Things that give you the sh1ts

[helicopterking]

The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.

Yep, he said nothing about age, gender, orientation, just a pretty witty quip that had Fittler stumped.

They had some slag reporter at the airport asking him if it was "Suitable to compare a game to sex " and " But you're a family man".
Disgraceful reporting.

[Booney]

The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.

Yep, he said nothing about age, gender, orientation, just a pretty witty quip that had Fittler stumped.

They had some slag reporter at the airport asking him if it was "Suitable to compare a game to sex " and " But you're a family man".
Disgraceful reporting.

"Yep, a game is like sex. Sometimes you come first, sometimes you don't"

[Wedgie]

Only one virginity joke allowed a season, Thaiday exceeded his limit and should be jailed.

[HH3]

The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.

Yep, he said nothing about age, gender, orientation, just a pretty witty quip that had Fittler stumped.

They had some slag reporter at the airport asking him if it was "Suitable to compare a game to sex " and " But you're a family man".
Disgraceful reporting.

"Yep, a game is like sex. Sometimes you come first, sometimes you don't"

You don't?

[Booney]

You don't?

Depends who I'm thinking about.

[Wedgie]

Gen Y

[Booney]

Fisherman.

[Wedgie]

Fisherman.

I reckon their friends would.

[Lightning McQueen]

"Yep, a game is like sex. Sometimes you come first, sometimes you don't"

And other times you end up having to bat by yourself.

[Wedgie]

It's lucky he wasn't a commentator when Misty Hyman was swimming and broke early.

[Lightning McQueen]

Driving along and hearing that very sad man sing "once I was 7 years old". I don't know whether to smash my stereo or pull over and ring my mum to tell her that I love her.

Worst song ever.

[Lightning McQueen]

It's lucky he wasn't a commentator when Misty Hyman was swimming and broke early.

My gramdma won gold in weightlifting in the 72 Olympics, she had a 80kg snatch.

[HH3]

[Dogwatcher]

What's that got to do with his grandma?

[HH3]

Thats about 80kgs of ham....

[Booney]

Driving along and hearing that very sad man sing "once I was 7 years old". I don't know whether to smash my stereo or pull over and ring my mum to tell her that I love her.

Worst song ever.

Worst. Song. Ever.

[Lightning McQueen]

What, no mustard?

[Spargo]

What, no mustard?

Peel the one on the right open a bit...

[Wedgie]

I'm glad there's no sauce.

[Dogwatcher]

fish paste