That's pretty much why I am asleep at six o'clock in the afternoon. I will probably die of a heart attack, she is almost killing me as it is."

What a lucky man.

Look at the photo attached to article, wouldnt say he is lucky.....

Yeah, probably not.

[Booney]

What a remarkable story to publish on the front of the Sunday Mail. Brilliant.

[Strawb]

Meanwhile in England
http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/Man-nda ... story.html
A MAN and his gerbils were rescued from a house fire in Keyham yesterday.

The property in Fleet Street caught fire at around 11am yesterday and emergency services were called to the scene as smoke bellowed from the upstairs rear bedroom.
The alarm was raised by staff at the Premier corner shop, two doors up from the property, after staff spotted smoke and heard a man, believed to be in his 40s, coughing.
Becky Hoyle, from the Premier corner shop, said: "We realised the house was on fire, we could see the smoke through the door and called the fire brigade.

"We could hear him coughing so we shouted up to him and said help was on the way but he couldn't answer, he just carried on coughing. It was awful, I think he came in the shop this morning.

[Johno6]

What a remarkable story to publish on the front of the Sunday Mail. Brilliant.

I thought exactly the same thing

Quiet week in Adelaide?

[Lightning McQueen]

What a remarkable story to publish on the front of the Sunday Mail. Brilliant.

I thought exactly the same thing

Quiet week in Adelaide?

Not in Black Forest evidently.

[Strawb]

What a remarkable story to publish on the front of the Sunday Mail. Brilliant.

I thought exactly the same thing

Quiet week in Adelaide?

Not in Black Forest evidently.

Well played Lighting.

[The Ash Man]

What a remarkable story to publish on the front of the Sunday Mail. Brilliant.

I thought exactly the same thing

Quiet week in Adelaide?

I have 2 colleagues over from Switzerland, took them out for lunch yesterday and 1 of them asked me if this is "normal headline"!

[Squids]

A g-Rated version of the joke that got me a two day ban

[Q.]

Let me guess, it said "**** you, Moses!"