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by The Dark Knight » Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:51 pm
by Pidge » Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:58 pm
by White Line Fever » Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:29 pm
by Media Park » Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:31 pm
White Line Fever wrote:It's the last ball of the day.
Both umpires have had the lux-o-meter out and are looking toward the dark clouds coming in.
The bowler starts his run-up as WLF settles into the crease.
He pitches it outside off and WLF steps into it pushing a single to short cover as the fielder comes storming in.
They take off for the single.
Ball thrown to the bowlers end.
Looks on-line as WLF dives for the crease.
MISS!
And there it is ladies and gentleman...
He brings up the grand.
And what an illustrious 1000 it was, between footy tips, supercoach, Southern Footy League and his beloved Crows.
I don't think we've seen the end of this kid.
Good day and goodnight.
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by Lunchcutter » Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:54 pm
by Rik E Boy » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:40 am
by FattyLumpkin » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:18 am
White Line Fever wrote:He brings up the grand.
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by Johno6 » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:24 am
by Pseudo » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:39 am
Mr Beefy wrote:Pseudo wrote:"Tit Monday" can't be too far away then...![]()
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... day-p1.php
Couldn't have put it any better
by shoe boy » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:45 am
Pseudo wrote:Mr Beefy wrote:Pseudo wrote:"Tit Monday" can't be too far away then...![]()
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... day-p1.php
Couldn't have put it any better
I'll tell you what, driving in to work late today (after 9 AM) there were plenty of youngish looking ladies out in the summer running gear, some jogging, some walking dogs... no obvious flesh on display yet, but I think we can't be too far away
by White Line Fever » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:47 am
Pseudo wrote:Mr Beefy wrote:Pseudo wrote:"Tit Monday" can't be too far away then...![]()
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... day-p1.php
Couldn't have put it any better
I'll tell you what, driving in to work late today (after 9 AM) there were plenty of youngish looking ladies out in the summer running gear, some jogging, some walking dogs... no obvious flesh on display yet, but I think we can't be too far away
by Media Park » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:18 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by OnSong » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:14 pm
silicone skyline wrote:Not necessarily referring to literally "rating" things, but just things that make you think "Hell yeah, I rate that!"
Kicking it off: I rate Tit Monday
Tit Monday:
This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:
"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...
That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.
As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."
by Rik E Boy » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:08 pm
OnSong wrote:To quote a great post. Probably the best ever IMO:
It's that time of year again!!!OnSong wrote:Not necessarily referring to literally "rating" things, but just things that make you think "Hell yeah, I rate that!"
Kicking it off: I rate Tit Monday
Tit Monday:
This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:
"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...
That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.
As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."
by Media Park » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:28 pm
OnSong wrote:To quote a great post. Probably the best ever IMO:
It's that time of year again!!!silicone skyline wrote:Not necessarily referring to literally "rating" things, but just things that make you think "Hell yeah, I rate that!"
Kicking it off: I rate Tit Monday
Tit Monday:
This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:
"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...
That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.
As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by Q. » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:59 pm
Media Park wrote:This is why we need silicone skyline back!
by Choccies » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:13 pm
Johno6 wrote:you scored 1000 runs? off how many balls?
p.s gettin into a GF (and hopefully not gettin dropped for it)
by Media Park » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:27 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by fisho mcspaz » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:03 pm
Media Park wrote:Media Park rates* the bloke on X Factor who just came out of the closet in national TV...
Don't rate his attractiveness, just the balls it would have taken...
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by Media Park » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:06 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
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