Things that give you the sh1ts

[Grenville]

Condolences Wedgie, lost my old man about 18 months ago, it sucks. Hope all concerned get through this tough time ok.

[valleys07]

Condolences Wedgie.

[Brodlach]

A 16 year old girl sexually assaulted in her own bedroom whilst he parents slept in another room after the "bloke" broke in through a kitchen window. Find the bastard and hang him!

[Grenville]

Going to Wooiles and having the trolleyboy lose control of 8 trolleys which went straight into my f***ing car.

[saintal]

Spending all cricket season in the top 4 but dropping to 5th when it actually matters...

[rd]

Sunday Mail are in good form today (28 Feb 2016).
Page 50 - Richard Earle informs us that Australia retained the Sir Frank Worrell trophy by defeating New Zealand 2-0.
Page 7 - Mark Robinson - in the list of names of Gold Coast players who had broken club rules about drinking - poor Charlie Dixon is named twice in a list of just 4 names.
Page 36 - Jesper Fjeldstad reminds us that Port have just one more NAB Challenge match to prepare for the home and away season in which it plays Richmond on Thursday May 20 at the Docklands.

[Magellan]

Going to Wooiles and having the trolleyboy lose control of 8 trolleys which went straight into my f***ing car.

Ouch.

Perhaps you could duck into a Masters and get something to fix...oh, hang on...

[mal]

Sunday Mail are in good form today (28 Feb 2016).
Page 50 - Richard Earle informs us that Australia retained the Sir Frank Worrell trophy by defeating New Zealand 2-0.
Page 7 - Mark Robinson - in the list of names of Gold Coast players who had broken club rules about drinking - poor Charlie Dixon is named twice in a list of just 4 names.
Page 36 - Jesper Fjeldstad reminds us that Port have just one more NAB Challenge match to prepare for the home and away season in which it plays Richmond on Thursday May 20 at the Docklands.

The back page of the Sunday Mail is often devoted to making fun of others
Perhaps the above examples should be on the back page in coming issues

[Pseudo]

Woke 15 minutes before my usual hour of rising. Glanced at the clock radio, noted the time, promptly went back to sleep.

Woke again about an hour later to see the clock blinking "12:50" at me. There had been a power outage 5 minutes before my alarm time and I had thus overslept.

Got up, went through the morning motions. Shortly before leaving I reset the time and both alarms on the clock. Did a quick tour of the house before vacating to make sure lights were off, etc. Returned to the bedroom not 5 minutes later to find the effing clock blinking at me again.

[shoe boy]

George Pell and his institution !

[Dogwatcher]

People who choose not to drive into their car park, but reverse.

[Booney]

George Pell and his institution !

What a piece of work this bloke is.

His claim that he was too busy in his own "learning" ( about his imaginary friend ) too give a shit about children being raped was just so care free, like it mattered zilch to him and it is abhorrent, it's disgusting and **** him, never let him back in the country.

[Footy Chick]

George Pell and his institution !

Really.. thanks for reminding us, you hadn't told us yet this week.

[Wedgie]

People who choose not to drive into their car park, but reverse.

This!!!
I love their logic, take 5 mins extra to park a car inconveniencing up to ten others for the 5 minutes each so they'll save 3 seconds when they leave. These wankers should be shot!

[Footy Chick]

People who choose not to drive into their car park, but reverse.

This!!!
I love their logic, take 5 mins extra to park a car inconveniencing up to ten others for the 5 minutes each so they'll save 3 seconds when they leave. These wankers should be shot!

This x 1,000,000 - and half the time the useless bastards can't even reverse in correctly and it takes them about 45 shots to get in.

[Jim05]

People who choose not to drive into their car park, but reverse.

This!!!
I love their logic, take 5 mins extra to park a car inconveniencing up to ten others for the 5 minutes each so they'll save 3 seconds when they leave. These wankers should be shot!

Guilty!
I'm a reverser but in my job I do it dozens of times daily and am very good at so don't hold people up.
In Melbourne recently and was amazed at the amount of car parks that reverse in only, one of the Hotels we stayed at the concierge commented that accident rates in their car park has halved since changing to reverse parking only

[HH3]

The funny thing is watching people who have reversed in struggling to get their shopping to their boot.

[Footy Chick]

People who choose not to drive into their car park, but reverse.

This!!!
I love their logic, take 5 mins extra to park a car inconveniencing up to ten others for the 5 minutes each so they'll save 3 seconds when they leave. These wankers should be shot!

Guilty!
I'm a reverser but in my job I do it dozens of times daily and am very good at so don't hold people up.
In Melbourne recently and was amazed at the amount of car parks that reverse in only, one of the Hotels we stayed at the concierge commented that accident rates in their car park has halved since changing to reverse parking only

If this was changed by law, I"d be screwed.

[Booney]

Crikey some of you people have short fuses. It's like what you're heading to do is soooooo important and that 15 seconds in the car park is going to **** your day up.

Just chill.

[JK]

Crikey some of you people have short fuses. It's like what you're heading to do is soooooo important and that 15 seconds in the car park is going to **** your day up.

Just chill.

What if it's the Dan Murphy's or a pub carpark? That 15 seconds is vital ..

BTW Im guilty of being a reverser, however I won't do it if I have other cars behind me.